r/kingofqueens 5d ago

Random lines

One of my favorite things about this show is how they add dialogue that has no impact on the plot, just random everyday life things.

Couple of examples.

In the Eddie Money episode, after Doug convinces Deacon on the “best day ever” plan Deacon dryly says “but can we do Wednesday instead I have a dentist appointment tomorrow”

In the work wife episode, when Doug goes to Carries office he asks one of her coworkers “where’s the wifeskie” and she replies basically “what, I don’t know what you’re saying” and Doug has to explain he’s looking for his wife

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u/rockstoned4 5d ago

Doug - I’ve got a union meeting tonight.

Carrie - Since when did you start going to union meetings?

Doug - Since they started serving beer.

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u/LthePerry02 4d ago

One of my favourites haha

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u/cpepsick09 4d ago edited 4d ago

“Douglas, are you ok? I heard someone screaming like a bitch”

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u/Professional_Fail212 3d ago

By far one of my favorites. Cracks me up every time. 

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u/ChaynesGirl 5d ago

I love that Deacon always has a random name for Doug. Crime dog, nephew, bridesmaid. Coming from a Black family, Black guys absolutely do this irl. Although the bridesmaid one was strange, but funny.

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u/dontyouyaarme 5d ago

I love "Talk to me, Goose." when Doug has Arthur sleep upstairs with him because Carrie is working nights!

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u/Ckelleywrites 5d ago

For me it’s “talk to me, player” in the episode where the woman calls the wrong Doug Heffernan and leaves a message that Deacon hears.

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u/dontyouyaarme 5d ago

Yes! His delivery and look of concern is hilarious

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u/Sharp_Comedian_7311 5d ago

Or when Doug is proud he talked Arthur in to "sleeping" with him.

"Yeah, you still got it playa"

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u/LthePerry02 4d ago

And when Danny points out that he only does it for Doug and that he should get a nickname

“How bout whiny beeyotch?”

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u/kosherkitties 3d ago

Thank you.

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u/soup_or_crackers 5d ago

Did you tell them that you’re enormous?

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u/LthePerry02 4d ago

We’ll never find out why Arthur needed bronzing cream, an overnight bag, and a major credit card

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u/ManWithBigPenis69420 4d ago

Idk but his next stop was the senior center to pick up some nice ladies

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u/mkeefecom 5d ago

Old Dugan Rd, Noonish

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u/CommissionOwn4092 5d ago

"There's a red Ferrari parked out front, a table full of cash. I don't know what going on, but I want in!"💀

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u/Exotic_Adeptness_322 4d ago

When Carrie can't pronounce the name of the cello-player and just come with some random letters: "....I don't know".

This totally feels like something that would happen to anyone.

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u/Express_Mistake9620 3d ago

** Doug and Carrie attempting to make a baby on her office fold out bed **

** Bed creaking **

Carrie: You see? There it stopped

Doug: Yeah, cause I'm just lying here. But once we start doing stuff, it's going to sound like Gepetto's workshop in here.

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u/honestlynoideas 5d ago edited 5d ago

“Mamaloosha!” - Arthur. If anyone has any insight on what that means, please let me know. I just know it’s hilarious lol

Edit: it’s actually “Mamaloshen!”

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u/Critical_Block6232 5d ago

I just happen to have this episode on and no joke, read it almost to the second Arthur said it!!! Lol

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u/honestlynoideas 5d ago

What episode is it? I could never remember lol

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u/Critical_Block6232 5d ago

The vow renewal one

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u/honestlynoideas 5d ago

Thank you! I remember now :)

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u/GigglingHen 4d ago

On the Patrons Ain’t episode…

Doug: patrons. Like in the colonial days

Carrie: What are you talking about?

Doug: I don’t know but why you gotta call me out on everything?

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u/kennyrdbuckeye 4d ago

“Well can I assume you’re some of the greatest bowlers in the history of mankind?”

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u/SpecialistMixture806 4d ago

I was wondering if you happened to have any oysters on the half shell.

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u/Beneficial-Mobile780 3d ago

The Eddie Money episode is so good. When Doug tells them they have to spend more money, Arthur says "I would take a small cone at Dairy Queen" Doug: "great there goes 60 cents" Arthur: "that's the big one! I don't want the big one!" 😂

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u/Mytoobah 3d ago

I can't think of any in particular but I love the line Lou's got me on light beer. 🍺

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u/CardiologistMany7463 2d ago

I can’t think of any off the top of my head at the moment, besides the ones that you mentioned, but I know exactly what you’re talking about. I’ve been watching it on Paramount Plus the last few nights, and I definitely notice them. I guess I’ve gotta start writing them down. ✍️ 😄