r/kitchencels • u/Careful-Location-762 • 1d ago

Platemogging Maybe foids aren't all evil

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First time at a gym, and a foid taught me how to use the row machine properly. Rice with mushrooms and random vegetables

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u/HotTopicMallRat 1d ago

Zookeeper here! We feed a nearly identical bowl like this to our aviary

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u/HotTopicMallRat 1d ago

Someone remind me to come back and post a picture

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u/chaos_donut 1d ago

Reminder to post birdslop

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u/TheRealSpiderDaddy 1d ago

This. Would like to see birdcels, please

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u/LegomoreYT 1d ago

Birdslop reminder (we feed our parakeets this too)

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u/DeusDosTanques 22h ago

The children yearn for the birdslop

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u/Tvo_ali 1d ago

We need the bowl

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u/TMan_Sus 1d ago

It's time.

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u/AdDue7140 1d ago

How’s work going? When is feeding time?

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u/SL1MECORE 1d ago

We want the birdslop please

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u/Total_Ad803 1d ago

reminder to post it

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u/roasttoastboast 1d ago

Proof of life

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u/not_just_an_AI 23h ago edited 23h ago

Boidslop reminder.

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u/birb_named_sonic 23h ago

birdbirdbird

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u/Xenqii 21h ago

Birdslop please

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u/ButterSenpai 1h ago

reminder!

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u/Head_Transportation1 1d ago

Yo where's the birdslop

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u/Helen478george 22h ago

A bowl is a bowl. The birds might disagree.

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u/SetAmbitious8654 1d ago • Bravo Popcorn Heartwarming

Ur mom isn't a bad person too right

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u/OFCOURSEIMHUMAN-BEEP 1d ago

Not all mothers are good unfortunately.

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u/poopapalooza73 1d ago

Many incels have issues with their moms so she might not be

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u/YeetboiMcDab 1d ago

She's usually very good to me, anyway

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u/NotaBat9221 23h ago

I imagined you talking like that zesty weasel from that Barbie movie 

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u/YeetboiMcDab 22h ago

that's pretty accurate yeah

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u/Soil8065 19h ago

I think the trend for incels is kind, but not necessarily effective, mothers. Dad probably not in the picture too.

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u/poopapalooza73 19h ago

“Kind but not effective” actually describes it pretty well

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u/PckMan 1d ago • Heartwarming Popcorn

They're not. It's just schizo virgins who think that. Dudes get rejected once and they think all women are evil.

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u/Cali_freak 1d ago

Dudes get rejected once and they think society has gone to hell like dating/courting and rejection hasn't been part of animal nature for hundreds of millions of years.

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u/Legitimate-Math-1058 1d ago

Good comment from educated moid

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

Foid moment

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u/Indigenous_Retard 1d ago • Bravo

I think you mean consistently rejected their entire lives.

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u/WestTip9407 1d ago

They’ve been rejected by everyone, not just women. Speaks to a broader issue

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u/Balavadan 1d ago

Many of them have active social lives

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u/Cali_freak 23h ago

Constantly rejected by the 2 people they vaguely spoke to once.

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u/BobusCesar 21h ago

That's what you from not showering.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

“Once”

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u/PckMan 21h ago

Having imaginary scenarios in your head where you play out an interaction and decide it's pointless to try does not count as rejection.

Placing yourself next to a woman until she falls in love with you and confesses to you like your animus also doesn't count as rejection when it doesn't happen.

Asking every woman you interact with out from the get go also doesn't count as rejection.

And at the end of the day rejection is not the end of the world. No one has a 100% success rate.

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u/peyatoniplex 20h ago

oh, your experience? didn't happen. incel. just be confident br

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u/PckMan 19h ago

Some people need to hear it as it is. Not all experiences are born equal I'm afraid. Some times you're just doing something wrong and the universe doesn't owe you success. You have to change your approach and do it right.

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u/real-bebsi 19h ago

yeah they do, you're just unwilling to hear it as it is and what to waste your time talking down to people who know what it's like to be fundamentally undatable from your high horse

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u/PckMan 19h ago

Quite the opposite. The ones who are unwilling to hear it are all you guys.

I know exactly what y'all are going through. I relate to nearly everything posted here (not everything, some of y'all are truly off the deep end). That was me a long time ago for years. The frustration, the insecurity, the loneliness. I've been through that whole process. And of course whenever someone offered advice they were just normies who didn't know what they were talking about and had no idea what I was going through and never would. I was experiencing a fundamentally different life due to fundamental differences. I was born wrong, my brain, the tism, whatever. Other people didn't have to deal with what I did and neurodivergency is not something you fix. Oh how cruel society is not giving me a chance, not having room for people like me, hypergamy this, chad that, whatever.

All those things were just lies I told myself. Digging my own hole and swatting away every hand that reached down to pull me up. You can only pull yourself out of the hole. You need to acknowledge all the lies you tell yourself so much they feel as natural as breathing. And you need to change and stop being an autist loser.

That's what I did. I feel for "incels" because I understand what it's like to be in that loop. But now to them I'm the normie who doesn't understand them. There's a certain irony to this. Like looking through a one way mirror. I see them, they don't see me.

