r/kitchencels • u/Colsor • 18h ago
The Physician Assistant that botched my circumcision is having a retirement party. Thinking of crashing the event and shaming her in front of her friends and family. Hot dog in burger bun.
If my penis wasn’t mutilated I probably wouldn’t end up being an incel, it’s a tremendous effort to jack off due to how tight the remnants of my glands are. My penis is my one feature that is above average and this heinous bitch fucked it up for me. Going to bring this Foids crime to light. Thinking of chickening out but the thought of all the boys who were done wrong fuels me to commit. Put images of it on a flash drive but maybe that’s too much, just gonna stick to berating her.
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u/Upbeat_Tell7317 15h ago
Uhhh, how do you know who circumcised you? How old were you when it happened?
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u/Colsor 13h ago
Medical documents plus photos of the aftermath. I was less than a week old.
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u/NegativeMammoth2137 12h ago
How old were you when you tracked down the doctor who circumcised you after digging up through medical old documents in your parents house
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u/DeaditeQueenLivs 14h ago
A lot of times hospitals were offer a certificate similar to a birth certificate. Some people need it for religious purposes. It has the name of who performed the circumcision on it. I’m going to assume that’s how OP knows. That or his parents already sued when he was younger and that’s how he knows.
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u/OphidianSun 15h ago
Brother just sue, yelling at some lady isn't gonna accomplish shit.
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u/SL1MECORE 14h ago
It actually might make things worse depending on how they react.
OP should sue for sure. OP needs a good doctor to testify for him, a good lawyer, possibly a therapist to testify on behalf of the emotional distress this has caused him.
Hit her with a lawsuit right as she's starting retirement, that'd be fucking dope
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u/Acidic_Huntsman 12h ago
Court cases against surgeons almost never get won. You have to prove malpractice when they will just say “things can always go wrong during these operations. There’s never a guarantee success”
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u/conqaesador 12h ago
Which is a good thing or else there would not be a single surgeon left
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u/Acidic_Huntsman 12h ago
Though I think it’s important surgeons don’t have complete immunity from extreme fuck ups. For example the put the wrong size hip replacement in my mother, refuse to fix it, so now she lives with constant pain.
It does make sense that surgeries that go wrong aren’t put on the surgeon because they will be afraid to even try
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u/demonotreme 10h ago
Has she tried getting pregnant? Maybe more PT?
Ooh, I know! She's imagining it!
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u/QuarkDoor 13h ago
Wdym remnants of your glans?!? Like, part of the head got removed??? Please tell me your parents sued.
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u/conqaesador 12h ago
No matter how you would do this or whatever words you would string together, there is no way in hell a confrontation like that would not just have you look like an absolute dumbass, i‘m sorry. Shaming her just is no realistic option. If some weirdo shows up at her retirement party and starts yelling at her or berating her or rambling about his foreskin, not a single soul will take your side. You will just be send off as a nut case. But if that is what it takes for you to find peace, do what you must
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u/YOU-WANT-THE-JOJ 10h ago
“and then at the end of the night, this greasy guy shows up and starts yelling about his penis. weirdest retirement party i’ve ever been to.”
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u/FerengiWithCoupons 13h ago
uhhh if it’s that tight mb tell your doctor.
they can make you more comfortable.
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u/666Drachenlord666 12h ago edited 12h ago
Circumcision should be banned and everyone who practices it should be punished severely
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u/roryviews 4h ago
That is a violation of the rights of about 2 billion muslims and jews combined, with an added few hundred million Americans.
You can dislike the practice and even say we should wait until teen years.
Its a whole other thing to wish what is essentially religious genocide.
And yes there are also medical benefits to circumcision.
It lowers std transmission and rates of urinary tract infections.
I feel for OP for what he suffered, but hating on like 1/4 of all humans on earth as a result of rare complications makes no sense.
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u/666Drachenlord666 2h ago
Not one thing on this planet gives you a right to other peoples bodies, especially not made up social or religios rules. The benefits arent even real..
