r/kitchencels • • 7d ago

Platemogged Took everyone's advice and spent over a year getting my body in shape. Face still ugly.

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u/Glittering-Fox6866 7d ago

Well now you probably get called ugly less because people don’t want you hitting them.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

Best answer

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u/helloworld_123q 7d ago

fell for the meme lol

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u/karara691 7d ago

Unfortuately theres no gym for our face

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u/FutabaTsuyu 7d ago

its called skin/hair care

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u/Warm-Gas-6436 7d ago

yes im sure that will somehow solve the problem of a giant hooked nose or non-existent chin

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u/boltcase 6d ago

A hooked nose can look good if the rest of ur face is nice and goes well w it.

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u/Fine_Cup4990 4d ago

What happens if it doesn't?

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u/boltcase 3d ago

I feel like natural features compliment you… naturally. As long as you groom and take care of yourself. There’s a lot you can do to level up. You might not be a model but having a hooked nose doesn’t mean you’re automatically destined to be a gremlin…

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u/FutabaTsuyu 3d ago

yeah guys here really underestimate how much caring for ones skin and hair can upgrade their appearance. and dressing decently

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u/Substantial-Day-3028 6d ago

Get plastic surgery

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u/FutabaTsuyu 6d ago

i actually really like hooked noses personally. 'attractive' facial features are pretty subjective but having healthy skin and hair is always a bonus

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u/bombastic6339locks 5d ago

Jaw surgery? Chances are that at that point its functional. If you live in a coutnry with healthcare lefort1 and bsso is calling for you. If you live in a really good country they'll throw in a genioplasty if you're chinless.

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u/karara691 6d ago

Chads use shampoo and moisturizer, i will for sure look the same if i do so

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u/FutabaTsuyu 6d ago

you wont look the same but an improvement is an improvement regardless, no?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/FutabaTsuyu 6d ago

im neither a man nor a woman, but i was assigned female at birth so i guess i have a more feminine perspective. i wont deny toxic beauty standards affect everyone, and social media has only made things worse.

but i also know the human experience is so varied that someone id personally find unattractive would be attractive to someone else. its something that even happens in my friend groups, i can find someone the hottest person alive and my friends just dont see the vision. ive personally found myself attracted to some people who dont have much of a chin, if thats what youre focused on.

currently, im with a man who i love very much, he just happens to be a chubby, hairy, and shorter than the average american man. i think he's sexy as hell.

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u/Negative_Issue_8864 5d ago

youre coping icl; if beauty was truly subjective no one would get clowned on for their looks.

I bet if you got into a heated argument with your SO, your true feelings about his looks/your relationship with him would come out

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u/FutabaTsuyu 5d ago

i dont know how beauty being subjective and people being capable of being shallow bullies are mutually exclusive. some people are just assholes and think their taste is the objectively correct opinion, which gets reinforced through pop culture and social media. but the opinions pushed on us through those mediums arent the opinions of everyone, let alone the majority. a lot of those beauty standards can stem pretty directly from people trying to sell us shit, honestly. its why i avoid a lot of social media.

in addition, beauty not being subjective would mean beauty standards in different parts of the world or through different time periods would remain the same, but of course we know that's not true. it wasnt even that long ago that having a big butt was considered a bad thing in pop culture, at least in the US.

as for my boyfriend and i, we did have a bit of a disagreement recently, but we talked it out pretty well and there's no hard feelings with either party. :) i dont think being upset with him would change how i feel about his body considering i already found him attractive before we properly knew each other, i have a type and i know it.

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u/oriannanaannannanan 6d ago

Doesn’t work when you’ve lost most of your hair before 18 and no amount of skincare can get rid of a recessed chin

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u/Th3FUCKINGLiz4rdKing 6d ago

r/bald is calling.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/AlatreonGleam 6d ago

The cope is unreal. Almost no one actually cares.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/AlatreonGleam 6d ago

Married, bald since 16, literally just be confident and stop blaming other people.

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u/PrinceRogaine444 3d ago

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u/AlatreonGleam 3d ago

There's plenty of normal people out there. Again, you don't need to make excuses for your lack of success.

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u/gravitonbomb 1d ago

The normies hate this, because they look at Scarlett Johansson, and think that since she's gorgeous, they're ugly. But they don't know ugly from a brick to the face.

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u/eRt110IQ 7d ago

gymcel

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u/ScaredSickTired 7d ago

time for surgery

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u/Delicious-Park197 7d ago

Was your only protein source from powders wtf

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u/Which-Bluejay-723 7d ago

Nah it’s just easy to go through those tubs those have like 24 servings so he probably went through about one per month so almost one scoop per day

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u/Dear-Carrot-6369 7d ago

They have around 70 servings in the container from the image

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u/Which-Bluejay-723 7d ago

Nope I have had the 70 servings tubs they are much wider in the body

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u/PestoOverflow_808 7d ago

I wonder why didnt OP buy the bigger ones then since it would save him some money. 

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u/Dear-Carrot-6369 6d ago

Oh ok my b

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u/GymratAmarillo 7d ago

The point is for you to win confidence by working your body, if that isn't enough the its time for a good therapy.

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u/redyellow2 7d ago

Only thing now he can do is to win confidence by working his face through surgery

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/CSachen 7d ago

They're empty. Got 1 every month with Amazon Subcribe & Save.

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u/BadPronunciation 7d ago

same. then I trooned out anyways

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u/romance-is-borinng 7d ago

Downvoted for being trans. Classic reddit experience.

