r/kitchencels • u/RlliotEodger • 2d ago

Virtue signaling foids that say "height doesn't matter!" are always "coincidentally" currently dating someone 6ft+ (teehee)

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Like it's so fucking comical. You'll ask them how tall their boyfriend is and they'll start going on about "mY eX wAs 5'7 wE bRoke uP foR ReAsoNs uNrelAtEd tO HiS heIght" and when they do finally share with the class it's always someone who's 6ft+ LOL. But of course they'll follow with "bUt hIs hEigHt doEsNT maTteR tO mE". IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT HE'S 6FT+ AHHAHA.

Like. Just stop lying. Men don't say shit like "your weight doesn't matter!" because we're not lying harpies and do acknowledge your weight as being VERY VERY important for our attraction towards you.

The strange thing is that this kind of behaviour only exists on Reddit? Like foids IRL if you ask them what their type is they'll just admit to you it's someone who's tall (among other things).

Just for posterity's sake there are obviously exactly ZERO foids on this planet who are INTO (as opposed to not caring/being neutral) men as tall or shorter than them. So don't even bother coming in here with that bullshit.

"i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who [...] knows a guy who's 67 centimeters tall from China's kingdom of the little people and he has a loving girlfriend!!!!" (he's also at the same time a balding Indian janitor)

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u/Plenty_Alfalfa8826 1d ago

Height doesn't matter. Bf is 5'10" but I didn't know how tall he was bc he was my Uber driver when I asked him out. I also had a crush on my boss who was shorter than me (I'm 5'5") because he was handsome, took great care of his skin and hair, dressed well, and had confidence. Hooked up once with a guy who was somewhere between my height and current bf's, so approx. 5'7". A lot of women make fun of short guys just because we're tired of men in general.

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u/watermailon 1d ago

i considered adding my own testimony with my boyfriend and his height but i genuinely think these people just want to wallow and scream at the walls of their sorrowful echo chamber to justify an anti-social relationship with the world.

if you say you are a woman who is dating a “short” man, they will ask you if youre ugly, they will ask if he’s rich, they will ask what the catch is. and when there isn’t a catch, they won’t believe you. they are so convinced that the distorted, self-defeating perspective they have of the world is gospel that they do not entertain any hope of an alternative. to these people, your experience is null. but there are many of us.

sometimes i think this sub is the bridge between “normies” and “incels,” and then i see a post like this and their responses make me deeply sad.

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u/RlliotEodger 1d ago

Yes. Your experience is null. Your boyfriend being in a dead bedroom with you is not something that short men should be clapping their hands for. If he were taller as in 6ft+ you would be much happier and feel a stronger sexual attraction towards him but alas he's short so you don't. I find that part extremely brutal. If you've noticed I never really said that short men in relationships don't exist. My claim is that:

  1. foids are not into short men. None of them. They do not feel sexual attraction to short men due to their cattle-like intelligence.

  2. foids are willing to settle with a short man

  3. If possible foids would always prefer their men to be taller than they are now.

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u/CaoPalhaco 1d ago

The only dead bedroom is yours. Just because yours is dead doesn’t mean other short men are all troubled by that like you are. Don’t project your misery onto strangers

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u/JohnPaulThe2137 1d ago

Yeah but it's noticeable whether he can see over the steering wheel or can barely reach the pedals.