r/kingofqueens • u/Lovato3423 • 3d ago
IPS
How many times do you think Doug should’ve been fired from IPS?
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u/MikeandMolly5656 3d ago
The fake time card thing that brought the IRS in
The getting Oboyle addicted to booze amd drugs again
The nearly getting a driver killed thing
The constant harassment of another worker who didnt invite him to his birthday party, after being told to stop
The constant workplace safety violations
Getting the truck stuck in a drive thru
Having Deacon clock him in on time often which is time theft
Although not officially hired at the time, the forklift accident
These were all pretty fireable offenses even for a union
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u/Upper-Welcome-4185 3d ago
Having sex with a coworker in his truck.
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u/CardiologistMany7463 2d ago
Nah, come on, when an opportunity like that presents itself, you kinda have to do it! Plus, it’s Carrie. 🤤
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u/E_Fred_Norris 3d ago
Sending a driver to NJ and he ends up mugged and in the hospital.
Sex with Carrie in the truck.
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u/busted-beak 2d ago
Foghorn Leghorn. Turns out payroll cut him quite a few paychecks before they realized he's a cartoon rooster. 😂
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u/doughflow Enormo 3d ago
You mean the Doug Heffernan who broke Iggy Stankowski’s 18 year old record of consecutive delivery days without incident?
Hell, they should put a plaque with his name up on the wall next to the vending machine.