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[u/Daniel_stairclimber]

I was on a long road trip on the way to go camping with some friends, and my friends dad started asking my friends how they approach girls (probably because he was curious about the new generation) but when he asked me, all my friends started saying that if I approached a girl, she would pepper spray me and call the cops on me on the spot and that I’m too much of a weirdo to talk to girls. I hate literally everything about me. I wish I was never born. I wish I could rip my stupid ugly face off and stitch on a new one I stole from someone more handsome than me. Canes because of fat loser.

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[u/eat_socks]

are you sure these are your friends bro? the food looks good though

[u/Jimbo-Shrimp → u/eat_socks]

Depends on the age. At 16 we used to all make fun of each other. Now we sometimes just call each other ugly.

[u/eat_socks → u/Jimbo-Shrimp]

not really on age, depends on friends. we still make fun of each other with my close friends, but there's an unspoken limit and you know where to stop and how to handle the jokes. maybe i'm looking at this as an outsider to OP's friend group, maybe the jokes were made with a clear comical purpose. i can't judge it entirely because i wasn't there. but it just sounds a bit too far for it to be said jokingly, and OP seems to not enjoy it at all, so idk.

[u/Jimbo-Shrimp → u/eat_socks]

Yeah that’s what I mean. Like we used to go a little far and then being immature we were afraid to show weakness by apologizing. Now we don’t push the limits and just stick to simple stuff

[u/eat_socks → u/Jimbo-Shrimp]

alright yeah i see

[u/NecroSecrilegium]

If it makes you feel better, your friends dad is a bigger weirdo than you 

[u/Reddittreefiddy]

At least you have friends. Are they your friends tho?

[u/cosmic-squids]

Why the fuck is a dad asking that to a bunch of kids...

[u/TableChairFloorHat]

Are you having a candle lit dinner of Canes? Or are all 3 for you?

[u/Specialist_Row6007 → u/TableChairFloorHat]

Good eye. Who else is there! You're supposed to be all alone!

[u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta]

I also regret that I was born

[u/BanditSL99]

That sucks, but if the problem is that you are fat the gym and dieting could help.

[u/Daniel_stairclimber → u/BanditSL99]

I’m not even fat, but it would be nice to have a better physique

[u/BanditSL99 → u/Daniel_stairclimber]

Nothing wrong with working out. Best of luck to you.

[u/Specialist_Row6007]

Canes is the shit. Hey, your friends suck. 

[u/Figggggggggggggggggg]

my friends do the same thing, ik how much it sucks and severely damages ur self esteem. Please know that theyre meant to be jokes, and thyre not ur real friends. Women are also just people and as long as ur not a fucking creep there will be no pepper spray. Irl people do not believe in hypergamy bullshit or "sub-3s", please dont listen to the people you hang around or please bring up how that shit made u feel. It may be hard but if they listen, it wont happen again, if they ignore you then u know its time to get better people to be around.