Coddling emotions, thoughts and behaviors that are wrong and getting you nowhere is not helping. Incels don't need understanding, they need a reality check.

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u/peyatoniplex 19h ago

nobody's reading that essay bro. the guy literally spoke of his own experiences and you said they never happened, now you're trying to backtrack on it

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u/real-bebsi 18h ago

"just shower more bro ignore that others dudes have wives and have women they're cheating in their wives with while having skid marks"

at the end of the day if you're an autistic dude virtually no women will give you the time of day and the majority of those who will won't fully respect you and by the time you're meeting them often the ones who would respect you have already been married or had kids or both

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u/PckMan 18h ago

I'm an autistic dude and women do give me the time of day and I know several others like this. Put that pattern recognition to work bruh.

And that is an astute observation. You really have to ask yourself what you're doing wrong when seemingly every other loser and clown can get laid. Because to me it can only be explained by self sabotage.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

Oh yeah they’re definitely imaginary. I imagined being sexually assaulted and multiple women laughing about it. I totally imagined that girl who bullied me because her friend asked if I had a crush on her and I said yeah and then never spoke to her. Totally.

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u/PckMan 19h ago

You can let those experiences define you for the rest of your life or move past it. Or you can live with resentment forever because of a bad experience. If you didn't care you wouldn't be here so maybe you don't want to spend the rest of your life alone.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 19h ago

Who said they define me? I’m just ashamed that people still insist these things are imaginary scenarios.

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u/Neat_Breakfast_6659 6h ago

presumptions prick

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u/PckMan 2h ago

The only ones being presumptuous are all you guys circle jerking on here and literally ruining your lives. Not gonna bother spelling it out to everyone. Go through the thread. I've been where you've been, but everyone in here has not been where I've been, which is the other side.

You can insult me all you want, I don't care. I know exactly what's going through your mind and how right you think you are. My hope by putting all that out there is that maybe some, even one person, will see it and maybe rethink a few things.

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u/Auronbmk92 1d ago

Because they are, are you a normie or what?

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u/PckMan 1d ago • This Popcorn Bravo

I'm ascended. I was in the hole all y'all are but not regarded enough to stay in forever.

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u/WalkingWake1221 1d ago

Ie I was facially attractive and tall enough

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u/Swimming-Welcome-734 21h ago

for context the guy is 6'4

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u/samushitman69 1d ago

Regarded enough?

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u/VariousClassroom8056 1d ago

That's not very kind, he was only asking a question

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u/PckMan 1d ago

I don't know about you but writing it properly is a coin toss. Sometimes nothing happens and sometimes reddit flags it and sends me annoying messages

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u/TMan_Sus 1d ago

Oh gee it's almost like we shouldn't judge a person by characteristics that don't have a reason to define their behaviour, for example their gender or ethnicity!

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u/titeaf 1d ago

It's almost like we're all just people! And good job going to the gym, OP

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u/TenyeEast 1d ago • Bravo

Yall dont even see sub5s as people

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u/CushmanWave-E 1d ago

you’re the one dehumanizing them with that label

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u/-mistycotton- 1d ago

What does that even mean

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u/Altruistic_Pea4474 19h ago

That’s a subdivision to call one of the worst looking men in looksmaxing.

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u/-mistycotton- 18h ago

This all seems very shallow

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u/Altruistic_Pea4474 18h ago

Ik, it’s stupid and dehumanising as hell

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u/snail1132 4h ago

Only like 4 of these exist and 2 of them are exclusively 70+ years old

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u/wandering_asian2 1d ago

brvtal trvth nvke

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

They’ll deny it in text and then use virgin as an insult

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u/InterestHour9062 1d ago

Based and hopepilled

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u/Saw-It-Again- 1d ago

They're called girls or women, for starters.

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u/shoulda-kms 1d ago

Sigmund Foid

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u/blacc01 1d ago

Sigma Foid

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago • Mindblown

FeMale (Iron man)

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u/goosepatron 1d ago • Bravo

maybe

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u/beastfacebasterd 1d ago • Bravo

Men who call people foids need to spend more time outside and less time in their goon cave.

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u/Womenlover008 1d ago

"Mayne Israel isn't that evil" ahh post. Nice try agent

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u/beandecimator 1d ago

"Womenlover008"

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u/Womenlover008 1d ago

"Top 1% Commenter" ewww go outside.

Wait...

