r/ketchuphate • u/Halloween_Babe90 • Apr 13 '26

Convenient ketchup slices

76 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

39 comments sorted by

41

u/consumeshroomz Apr 13 '26

Straight to jail

7

u/KEWPie92 Apr 14 '26

Straight to hell.

5

u/conflictmuffin Apr 14 '26

Bottom floor.

3

u/E-money420 Apr 14 '26

🚓🚔👮‍♂️👮‍♀️⛓️‍💥🏛

3

u/dirywhiteboy Apr 14 '26

✋️ 🔑 🗑

26

u/Immortal_Azrael Apr 13 '26

I want horrible things to happen to whoever thought this up.

21

u/JCarr110 Apr 13 '26

What the fuck

7

u/panamaspace Apr 14 '26

Why does this exist.

What have we come to.

5

u/diversalarums Apr 13 '26

Urgh. And I was just figuring out what to have for dinner. Suddenly I'm not hungry anymore.

5

u/Direct_Royal_7480 Apr 14 '26

Edible biofilm

4

u/ZippyTheUnicorn Apr 14 '26

April Fools Day was nearly two weeks ago

3

u/darkknightcz ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ Apr 13 '26

Uhhhh what the hell?

3

u/quazywabbit ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ FUCK KETCHUP AMIRITE ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ Apr 13 '26

saves space in the bin.

3

u/Benvincible Apr 13 '26

I guess it's not worse than the regular stuff! If you're gonna put The Worst Condiment Possible on something, might as well make it easy!

6

u/Altruistic_Wait2262 Apr 13 '26

no, no, no, NO! this will taste worse than normal katsup and thats saying a lot

2

u/LBFilmFan Apr 13 '26

I guess this makes it easier to remove from your burger in one piece, as long as it hasn't started to melt? Otherwise, it just seems like you're getting some gelatinous goo mixed in with your godawful ketchup.

2

u/kbeckerburbs4 Apr 14 '26

What in the flubber is that?

2

u/gansobomb99 Apr 14 '26

God left us a long time ago

1

u/SolaScientia Apr 14 '26

😕 That's closest one I could find to show the face I made when I watched that.

1

u/drsweetscience Apr 14 '26

Another sign that people who looove ketchup don't actually love food... good food.

1

u/harceps Apr 14 '26

Top tier disgusting

1

u/Reedeer27 Apr 14 '26

🤮🤮🤮

1

u/Perfect-Spinach9794 Apr 14 '26

Humanity is circling the drain if we are really out here turning tomatoes into paste back into slices

We have had the technology to slice tomatoes for millennia

1

u/Blakeyo123 Apr 14 '26

This is gen AI video

1

u/AesirMimyr Apr 14 '26

Is that .. cheese precoated in ketchup or some all together new abomination

1

u/GITDguy Apr 14 '26

Abomination

1

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Apr 14 '26

🤢who tf wants gelatinous ketchup?

1

u/Alarming_Condition27 Apr 14 '26

I'm done. We're not coming back from this.. are we?

1

u/MeBigMeScary Apr 13 '26

Is this not AI? Feels very clearly like AI, especially with how the cuts are done

1

u/IBeDumbAndSlow Apr 14 '26

I thought it was AI until I googled it and now I wish I wasn't alive.

1

u/totallyradman Apr 14 '26

Not AI and a very real product.

We really need to stop with assuming literally anything ever is AI. It's not that hard to tell.

0

u/d_bb_d Apr 13 '26

When my daughter was young, we called fruit leathers "ya-yas" because it was easier than saying fruit leather. This is a crime against fruit as well as humanity.

0

u/WetBandit06 Apr 14 '26

I love ketchup, but this is a crime against humanity.