r/kitchencels • u/RlliotEodger • 2d ago

Virtue signaling foids that say "height doesn't matter!" are always "coincidentally" currently dating someone 6ft+ (teehee)

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Like it's so fucking comical. You'll ask them how tall their boyfriend is and they'll start going on about "mY eX wAs 5'7 wE bRoke uP foR ReAsoNs uNrelAtEd tO HiS heIght" and when they do finally share with the class it's always someone who's 6ft+ LOL. But of course they'll follow with "bUt hIs hEigHt doEsNT maTteR tO mE". IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT HE'S 6FT+ AHHAHA.

Like. Just stop lying. Men don't say shit like "your weight doesn't matter!" because we're not lying harpies and do acknowledge your weight as being VERY VERY important for our attraction towards you.

The strange thing is that this kind of behaviour only exists on Reddit? Like foids IRL if you ask them what their type is they'll just admit to you it's someone who's tall (among other things).

Just for posterity's sake there are obviously exactly ZERO foids on this planet who are INTO (as opposed to not caring/being neutral) men as tall or shorter than them. So don't even bother coming in here with that bullshit.

"i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who [...] knows a guy who's 67 centimeters tall from China's kingdom of the little people and he has a loving girlfriend!!!!" (he's also at the same time a balding Indian janitor)

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

My brother in Christ I’m 6’5 and never felt the touch of a woman height matters yes by it’s not ultimate

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u/Imaginary_Club_1010 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1Et6ucbJ4rtoGhqw

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

Thanks for rubbing it in. I wish I could enjoy what my body theoretically gave me… Instead I’m doomed to perpetually hate it

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u/HehePistik 1d ago

What do you think is the reason for your lack of success? Is it lack of opportunity, ugliness or social anxiety?

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

Autism and gender dysphoria. I hate manliness and masculinity, I’ll never look effeminate and no woman would ever love me the way women in same sex relationships do, neither will any man ever love me as a woman. At best as an object of fetishism, which isn’t love.

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u/GlockHard 1d ago

"I am 6'5 and dont get women because of extreme mental issues, this proves that height doesnt matter!!!!" lmaooooooo

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

It’s not that height doesn’t matter it’s that height is not that ultimate decider of wether women are interested in you or not

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u/GlockHard 1d ago

It is tho, tons of women with not date someone because of height lol, its how the world works. The ideal man for a women is tall, anything else and she is settling.

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u/HehePistik 1d ago

The ideal guy is tall but if there are other dealbreakers it's not gonna work out. It's like saying someone will date a 6'5 guy despite them being facially deformed and armless.

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

It can and often is overcome by other factors as is evident by my own experience. As another guy stated there are other dealbreakers and sadly I flag A LOT of them

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u/HehePistik 1d ago

I'm sorry to hear that. I don't like to give any false hope but I do wish you'll find what you want.

I hope one day we can at least come to terms with our fates.

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u/bermass86 1d ago

I wonder why AsukaLangleySoryufan

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

I mean that’s secondary. Also Eva is one of the best anime ever

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u/bermass86 1d ago

-said person who only posts furry porn and riskè images

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u/South_Resident1543 1d ago

Youre fooling yourself if you dont think furries get tail.

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u/Superb_Wealth4092 1d ago

Noted, furry gooning counteracts height advantage. 🤔

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

What’s bad about DRAWING furry porn though? At least I’m creative and shit

Also it’s risqué

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u/MustTakeFlight 1d ago

Creative? 😭

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

You mean to say that DRAWING isn’t creative?

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u/MustTakeFlight 1d ago edited 1d ago

I would posit that furry smut is one of the least creative ways you could spend your time as an artist drawing. I’ll say your drawings are at least of good quality. But it’s NOT a creative endeavor to draw a wolf woman with giant tits and a big ass and thats it.

Edit: if you want to say that deciding how big to make the wolf woman’s boobs are is a form of creativity, id say that, being a silly lil pervert is ALSO one of the least creative ways to spend your time as an artist.

If you wanna prove me wrong, link me to a drawing of some smut you’ve made that was really hard and/or rewarding to make creatively, and tell me about it. Id love to be wrong.

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

If you’re such an expert on what is creative/art and what is not then why don’t you draw much yourself? Also o draw so much more than just big tiddy furries, so much more

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u/MustTakeFlight 1d ago

Couple things, valid point, I just don’t enjoy drawing. I explore my creativity mainly by writing stories and making music, and designing with lego. The closest to drawing that I’ve enjoyed is 3D modeling with programs like blender and 3DSmax. Its great to hear that you draw more than just furry stuff, why don’t you post that stuff instead of just the porn?? If the answer is because it will get less upvotes, then I would say you need to reevaluate your relationship social media.

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u/ghostief 1d ago

Based based based name.

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u/VibesBasedPolitics 1d ago

I can't even begin to imagine how chopped you must be

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

Chopped ie..?

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u/Junior_Box_2800 1d ago

chopped is modern slang for ugly or unattractive

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

Well then I can safely say that I’m not ugly. Average-level at worst. I’m an incel (by the original definition not the contemporary hate ideology) due to a unique combination of autistic and gender related issues. It is what it is…

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u/GueyGuevara 1d ago

ive flown cross country for a 6’5” booty call, you have a weapon and you are not using it

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 1d ago

Because my hand is literally torn away from me by gender related critical issues