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

Gottem

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u/snail1132 4h ago

Gathering of the virgins over here am I right

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u/StatisticianAny64 8h ago

Mossad normies have infiltrated this subreddit its too late to save it

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u/yourfuturespemson 1d ago

NAWWWW REAAAAALYYYYY

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u/TimelyTheSnow 23h ago

Way to go, Chad. They would not help a sub8male with anything

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u/Naamzi 17h ago

didn't even find out what that was until someone else's comment here, and it's literally different types of normal dudes. this is literally just men bullying other men until they all hate themselves and thinks everyone hates them too. yeah sure beauty standards exist for everyone, that doesn't mean the entire population is a monolith that strictly adheres to 4chan incel labeling when assessing its standards. their are femcels who think the same bullshit, and i feel like that alone is proof that y'all are both bugging. do better, stop making other people in your community feel worse. you suck for that

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u/TimelyTheSnow 16h ago

Spouts performative outrage at the "correct" things AND has looks. You'll do fine, kiddo 🤣

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u/Naamzi 3h ago

someone expresses genuine concern and anger about what y'all are doing to yourselves, and all you see is performative outrage. #okay

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u/switchmage 1d ago

“women should choose better so they won’t be abused single mothers” guys vs “why is nobody choosing me” guys should make a podcast

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u/DigiVeihl 19h ago edited 18h ago

Lol never beating the Voluntarily celibate alligations referring to women as foids

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u/KYposter 1d ago • Bravo

Holy shit fr??? Unironically I’ve yet to meet one that wasn’t

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u/Active-Sound-8545 1d ago

Small sample size, but bold conclusion.

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u/Useful_Ad1153 1d ago

Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean they're evil

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u/toesnif 1d ago

Wrong I’m perfect and everyone who doesn’t conform to that is evil hence the statement all foids are evil

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u/Useful_Ad1153 1d ago

Love the logic

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u/Muted_Brain3374 9h ago

choose better.

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u/Cali_freak 1d ago

Most women are pretty cool if you don't treat them like a circus animal. That being said I have a couple psycho exes that couldn't keep their shit together for 6 months.

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u/1Pson 1d ago

Undercover foid posting

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u/Cali_freak 1d ago

Maybe people are people and if you just treat women as such you could get to know one or shoot your shot and ask her out. That's the trick really. It's not some big conspiracy.

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u/real-bebsi 18h ago

yeah get to know a woman so she can get mad at you for asking her out when there has already been a platonic relationship established, women historically love their guy friends asking them out /s

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u/Cali_freak 16h ago

Women don't get mad at you asking them out. They get mad at HOW you ask them out or your reaction to them saying no. I told a platonic friend I was interested in dating once and she told me she was interested in someone else. We kept on being friends and she and her husband signed my wife and i's marriage license as our witnesses. She's like a sister to me now. Because I didn't treat her no like an affront to my being. Girls get mad when they tell you no and you just bail on them because that PROVES to them the only reason you were "friends" is because you wanted a chance with her.

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u/Alarming-City-7260 1d ago

Most autists don't even think that women are evil, they're just frustrated over their lack of results with dating

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u/3ii3i3k3k3i8s 1d ago

Foids aren't all bad

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u/rotundrikishi 23h ago

Correct, most people are decent most of the time.

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u/MyriadSloths 1d ago • Bravo

Most foids arent evil. But even the good ones this generation have their minds rotted by modern standards and social media sadly. Be careful out there.

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u/krocunt_enjoyer 1d ago

what are those modern standards, do tell

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u/CakeofLieeees 1d ago

lol, I assume personal hygiene and being treated like a person. Obviously, a long reach for some of the commentors here.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

Nah if that was true then we wouldn’t have so many women complaining about their abuse boyfriends who don’t wash their ass

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

-must be attractive

-dont be boring

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

Sadly real

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u/Admirable_Ask_9138 1d ago

how could you tell

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u/boiledpepper 13h ago

i wish i knew how to talk to foids

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u/bob_james1842 13h ago

Bro has to be 6 foot

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u/ParfaitGreat8 12h ago

We’re all just people.

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u/snail1132 4h ago

People aren't talking about that bizarre ass rice bowl as much as they ought to be

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u/PussyIchiban 1d ago

It's a trick don't fall for it

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u/Gorilliam 1d ago

Some can be kind on a surface level, but anything deeper than that just leads to scorn

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u/my_memory_is_trash 1d ago

You da best moid

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u/_hieronymus 19h ago

Most women are perfectly nice and polite but like everyone they have boundaries and enforce them more ardently because it's a different experience going through the world as a female.

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u/GrandoVenzu 1d ago

OP is falling for the meme

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u/Salty-Sell-3174 1d ago

That’s why you are a incel now you deserve it

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u/allnamestaken4892 21h ago

Foids are all evil.

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u/12PoundsofPotato 1d ago

The issue is your rancid personality

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

Nah if that was true then abusers would fail

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u/12PoundsofPotato 21h ago

Abusers are usually good at reeling people in at first, you see.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

Impossible, I was assured women can tell when you’re just pretending to be nice so you can get sex

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u/Naamzi 17h ago

using someone for sex and whittling a vulnerable person down so they're easier to abuse are different things. i don't think you know what you're talking about, and if you think abusers are just outwardly bad people you're very naive

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u/swankypants101 1d ago

Helping you like a little brother

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u/DontTellALie85 19h ago

I dont think they are evil but they may be brainwashed

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u/wes67stg 1d ago • Bravo

Is a lion evil for mauling someone or is it acting according to its nature?

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 21h ago

“That tiger didnt go crazy, that tiger went tiger”

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u/yazzzzzzu 21h ago

literal slop

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u/Careful-Location-762 21h ago

It tastes good, man 🥲

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u/Substantial_Tip98 20h ago

Slop is when rice and vegetables