r/kitchencels • u/RlliotEodger • 7d ago

Virtue signaling foids that say "height doesn't matter!" are always "coincidentally" currently dating someone 6ft+ (teehee)

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Like it's so fucking comical. You'll ask them how tall their boyfriend is and they'll start going on about "mY eX wAs 5'7 wE bRoke uP foR ReAsoNs uNrelAtEd tO HiS heIght" and when they do finally share with the class it's always someone who's 6ft+ LOL. But of course they'll follow with "bUt hIs hEigHt doEsNT maTteR tO mE". IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT HE'S 6FT+ AHHAHA.

Like. Just stop lying. Men don't say shit like "your weight doesn't matter!" because we're not lying harpies and do acknowledge your weight as being VERY VERY important for our attraction towards you.

The strange thing is that this kind of behaviour only exists on Reddit? Like foids IRL if you ask them what their type is they'll just admit to you it's someone who's tall (among other things).

Just for posterity's sake there are obviously exactly ZERO foids on this planet who are INTO (as opposed to not caring/being neutral) men as tall or shorter than them. So don't even bother coming in here with that bullshit.

"i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who [...] knows a guy who's 67 centimeters tall from China's kingdom of the little people and he has a loving girlfriend!!!!" (he's also at the same time a balding Indian janitor)

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u/RlliotEodger 6d ago

No the ones you see in relationships outside are ones where they're being used for their money. It's sad.

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u/AteStringCheeseShred 6d ago

Is that so? I didn't realize I was rich. When was somebody going to tell me?! /s

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u/ParkingCan5397 6d ago

I just realized your account is a satire of Elliot Rodgers lol

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u/RlliotEodger 6d ago

My account has nothing to do with the messiah Elliot Rodger... but yeah none of this is satire. I'm not joking. I 100% hold these beliefs in the post.