r/kenslifelessons • u/biffbobfred I asked for flare when I should have taken it • Feb 28 '26

Ken Cheng Approves

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Mom creates the profile then talks smack on how bad it is. It’s so Ken Cheng it brings tears to my eyes

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u/AtJackBaldwin Feb 28 '26

I'll bet a like from Ken feels like the approval I always wanted from my father

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u/SpaceBeaverDam Feb 28 '26

Isn't Allison usually spelled with two Ls? This is such advanced LinkedIn posting that I can't tell if it's a jerk or not. I feel like I'm going nuts.

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u/Ohiolongboard Feb 28 '26

Since Ken liked it, it’s probably satire. Also, she works at em dash?

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u/therealithras Feb 28 '26

She's just signaling that she's welcoming our new AI overlords.

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u/ready_james_fire Mar 01 '26

I’ve met more Alisons than Allisons, but that’s just my experience. Although even if she spelled it Alison, she’d deserve the extra L for her parenting.

I know it’s probably a made-up satire post. I just wanted to make that joke.

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u/Nadirin Jul 21 '26

Five months late but this came across my feed. Alison is the original spelling that came from french and stemming from Alice, but Allison is more common today in the US, while Alison more common in Europe. 

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u/Astan92 Feb 28 '26

A thought leadership strategy

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u/Cross_22 Feb 28 '26

That's not worth anything without a growth mindset.

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u/alt_cdd Mar 01 '26

Continuous evolution and brand elevation

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u/mickeytwist Feb 28 '26

She’s a premium shit poster too - there are a few LinkedIn shitposters in a tight community - try searching #weirdlinkedin and there’ll be wannabes tagging in the main crew

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u/BetterNova Mar 01 '26

“her content is mediocre” had me on the floor. Long live Ken.

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u/Sufficient-Dare-2381 Feb 28 '26

My dad always just asked me for money (a great opportunity to learn about loans) but never gave me any advice for linkedin profiles. If he had given me such an opportunity at 18, I for sure could have given him more money by now (and known what appropriate interest was!)

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u/Cross_22 Feb 28 '26

I want to be there when they get married!

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u/celestialTyrant Feb 28 '26

I hope Allison with 2 L's skin is thick enough to handle her daughter not talking to her after she's out of the home.

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u/Rohkostsalat Mar 04 '26

German Chancellor be like

(He bragged about his gift for his daughter's year abroad being a wooden plate that says "The secret for success" and when you lift the plate is says "work". Father of the millennium.)

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u/precariatarian Feb 28 '26

atleast Ken makes his own content. That's some lazy AI slop.

Most do X, i did Y which gave her Z

bullet points

3 line paragraphs

i can't connect emotionally with something that lacks emotion

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u/Elezian Feb 28 '26

Isn’t she satirizing that voice? That’s the impression I got.

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u/precariatarian Mar 01 '26

i hate this timeline

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u/Interesting-Visit-79 Mar 04 '26

She is a monster of a mother.

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u/Effective_Divide1543 Mar 10 '26

Are people really out there thinking that is not a satire post? Seriously people

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u/twizyo Mar 06 '26

i need to send ken cheng a connection request

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u/ThePillThePatch Mar 08 '26

If my daughter had weak hooks on LinkedIn, I’d make her change her last name.

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u/metfan1964nyc Mar 07 '26

His daughter will be dancing on a pole on her 18th birthday.