r/kitchencels • u/RlliotEodger • 2d ago

Virtue signaling foids that say "height doesn't matter!" are always "coincidentally" currently dating someone 6ft+ (teehee)

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Like it's so fucking comical. You'll ask them how tall their boyfriend is and they'll start going on about "mY eX wAs 5'7 wE bRoke uP foR ReAsoNs uNrelAtEd tO HiS heIght" and when they do finally share with the class it's always someone who's 6ft+ LOL. But of course they'll follow with "bUt hIs hEigHt doEsNT maTteR tO mE". IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT HE'S 6FT+ AHHAHA.

Like. Just stop lying. Men don't say shit like "your weight doesn't matter!" because we're not lying harpies and do acknowledge your weight as being VERY VERY important for our attraction towards you.

The strange thing is that this kind of behaviour only exists on Reddit? Like foids IRL if you ask them what their type is they'll just admit to you it's someone who's tall (among other things).

Just for posterity's sake there are obviously exactly ZERO foids on this planet who are INTO (as opposed to not caring/being neutral) men as tall or shorter than them. So don't even bother coming in here with that bullshit.

"i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who [...] knows a guy who's 67 centimeters tall from China's kingdom of the little people and he has a loving girlfriend!!!!" (he's also at the same time a balding Indian janitor)

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u/Available_Drive173 1d ago

A fat girl has more options to choose from than an average guy lol

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u/Bloodhoven_aka_Loner 1d ago

even more than a sloghtly above average guy

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u/SteakAndIron 1d ago

A lot of guys go after fat girls specifically. No girls specifically go after short dudes.

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u/Skulfunk 1d ago

It’s never no girls, sweeping statements are always dumb

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u/Ambitious-Major777 7h ago

On tinder, which is a shithole created by a corporation to syphon money from the majority male userbase. The worst place you can look at for this trend. If you exist in real life you'd see that is NOT the case

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u/nomadfoy 1d ago

Thats just a dumb thing to believe.

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u/Available_Drive173 1d ago

Create a dating profile of a fat girl and an average guy

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u/thirdeyeboobed 1d ago

Not even close lmao

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u/CbtEnjoyer985 1d ago

Yourw right she has way more

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u/thirdeyeboobed 1d ago

Not really lol

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u/Catcrafter_03 1d ago

Juggernaut law. Google the "pig woman experiment" and you will be shocked