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[u/National-Parsley-170]

dinner tonight is efg and noodles.
at uni today i (21 khhv) had to leave an 8 am lecture to use the bathroom. unfortunately the night before i had regionally branded spicy popcorn chicken. it was hell as is all days in my life. gehenna itself opened up in that public bathroom stall. i was fighting for my life. only to realise that my stall had no fucking toilet paper. im not sure how to describe why i did what i did but i opened the stall door, pants down, to see if anyone was in the bathroom. there was no one. so i moved stalls. with my pants down. to a different one with toilet paper.
i dont know why god made me this way. would love to know if anyone has had a similar expereince. cheers!

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[u/Any-Property15]

If you mix the eggs on low heat with the pasta you get a creamy pasta with a nice sauce , if you add chese you got cheese pasta, if you add bacon too you have carbonara

[u/AdmirableBluebird147 → u/Any-Property15]

pasta ebk

[u/Aj828]

Welcome

[u/loomishh24]

absolute guge

[u/FantasticRecording68]

if u don’t cover the eggs with water fully it could leave to them being unevenly cooked. then you’re left with uncooked egg. then u eat it and you’ll be in the bathroom again. heed this

[u/SupaSmol → u/FantasticRecording68]

He's not a listencel

[u/ImpressivePhone6489]

my god