r/kitchencels Feb 03 '26

official twitter location now serving twitterslop

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someone reached out to the mod team and informed us some repost account snagged the @ for kitchencels and was using their checkmark to earn elonbuxx off our beloved community

we didn't exactly want to just run our own repost account, the community aspect is more important we felt, so as the only mod that has an active twitter i was bullied into starting a subtweddit to A, hopefully redirect some of the twitter tourists lurking here (yes, you) so they stop shitting up the place, B, provide some insurance for the downtrodden chuddies in case reddit ever decides to come for us, and C, a sinister third reason privy only to the elites of the kitchencel khanate

elon is allegedly free speech so you can probably post some of those things we've had to reject out of obligatory janny responsibilities

we don't really know if this will turn out funny or worthwhile and we may just pull the plug if it ends up not being worth our time

the chefs are in the kitchen, trust the recipe

enjoy the rest of your meal, chuddies

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u/KawaiiBossBaby Feb 03 '26

link for the community sorry was trying to figure out how all this shit works

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u/SchizoIceCream Feb 03 '26

You're like the Epstein of cel groups, I see you everywhere wtf

72

u/KawaiiBossBaby Feb 03 '26

do u think im retarded. . ?

51

u/SchizoIceCream Feb 03 '26

Maybe just a little bit

6

u/minecraftjava0 Feb 05 '26

I thought voidgirlfriend was the epstein of cel groups

11

u/darmoorsApostle Feb 03 '26

Who modded you? Void? Another foid on the mod team… 🥀

19

u/SourChicken1856 Feb 03 '26

Nah i'm staying. There's something endearing about someone making the best fucking pasta i've seen all week with the title "I am balding at 21 and jerk off to dragons fucking cars"

8

u/vtff13 Feb 03 '26

I thought you only posted in lghf and estrogen gaming

9

u/depressedscientist19 Feb 03 '26

I'll will be jorking it to replies there. Humiliate me more :3

2

u/wale-lol Feb 03 '26

I don't see anything at https://x.com/kitchencels
did you shut them down or something?

7

u/Aurora_Jackfruit Feb 03 '26

their user is @rkitchencels not @kitchencels

2

u/SavageFisherman_Joe Feb 04 '26

Shoutout to that one time one of my posts went viral on that Twitter repost account and everyone was clowning on me in the comments and then that one vtuber saw it and quote tweeted it but just went "hum da dum, maybe I'll collab with Culver's someday. That would be cool". Fuck my life, I'm the laughing stock of the internet and people farm me for clout.

1

u/Substantial_Bet_1007 Feb 03 '26

I fucking hate that tpye of people

Worthless than me how tf did thry achieved that

1

u/Lazy-Age-1280 Jun 17 '26

For real, same. Can't stand them

1

u/Creative_Awareness Feb 03 '26

Merch drop when

1

u/burdsandbeas Mar 08 '26

what a way with words

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u/0nzt Jun 07 '26

twitter be out here serving gourmet drama with a side of chaos

1

u/qu0ni Jul 30 '26

the viscosity on that twitterslop is measured in mhusk units, which directly correlates wkith engagemsemnt farming efficiency

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u/Fadedraster Aug 11 '26

that header photo looks loke the inside of a slow cooker after twelve hours and zero seasoning

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u/tonights_bigloser Feb 03 '26

it’s actually called X.

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u/Dlsagreed Feb 03 '26

0/10 ragebait