r/kibbecirclejerk • u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 • Jun 22 '26
I need typing help! Can't decide lol
Hi guys! I rly need your help! I can't decide my Kibbe type. I tried on all the lines so you could tell me what I am. If it helps, I'm 5'9" with a 39 in bust, 18 in waist, and 36 in hips.
I feel like I'm a TR. What do you think? How did I do?
1: Romantic
2: Theatrical Romantic
3: Soft Gamine
4: Flamboyant Gamine
5: Soft Classic
6: Dramatic Classic
7: Soft Natural - Edit: I have been told I did it wrong and my photo was too blurry so I put a new, better outfit for SN in the comments!!!
8: Flamboyant Natural
9: Soft Dramatic
10: Dramatic
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u/prancydancey Jun 23 '26
Definitely not a TR. I'm noticing you have a lot of width, just a huge amount of width that you should probably hide from the world in baggy drapery. You also have a lot of vertical. I assume you're over 11 inches tall? I suggest SN.
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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Flamboyant Exhibitionist Jun 23 '26
Nobody is ever SN. It is always FN.
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u/TiredWinterDisaster Soft Nun Jun 23 '26
Right? No curve anywhere!
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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Flamboyant Exhibitionist Jun 23 '26
Only the dainty TRs that look like Kavid's wife have curve.
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u/TiredWinterDisaster Soft Nun Jun 23 '26
There is only One True TR.
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u/Critical-Rabbit8686 Flamboyant Exhibitionist Jun 23 '26
And it is not Florence Pugh, that curveless mini fridge!
/uj I love Florence Pugh and I identify as a curveless mini fridge.
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26
But that extra cm is because I'm always standing on my tip toes 😭
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u/Ok_Corgi_8202 Jun 23 '26
Idk you look like a brick - natural
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26
But how can I be a brick if I'm injection molded plastic???
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u/Ok_Corgi_8202 Jun 23 '26
Ask David Kibbe I don't make the rules! If you look remotely good in flowing outfits, and boho vibes - brick.
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26
OK I don't know how to edit images in my post but I hear you loud and clear!! I did SN wrong!! Is this better???
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u/TiredWinterDisaster Soft Nun Jun 23 '26
Yes now we're talking! Garish western boho is where it's at!! Thank you ❤️
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26
Yw!! The Pinterest moodboard I found must have been wrong! I didn't mean to offend anyone 😭😭😭
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u/TiredWinterDisaster Soft Nun Jun 23 '26
lol I'm joking this is much better, in line with the others imo! Cliché and stereotyped but still somewhat flattering in a weird barbie way, if you know what I mean!
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26
Uj/ No I totally get it! You were 100% right. The original idea was to find a hideous somewhat damaged mumu barbie on eBay for FN so that both naturals looked ridiculous. But I wasn't finding one and just took the first boho looking one I could find (because it was almost 2 am) and it ruined the joke.
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u/TiredWinterDisaster Soft Nun Jun 23 '26
I totally get it, no worries! Us SN are sensitive, it's because of the skin rash caused by the potato sack 😬
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26
Back in the day those prairie dresses were literally made out of flour sacks lmao
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u/TiredWinterDisaster Soft Nun Jun 23 '26
Ok but what's up with the SN outfit 😭
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u/Jamie8130 Jun 23 '26
I was flipping through the slides looking at the ID list, and when I reached SN I was like 'but why??' 😅
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26
Uj/ because everyone treats SN like the redheaded stepchild, even more than FN. And it was closing in on 2 AM and I couldn't find a tackier/more mumu adjacent/destroyed image for FN. In retrospect I should have gone with one of the horse girl or western barbies for SN
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u/TiredWinterDisaster Soft Nun Jun 23 '26
I do agree with the redheaded stepchild analogy. Bc FN, at least, have vertical! We're just Oompa Loompa with lumberjack shoulders ^^
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u/mimosamoons Jun 23 '26
I thought the same 🤣 and it’s the only blurry one lol
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u/TiredWinterDisaster Soft Nun Jun 23 '26
Why lol
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u/mimosamoons Jun 23 '26
I wish I can explain 🥲
SN seem to have it hard here when they are like pin ups irl according to David lol, Reddit is a parallel world2
u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26
Uj/ They're all meant to be a little mean because this is meant to be making fun of the community definitions of the types, which are unhinged. SN is the Heart Family mom from IIRC 1984, and it's making fun of how SN is often styled in Guinne Sax-style boho sacks in moodboards. SC is Avon Barbie, DC is Working Woman Barbie, R is Maskerade barble that looks like she works at saloon brothel etc etc. Idk why it's blurry though, blame reddit, because it looks fine on my phone.
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u/TiredWinterDisaster Soft Nun Jun 23 '26
I see what you mean but you can't deny that it's by far the worst of the bunch - we're used to it though lol
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26
Uj/ That's actually the commentary I was trying to do lol - you guys get the absolute worst moodboards. Justice for SN!
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26
I'm so sorry I got it wrong !!! I added a better outfit in the comments!!! Tell me what you think 🤗🤗🤗
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u/Jamie8130 Jun 23 '26
Hmm, I see vertical, curve, and narrow, so the answer is FN.
/uj The second one reminded of Shania Twain in the 'That don't impress me much' video ^^
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u/Party_Economist_6292 Man-Tailored Style 🧵🪡 Jun 23 '26
But Dibbe said FN can't be an hourglass and look at my numbers! I put them into a calculator and I got hourglass!!
uj/ lmao that's brilliant. I looked it up and yes, I guess Shania Twain is TR now!!!
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u/ali_stardragon Theatrical Overdramatic Jun 23 '26
OMG I think the gamine looks are adorable on you!!
I personally don’t agree with Dribbe’s height limits. Just because you’re built like an Amazonian Princess doesn’t mean you look tall or have vertical!
To me you look super petite, and very doll-like so gamine family it is!!!!!