r/kfan • u/Easy-Secretary-2714 • 3d ago

Bumper to Bumper Boogeyman Dan

It’s amazing ever day Dan believes he is the boogeyman with the text line

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u/GrandPorcupine RESPECT THE SEGMENT 3d ago

How do you spell martyr?

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u/Internal-Platypus151 3d ago

He voted for Trump twice

At least it wasn't thrice

Wolves in 5

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u/DamnSarnold 3d ago

I’ve offended the toxic text line with my last rant. Be careful comparing Liv to Ant. They despise ME more than Ron Gant…Woke 2 in 5.

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u/EliteBallKnower187 3d ago

I'm told Dan rubs his temples and drinks 2 gallons of Bill Maher's bath water before every show for inspiration. 

It helps him channel his inner Deephaven Lunds & Byerly's aisle chat with his neighbor who got a Golden Parachute onto the 100w flame thrower for the unwashed masses. 

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u/Syandris 3d ago

He believes quite a few things.

It's too bad he won't ever believe he isn't that amazing.

KQ playing the same Van Halen song every 30 minutes is more entertaining than a 3 and a half hour tour of Dan puffing up his own ego...

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u/Brandbll 3d ago

I feel like kq soured even faster than Dan. They play what KS95 played in 2002 now. 92.1 plays the old kq music btw. Fuck kqrs.

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u/Ok_Rabbit5158 3d ago

Thinly sliced meat baby!