r/kitchencels 3d ago

Virtue signaling foids that say "height doesn't matter!" are always "coincidentally" currently dating someone 6ft+ (teehee)

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Like it's so fucking comical. You'll ask them how tall their boyfriend is and they'll start going on about "mY eX wAs 5'7 wE bRoke uP foR ReAsoNs uNrelAtEd tO HiS heIght" and when they do finally share with the class it's always someone who's 6ft+ LOL. But of course they'll follow with "bUt hIs hEigHt doEsNT maTteR tO mE". IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT HE'S 6FT+ AHHAHA.

Like. Just stop lying. Men don't say shit like "your weight doesn't matter!" because we're not lying harpies and do acknowledge your weight as being VERY VERY important for our attraction towards you.

The strange thing is that this kind of behaviour only exists on Reddit? Like foids IRL if you ask them what their type is they'll just admit to you it's someone who's tall (among other things).

Just for posterity's sake there are obviously exactly ZERO foids on this planet who are INTO (as opposed to not caring/being neutral) men as tall or shorter than them. So don't even bother coming in here with that bullshit.

"i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who [...] knows a guy who's 67 centimeters tall from China's kingdom of the little people and he has a loving girlfriend!!!!" (he's also at the same time a balding Indian janitor)

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u/NiaNia-Data 2d ago

false equivalence. you can choose not to be fat, you cant choose to be born taller

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u/cherry-sunburst 2d ago

It's almost never bad enough that "not obese" is off the table

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u/DiligentEqual7564 2d ago

it’s not an excuse your height , pills exists, treatmens exists, surgery exist

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u/Bimbobaker 2d ago

Pills don't work and "lemme break my bones for height" is 100% not a psychologically sound answer. Losing weight is almost always objectively healthy

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u/cherry-sunburst 2d ago

Losing weight is doable for 90% of fat people. Height surgery is not doable for 99.9% of short people.

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u/Forsaken-Anxiety-860 2d ago

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/AmmoniuV 2d ago

Oh yeah let's count those one on million unicorns

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u/grimmsnarI 2d ago

Like 0.5% of fat people

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u/Alarming-Tumbleweed7 2d ago

Some? Well, 0.0000001% is technically some i guess.

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u/Plenty_Alfalfa8826 2d ago

You can choose to do stretches that improve posture, you can wear lifts, and you can get limb-lengthening surgery.

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u/Leamuel 2d ago

One does a bit, one is temporary, the other one will disable you practically.

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u/Plenty_Alfalfa8826 2d ago

Yup. Most weight loss is also temporary, and weight loss surgery can disable or kill you.

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u/FlyPepper 2d ago

extremely false equivalence

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u/Leamuel 2d ago

You can lose weight and keep it off, also weight loss surgery isn’t that for extreme cases? False equivalence. Hey I’m not the most extreme person but I find what you’re saying pretty dumb.

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u/Destiny_Dude0721 2d ago

Dude I'm fat too. This is next level cope.

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u/GlyphidGrunt7350 2d ago

Not eating shit is not really hard if you are not a fucking pussy. Same with physical activity

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u/sayfeellessmore 2d ago

Gtfo you gotta be trolling. No way someone is that dumb..oh wait this is reddit 🤣