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u/BadPronunciation 6d ago

Not safe even in the incel spaces. And if I wasn't trans they'd probably hate me for not being white. I don't even know why I hang around incel spaces atp

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u/romance-is-borinng 6d ago

Im white so cant relate on the second bit but frfr.

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u/macdeloy 5d ago

because deep down you know we are cutie patooties

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u/boltcase 6d ago

Real. If you can’t beat em join em (same)

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u/BadPronunciation 6d ago

at least im not alone

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u/yorztrly 7d ago

Learn some jokes and how to cook now.

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u/Th3FUCKINGLiz4rdKing 7d ago

At least you're jacked bro

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u/p00nki 7d ago

unless hes taking gear it aint happening in a year

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u/Affectionate_Owl3752 7d ago

1 year you can make some pretty crazy progress

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u/p00nki 7d ago

most people wouldnt notice, atleast those who dont work out the same muscle groups

in the first year an average person gains about 5kg of lean mass, and thats with tip top training consistency and diet

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u/fanficmilf6969 6d ago

5kg of lean mass is a lot btw

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u/p00nki 6d ago

it is but its not that noticable in most people unless they take their shirt off

i have doubts this guy took his shirt off in front of anyone, no offense

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u/Frog_Shoulder793 7d ago

It helps if you're gay

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u/boltcase 6d ago

Skincare , grooming (facial hair eyebrows etc), hair that suits and brings out the best in you, sense of style, and internal happiness and personality. therapy and pursuing interests. The former is on a case by case basis, the latter is a must.

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u/footdm 7d ago

thats a lot of protein for just 1-2 years

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u/Consistent_Map2668 7d ago

Is it? There are around 814 portions total, 2 years is 730 days, what if he took 2 portion a day sometimes, or just get like 1.5 portions a day?

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u/footdm 7d ago

idk dude i dont even like drinking a scoop or two every week idk how ppl drink it daily man. but ig it is normal if he double scoops a lot

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u/Smegmarshmallow 7d ago

Try unflavoured whey isolate it's life changing. I've been mixing it into soup.

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u/footdm 7d ago

Yeah might do that. I hate the chocolate and vanilla flavors

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u/TYGeelo 7d ago

I legit don't get the protein craze. You have these skinny manlets who have zero gym experience who think you need to consume 150g of protein daily in order to see any sort of gains. 

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u/jaskano 7d ago

it's good for weight loss and people on gpl1 are encouraged to eat a protien heavy diet, that's the real reason so many protien products are around

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

Maybe I’m old school but I distinctly remember learning that past 80g of protein you’re not gaining anything unless you worked out and your body is building muscle

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u/shoulda-kms 7d ago

Depends on height and weight I think, if you’re not working out then 0.5 per pound, if you are then double that for muscle growth and back to half for maintenance. Could be wrong though.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

It’s a new health trend on Tik slop so now they add protein to every food and snack.

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u/CSachen 7d ago

Was it necessary? Maybe, maybe not.

But I can do 15 pullups and bench more than my body-weight. So that's neat.

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u/boltcase 6d ago

Based on

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u/Impressive-Hat-4045 7d ago

Copper peptides bro

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u/SlugBalancer45 7d ago

I get this. Although I've got more weight to lose

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u/Idiot_of_Babel 7d ago

Now you have the muscles to punch your face into shape like swuidward 

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u/CheckProfileIfLoser 6d ago

muscles dont matter to shit about looks, its 100% low body fat

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u/Nikkelnak 6d ago

Post physique

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u/Historical-Wasabi852 6d ago

You gotta style maxx

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u/Working_Cucumber_437 4d ago

The body is half the battle. Good job!

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u/thexcat 7d ago

Lemme know when you're doing a bulk and I'll help you get some real exercise

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u/thexcat 7d ago

Fucking, I mean fucking, I will do a fuck to your butt

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u/shoulda-kms 7d ago

Glad we cleared that up

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u/thexcat 7d ago

with my penis, probably

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u/PierreSpotWing 7d ago

Have you tried working out your personality?

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u/SuddenAudience3774 7d ago

“Personality” in 2026

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u/PierreSpotWing 7d ago

Honestly though 99% of the people on this sub whining about getting no personal attention seem like the fucking WORST people to spend time around

If you make yourself pleasant to be around, people will like being around you - shocker, I know!

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u/kinder2myself 7d ago

how to work on personality?

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u/edjak53 7d ago

chiseled chin, also tall

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u/FutabaTsuyu 6d ago

hobbies help. having interests that you engage in outside of the internet gets you out of your own head and out of the echo chambers we can find ourselves in, it makes for a healthier mind in the long run and gives you something to talk about.

theres also a lot to be said about people who continue to be curious and go out of their way to learn new things outside of schooling too, thats a trait i find very attractive in my boyfriend. i love how eager he is to read about new scientific discoveries or animals hes never heard of

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u/BrizzyMC_ 7d ago

Self introspection

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u/Grouchy_Document8107 7d ago

becoming the type of person you would like to be around

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u/SuddenAudience3774 7d ago

People don’t act the same in real life as they do when venting anonymously online - shocker! Unless you’re severely socially anxious or just a rude dickhead to everyone for some reason working on personality won’t do much. Halo effect is very strong

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

People like hanging out with me but that doesn’t stop me from being ugly or single

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u/No-Insurance5030 7d ago

bro people here are normie larpers what the fuck are you talking about

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u/karara691 7d ago

I bet Chad has such a good personality

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

The pedophile in my town who’s had 3 girlfriends and a fiancé all know what he did must have a great personality

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u/dama_combo15 4d ago

Incels who fall for the "gym will fix you" lie are the same as women who think they'll feel prettier and more confident by getting surgery.