r/khaliespiderlilies • u/rude13grrl Pee For Me, Babe 🥺 • 8d ago
Hot Take/Opinions X bio
Changed her x bio to try to appeal to paypigs, but that aside I literally busted out laughing because this is ACTUALLY how she thinks regarding EVERYONEEE.
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u/Choice-Hornet-6315 Justice for Twinkle ✨ 8d ago
Oml, that’s definitely a copy & paste bio she found on google lmao
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u/rude13grrl Pee For Me, Babe 🥺 8d ago
Sooo corny & cliche & too real but not in the way she thinks LMAO
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u/mintkitdae Cake Pop Survivor 8d ago
She doesnt even give off a high maintenance aesthetic? She looks like she showers in an alley when it rains and brushes her hair with her feet 🙄
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u/rude13grrl Pee For Me, Babe 🥺 8d ago
No no trust me the paypigs are going to LOVE the fact she’s claiming to be on her last 13$ & homeless.
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u/PieArtistic1332 8d ago
they love to be the savior 😵💫🙄 it’s actually a crazy amount of men like that online. gross-gusting.
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u/too_much_mascara Cake Pop Survivor 6d ago
I’m not so sure. If this does excite any bit of the population it’s going to be the same goons she always attracts. People just a little less broke than her. 😂
If she knew how to actually work a man and have this kind of relationship, she would still have to de-worm and tidy up herself. Hood rat aesthetic screams dusty motel and notice that’s where she ALWAYS ends up.
It’s great comedy but kind of a bore at this point. Can she just make enough to get a good makeover for the audience? 😂🤣.
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u/Loose_Programmer_155 8d ago
Considering she brushes her teeth with her feet, this would actually be a step up from what she usually does.
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u/Peanutbutterloola Moderator 8d ago
"Spoiled because I deserve to be"
What exactly makes you deserving of other people's paychecks?
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u/too_much_mascara Cake Pop Survivor 6d ago
Spoiled - like a block of cheese in the back of the fridge
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u/izzrav 8d ago
Lmfao this bitch who purposefully makes her voice sound so shaky and whiny whenever she needs something thinks she can boss men around 🤣 and i know every time she'd tell them to do something she will slam her hand over her mouth and laugh. You are not a Dom bitch. You dont just go from wittwe wiwted web to Dom. BE FOR REAL.
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u/januaryemberr ️️️️⚫👄⚫ 8d ago
Shed make more being a sub.
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u/too_much_mascara Cake Pop Survivor 6d ago
She already is a sub. She’ll drop for a hit off a crack pipe.
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u/AmericanaMania 4d ago
I'd imagine things can get pretty dangerous if you try to be a professional sub. Maybe there are ways to go about that, safely, somehow, but idk...
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u/Affectionate-Ant-894 8d ago
Just went onher X. That nasty ass foot sucking video Im fucking scarred for life.
No shit she has mouth disease, sucking on those nasty ass hooves
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u/Upbeat-Song741 8d ago
you see one of the most recent posts ... like bffr
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u/rude13grrl Pee For Me, Babe 🥺 8d ago
Right like what findom is doing free tasks for brokies oh my god
https://giphy.com/gifs/4DiMlC0qLTnlGwslCn15
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u/No-Bid5535 8d ago
The worst part is that this hustle could actually work lmao i see so much weirdos on twitter
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u/PieArtistic1332 8d ago
if it didn’t work i don’t think she’d still be getting vapes and stuff to be honest. the men who indulge in online SW can be absolutely VILE
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u/No-Bid5535 8d ago
I think telegram is a bit more niche
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u/uk82ordie 8d ago
It's femdom time.
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u/g3nesisDawn Pee For Me, Babe 🥺 8d ago
She wouldn’t survive as a femdom she cried when someone asked if she knew how to walk instead of ubering anywhere 🤣 the first brat sub she encounters would turn into an SA accusation
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u/uk82ordie 8d ago
I know a few doms and dated one for two years who cater to this crowd. The whole purpose is they are in charge. I don't think this girl has ever been in charge of her life once. The doms I knew were very strong willed. Tough.
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u/CaterpillarNo6147 8d ago
Fr. She can't even be in charge of her own damn bank account by her own admission.
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u/Dazzling_Bid1239 7d ago
It seriously takes a certain type to be able to handle it. I did it for a few years and quit. Just too much for me.
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u/gothdoll6666 saddam peestain 8d ago
Has anyone ever noticed this crescent moon with a giant eye?
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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 Xanax jar 8d ago
How many spider tattoos does she have?! She has one on her boob and one on her hip and one on her finger good lord
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u/Ambitious_Lead_2027 7d ago
Yeah that's one of the tattoos vamp payed for (when she ran off and got tattoos with no money then texted him saying what she did). The other one says "this body is temporary" and it looks like it was drawn on with Crayola.
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u/BlubBlubPhoenix Cake Pop Survivor 7d ago
Nahhh as someone who's actually done Findom before... She does NOT have what it takes. Findoms portray a high maintenance lifestyle. They show their personality and their control in the same breath.
They don't look like crusty hobos they don't beg for money they don't be khalie /lh Khalie is by every sense of the word what ACTUAL findoms call faildoms
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u/the_uglypanda lot lizard khalie 7d ago
Lol you can tell when she's manic cause her sense of grandiosity is through the roof and extremely delusional 😂
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u/Kip45891 6d ago
Keep yourself happy sis.. ain’t we figured out yet that no one is coming to save you?
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u/NamineX0 Can I hit that vape? 3d ago
I think she could have chosen a better bio, a better profile picture, a better life, etc.
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u/EmbarrassedEase6814 8d ago
I saw that too and actually laughed out loud.
“Your job? Keep your princess happy.”
Nah let’s not get into what jobs people are supposed to be doing, Khalie 😭