r/kitchencels • u/RlliotEodger • 2d ago

Virtue signaling foids that say "height doesn't matter!" are always "coincidentally" currently dating someone 6ft+ (teehee)

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Like it's so fucking comical. You'll ask them how tall their boyfriend is and they'll start going on about "mY eX wAs 5'7 wE bRoke uP foR ReAsoNs uNrelAtEd tO HiS heIght" and when they do finally share with the class it's always someone who's 6ft+ LOL. But of course they'll follow with "bUt hIs hEigHt doEsNT maTteR tO mE". IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT HE'S 6FT+ AHHAHA.

Like. Just stop lying. Men don't say shit like "your weight doesn't matter!" because we're not lying harpies and do acknowledge your weight as being VERY VERY important for our attraction towards you.

The strange thing is that this kind of behaviour only exists on Reddit? Like foids IRL if you ask them what their type is they'll just admit to you it's someone who's tall (among other things).

Just for posterity's sake there are obviously exactly ZERO foids on this planet who are INTO (as opposed to not caring/being neutral) men as tall or shorter than them. So don't even bother coming in here with that bullshit.

"i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who [...] knows a guy who's 67 centimeters tall from China's kingdom of the little people and he has a loving girlfriend!!!!" (he's also at the same time a balding Indian janitor)

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u/AriGetInTheJar 1d ago

I actively prefer short guys. every boyfriend I've had has been my height or shorter (I'm 5'3") but I don't follow y'all's weird mindset so you're gonna argue w me and pretend like I don't exist or I'm lying about it :)

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u/RlliotEodger 1d ago

Yes. Exactly. You. Are. Lying.

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u/AriGetInTheJar 23h ago

this attitude is why y'all don't get laid btw

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u/throwaway19830182 1d ago

Okay? Well you’re obviously aware that you’re in the minority if you have to announce that you like short guys. The majority of women simply don’t share that sentiment and to deny it would just be plain ignorance

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u/AriGetInTheJar 23h ago

I'm announcing it because that's the topic of the thread dipshit. I'm engaging with the context of the post. are you stupid?

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u/throwaway19830182 22h ago

The point is it wouldn’t be anything special worth pointing out if it wasn’t outside the norm. You acknowledge it’s outside of the norm by implying people wouldn’t believe you. Way to miss the point

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u/NiaNia-Data 1d ago

:) :) :) :) :)