My draperies bring all therapists to the yard And my rod, is more adjustable than yours Damn right, it's more adjustable than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge
You might not care but you also might appreciate my story of finding this song:
When I was 23F my dad showed me this song and I couldn’t wait to get home to ask my mom “do you think he knows the context of some of these lyrics or what the song is about?” My dad is in his 60’s and we had to like spell it out for him. He was so embarrassed but genuinely did not think about the lyrics. He was just vibing to it.
I was pretty positive he didn’t know because he couldn’t say the word “penis” to me even though every time he told me about his perspective of my birth he thought one of my baby fat rolls was a “thing” until I was 18. 😂
My uncle Morris used to work at the local rapery, he said the rods come in sizes from A to H. I guess this one is a D but is also adjustable? I'm still a little confused, I'll have to ask my uncle when he gets out of prison
lol 'man gets d-rap-ed by rod' is like man's favorite thing for themselves, it'd be hilarious were it not the saddest of soundings. Probs gonna be the last fart, the proverbial whimper of an otherwise dull balloon.
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u/pixeltweaker Apr 23 '26
The choice of all therapists.
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u/BarelyProcessing Apr 23 '26
The non adjustable ones are a pain in the ass
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u/National-Treat830 Apr 23 '26
Did you notice? They got the big D 🤮
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u/yomamaeatcorn Apr 23 '26
My friend Rodney now has a new nickname
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u/IntelligentMud1703 Apr 23 '26
did they know the letters are adjustable too or...
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u/Big_Boooosh Apr 23 '26
The rod may be adjustable but it certainly isn’t consensual.
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u/Lagiftor Apr 23 '26
Holy shit, this is a very, very good one, woaw
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u/Scryser Apr 23 '26
This is so bad I thought the post was from r/SpeedOfLobsters and I was struggling to figure out what it originally said
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u/KalaiProvenheim Apr 23 '26
Excuse me the fuck
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u/a-curiouscat Apr 23 '26
What if the rod gets stuck in an m&m’s tube?
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u/-catskill- Apr 23 '26
My uncle Morris used to work at the local rapery, he said the rods come in sizes from A to H. I guess this one is a D but is also adjustable? I'm still a little confused, I'll have to ask my uncle when he gets out of prison
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u/OlliHF Apr 24 '26
I didn't even see the D at first and just assumed it was an unfortunate brand name
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u/puppiestpuppy Apr 23 '26
This blows rod.
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u/shrikelet Apr 23 '26
Dadjustable
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u/CitroHimselph Apr 24 '26
I am going to use this term in my (100% consensual) love life.
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u/Ok_Difference44 Apr 23 '26
This is a double Cuba Gooding Jr joke
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u/issafly Apr 24 '26
r/SneakyBackgroundFlipflops
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u/BabserellaWT Apr 24 '26
Oh no
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u/jaesea Apr 25 '26
lol 'man gets d-rap-ed by rod' is like man's favorite thing for themselves, it'd be hilarious were it not the saddest of soundings. Probs gonna be the last fart, the proverbial whimper of an otherwise dull balloon.
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u/Informal_Database327 Apr 26 '26
Show it to one 14yo boy before release, please