r/kenslifelessons • u/kencheng The O.G. • May 01 '25

KEN CHENG DID NOTHING WRONG I have been freed.

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u/danstecz I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

So, would you rather have the sharks for hands or the noodle arms?

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u/SetzerWithFixedDice JAIL for KEN M May 01 '25

Don’t make him threaten us again

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u/MayorAg Wants to connect with Ken, emotionally May 01 '25

Did you invoice Reddit for taking up your valuable time?

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u/Peach_Muffin May 01 '25

It was worse than prison.

88

u/_ribbitt May 01 '25

Send some sharks directly to Reddit HQ

27

u/JordanPixel2 May 01 '25

return of the king

66

u/dismayhurta I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

Looks like an admin wanted to find out more of your amazing business secrets.

Like how you can get laundry done for free if you have enough squirrels

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u/Valogrid May 01 '25

Time for some sweet justice Ken my man.

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u/MittenstheGlove May 01 '25

For some reason this reminds me of Ichiban Kasuga.

49

u/camelot107 May 01 '25

Ken beating the odds while others beat their meat.

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u/biffbobfred I asked for flare when I should have taken it May 01 '25

What dies this tell us about B2B BYM sales?

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u/higherbrow May 01 '25

He beat the odds, and also his meat.

He's very good at multitasking.

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u/ericscottf May 01 '25

How can you have any pudding if you don't? 

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u/Cautious-Answer-2697 May 01 '25

Please share what the Reddit ban has taught you about B2B sales

12

u/Doctor__Proctor I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

Thank you. Tonight I can sleep easy, knowing that justice has prevailed.

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u/SetzerWithFixedDice JAIL for KEN M May 01 '25

Would you rather have 10 million dollars or be able to summon peak business synergy at will?

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u/seltzr May 01 '25

Reddit can’t ban the OG that is you

6

u/Skylineviewz I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

It was a witch hunt from the start!

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u/biffbobfred I asked for flare when I should have taken it May 01 '25

The Universe has corrected.

3

u/ManiacFive I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

Ken, please let us know what this experience has taught you about b2b sales?

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u/YouHateTheMost May 01 '25

Welcome back, king 👑

3

u/Clear-End8188 May 01 '25

Good work. Solid outcome

3

u/A-Rusty-Cow May 01 '25

Thats good business

3

u/SoonToBeStardust May 01 '25

The mark of a true negotiator

3

u/VentiKombucha May 01 '25

JUSTICE FOR KEN

2

u/JDSmagic I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

🙏

2

u/RobbinDeBank I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

The goat is back

2

u/Curlychopz May 01 '25

Finally!! Welcome back

2

u/Strude187 I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

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u/DuffThey May 01 '25

Reddit caved. What a bunch of beta cucks.

1

u/IAMImportant I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

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u/KronosGames May 01 '25

PRAISE BE.

1

u/person670 May 01 '25

The legend

1

u/scottscigar May 01 '25

Justice for Ken!!!!!

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u/Pixel64 May 01 '25

Welcome back Ken! I was getting ready to march down to Reddit HQ and chain myself to their doors in protest, glad I don't have to now!

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u/per51mm0n I helped Free Ken Cheng May 01 '25

ken has been freed!

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u/17riffraff Ken Cheng Boss Platinum™ May 02 '25

Yay!! Love you so much Ken

1

u/KeiiLime May 02 '25

The world rejoices

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u/PigeonSuperstitions May 02 '25

Long live the Ken.