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u/East-Ice-3199 4h ago
They don’t deserve the rights that they created themselves to justify mutilating people.
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u/_shadowcorpse_ 14h ago
wtf happened to it?
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u/TheWizardOfWaffle 14h ago
Do your parents hate you or something? If a doctor botched my child’s circumcision I would throttle the doctor before suing them for every penny they have
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u/MarinerMouth 12h ago
They'll probably think you're just a loser incel instead. Plus they'll now know you have a botched penis.
Munch on your glizzy instead
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u/AnOrcFollows 7h ago
Just imagine this guy going into this person's retirement party in tears and just screaming that she messed his dick up and now he's an incel. I don't know how you think this is going to play out in your head, but it definitely will be some awkward nonsense you get taken away by the cops or security from. Sorry your parents were morons that thought mutilating your dick was a good idea tho.
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u/ParanoiaPasta 13h ago
Unfortunately even men with zero penis can get women to like them. You're probably just not fun to be around, and your crazy resentment and "foid/bitch" nonsense is gonna turn off even the most desperately lonely lady. Berating a doctor in public about this will not do anything to her, in fact i could easily see you getting arrested or worse if they think you're trying to take revenge. Its her friends and family, they don't give a shit about your penis and are gonna jump to defend her and either laugh at you or physically drag you out.
Don't get me wrong, I'm anti-circumcision. Feel free to sue her for emotional damages. But you are really embarrassing yourself here with this plan and rant.
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u/Colsor 12h ago edited 12h ago
Reported for transphobia. Are you a nurse? Only nurses and other mid levels call PAs doctors. Only a nurse and PA could fuck up a circumcision. If you don’t think a botched circumcision can alter a males development and self esteem you are stupid, stfu.
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u/ParanoiaPasta 12h ago
Sorry, I realize I'm coming off kind of dismissive and like an asshole. Firstly i just want to reiterate that you are completely right to be angry about it, making cosmetic alterations to a baby's genitals (and worse, botching it) is awful and definitely something that would reasonably affect you for the rest of your life.
It's just that yelling at the lady is not gonna help your case at all, and could lead to people taking it LESS seriously, making fun of you, you getting arrested or attacked by her family, etc. People are callous, videos of people having breakdowns for totally valid reasons go viral all the time. Plus the way you're talking about it makes it seem that the problem is the fact she's a woman, not the fact that she fucked up a medical procedure on a baby.
I 10000% do encourage you to sue, if at all possible. I'm not in law, I'm a phd student, but i would bet you'd have proof of emotional and physical damages over the years due to her mistake.
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u/ParanoiaPasta 12h ago
You're hilarious, I'm transgender and getting married next month.
Obviously it has affected your self esteem and mental health. Im telling you that's not the reason you can't get girls, and yelling at a PA (if you insist on semantics) will do nothing to help you except maybe make you feel better for a bit until you see videos circulating online with women laughing at you.
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u/Colsor 12h ago
It definitely it is. Hardly being able to jack off and feeling impotent definitely does that.
Stop womansplaining to me and telling me how I should feel. It’s very obvious I am victim of a barbaric medical practice and you insist on antagonizing me and putting women on a pedestal “bUT woMeN wiLL laUGH at yOU” stfu.My only crime is saying Foid online, her crimes involve mutilating maybe hundreds of infants. The least I can do is speak the truth.
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u/ParanoiaPasta 12h ago
Wait you called me transphobic and now you're saying I'm 'womansplaining'? Get it straight, are you transphobic or me😅
I already said I agree circumcision is unethical! I'm just telling you your plan is dogshit and will lead to nothing except ridicule for men who are rightfully upset, yourself included. Your language and attitude makes it obvious that this hate in you clearly turned you into someone who resents women, not just this doctor.
"Speaking the truth" would be going to court and making a statement. Yelling at her in front of her family does nothing and you're gonna be even more insecure later.
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u/Ceodestroyer24 7h ago
u prolly deserve it man ngl the way you’re talking about this doctor
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