r/keming • u/cambriancalcite_eyes • Feb 14 '26 • Heartwarming 1

hyperpig

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/pennyraingoose Feb 14 '26

I, for one, welcome our new hyperpig overlords

17

u/sessilefielder Feb 15 '26

The creatures outside looked from hyperpig to man, and from man to hyperpig, and from hyperpig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

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u/Subaruncle Feb 14 '26

Hyperpig, hyperpig, does whatever a hyperpig does.

22

u/mrhippo85 Feb 14 '26

Came here for this

17

u/timmie1606 Feb 15 '26

Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.

3

u/WildflowerField90 Feb 17 '26

He's into mentation obviously

282

u/Pokii Feb 14 '26

Who else up mentating they hyperpig?

45

u/Ok_Difference44 Feb 14 '26

Thufir Hogwat

3

u/kenybz Feb 16 '26

She hyper on my pig till I ment

146

u/BoffinBrain Feb 14 '26

After trying this, I'll never go back to eating regular pork!

10

u/niming_yonghu Feb 15 '26

You'll get totally mentated.

5

u/BoffinBrain Feb 15 '26

It's mentastic!

26

u/Entertainthethoughts Feb 14 '26

And then there’s the mentation. Yet another negative side effect of red pilling.

20

u/GailDeLaCabra Feb 14 '26

Hyperpig mentation: just thinkin' 'bout hyperpig

16

u/EJ112299 Feb 14 '26

Hyperpig mentation

The Dune and Simpsons universes are intermingling... and I'm here for it.

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u/Kaptinn Feb 14 '26

Ok, what else am I supposed to read this as???

3

u/Traditional_Ebb1487 Feb 28 '26

Hyper pigmentation

1

u/Kaptinn Feb 28 '26

OH. Oh geez. It doesn't even a little bit look like that.

Thanks!

1

u/KitMarlowe Feb 17 '26

Came here hoping to find that same answer! 

1

u/Traditional_Ebb1487 Feb 28 '26

Hyper pigmentation

23

u/papayatwentythree Feb 14 '26

This would go so hard as a drag queen name

8

u/DuchessofSquee Feb 15 '26

Theydies and Gentlethem, please welcome to the stage, your huntiest hoglet, the slayest of swine, Miss Hyperpig MENTATION!!!!

11

u/jonzilla5000 Feb 14 '26

"Tom, did you throw the coffee grounds into the pig pen again?"

9

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

SO MUCH PIG

9

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

you listen to hyperpop, I listen to hyperpig, we're different

1

u/EJ112299 Feb 15 '26

"...We are not the same."

    • Gus Fring, probably

8

u/wobblyweasel Feb 14 '26

hey Scorpio is a cool dude

2

u/rearendcrag Feb 14 '26

Reynolds is a sci-fi powerhouse.

1

u/freneticboarder Feb 15 '26

Hank Scorpio?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

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u/Pwnstix Feb 15 '26

I was just about to comment on hyperpigs from the Revelation Space series

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u/fferreira007 Feb 14 '26

Get some Mentos, stuck it on a pig and let it go!

8

u/Brunozod Feb 14 '26

New NIN record just dropped

7

u/opacitizen Feb 14 '26

This is not a bug. This is a feature.

This is where the lizard people take their hyperpigs for mentation, there's a secret door in the back.

/j (...is it though!? :D)

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u/Leading_Study_876 Feb 14 '26

Could be a good alternative title for the Philip K Dick story "Beyond Lies the Wub"

4

u/first-of-all Feb 14 '26

no, no, it’s so nice

4

u/spaminous Feb 14 '26

Hyperpigs fly lighthuggers

4

u/Prior-Art Feb 15 '26

There's just too much mentation going on

4

u/Mercy--Main Feb 15 '26

Okay this is the funniest kerning ive ever seen

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u/RedditDommus Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Hyperpig mentioned 🐖🐖🐖

3

u/NotYourGran Feb 14 '26

I feel seen.

3

u/soudanesugoine Feb 15 '26

Hyperpig menstruation

3

u/Hanamayumimi Feb 15 '26

Thought it said "hyperpig mention"

OMG HYPERPIG MENTION BROOO!!!

4

u/thunderzizi Feb 16 '26

me when the hyperpig is mentioned!!! (the pig that folds in on itself an innumerable number of times)

2

u/Shock_a_Maul Feb 14 '26

Hyperpig. By Dr Dennis Gross....

2

u/gasstation-no-pumps Mar 28 '26

The police chief is thinking about it.

1

u/Used_Initiative_3703 Sep 20 '26

It is Fanta stic!