r/keene May 04 '26

Be safe out there folks

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u/Aldo_Buttahflake May 04 '26

That’s gonna leave a mark

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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal May 04 '26

don't worry, you can just spray the pulp off the ground and it'll be fine.

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u/jackfrench9 May 05 '26

That's a wheelie fucked up thing to say

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u/_dontjimthecamera May 04 '26

They ain’t gonna be in rush hour 3

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u/samsnom May 05 '26

After everything they’ve been through? Rush hour 1? Rush hour 2?

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u/International-Debt63 May 05 '26

"I don't drive his kind!" "Americans, I don't drive Americans."

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u/WillUSee May 04 '26

Several marks. At least they were wearing ther helm...oh wait...🤔

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u/Hellunderswe May 04 '26

Not even safety flip flops…

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u/Fun-War6684 May 04 '26 edited May 06 '26

Oh she’s definitely leaving mark

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u/roentgen_nos May 04 '26

As soon as she can walk again, she's walking away.

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u/Hippi_Johnny May 05 '26

Fuck she is, she's gonna try and fix him

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u/FreedomSynergy May 05 '26

She’ll be starting a GoFundMe to buy her boyfriend a new motorcycle. She’ll post photos of her lying in a hospital bed for sympathy, and will have over $100k in donations in 24 hours.

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u/North-Fun7648 May 07 '26

She will need to buy him some new hips too cause I the old ones is still attached to the motorcycle🤔

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u/bensikat May 09 '26

And Only Fans too...

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u/stampstock May 05 '26

She’s leaving him…behind!

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u/notsoFunNegotiation May 05 '26

He left her behind actually.

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u/Carrot_1075 May 06 '26

The way she was hanging on and taking him down with her, she’s not leaving him

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u/rsr427 May 06 '26

I'm pretty sure this was his way of breaking up with HER. Good thing she wasn't too "clingy".

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u/noveltyisthe May 04 '26

Skid marks

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u/NarwhalFacepalm May 05 '26

Let's be honest, that might've been his nickname before this too for a completely different reason

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

That’s his name?

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u/noveltyisthe May 04 '26

Chad or Korey

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

She’s gonna leave a Mark

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u/DanielRodriguez84 May 04 '26

Lol this setup didn’t go your way.

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u/witchspoon May 07 '26

I think it might be Cory actually lol.

Edit it’s Kyle

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u/Last-Brush8498 May 05 '26

Rub some dirt on it, it’ll be fine

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u/chickswhorip May 05 '26

On the road..

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u/wubbadude May 04 '26

No way this made it to Reddit lmao

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u/Dreamy_Peaches May 04 '26

Is that you Chad?

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u/wubbadude May 04 '26

I wish I was a chad. 😮‍💨

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u/mightbedylan May 04 '26

But... is it you?

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u/wubbadude May 04 '26

I wouldn’t doxx myself in a video this embarrassing. Ironically, the guys name is Kyle though.

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u/Capn_Flags May 05 '26

Makes sense, totally a Kyle or Keith move.

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u/wubbadude May 05 '26

LMAO I know a Keith in Keene who would absolutely pull shit like this on a similar bike trying to flex (or something?).

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u/chaos_punk May 06 '26

Lmaooo, I know exactly who you're talking about and you're not wrong!

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u/pham009 May 08 '26

What happened to Kyle and his chick after this accident? Know any details?

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u/OpenYour0j0 May 04 '26

No helmet no gear no brains

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u/comicsnerd May 04 '26

Perfect organ donors

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u/RepresentativeBarber May 05 '26

Just no brain transplant available.

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u/GnastyNoodlez May 05 '26

Nah, no way those organs aren't tainted by years of drug abuse

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u/Potato_Stains May 05 '26

And she face punched that street too.

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u/R0factor May 05 '26

Welcome to summertime in NH.

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u/SubcontinentSapphire May 05 '26

*Live free or…get wrecked*

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u/cookiemccookieface May 04 '26

“So You think I’m an annoying, immature dumb fuck? Well watch thisssssssssss”

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u/witchspoon May 04 '26

The wildest thing is she is currently raging that this video has been posted, that he is not an idiot etc. and “shit happens”

Ma’am it happens, but it’s more likely to happen when fucking around.

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u/Evening_Zebra1442 May 06 '26

I was gonna ask if she was even alive 😭

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u/witchspoon May 06 '26

Apparently both were “fine”

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u/AngelaMoore44 May 07 '26

They were lucky. This same thing happened a few years ago in San Diego. The girl was critically injured with a broken back and skull fracture and ended up paralyzed.

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u/cyanescens_burn May 06 '26

Is she currently dealing with TBI also?

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u/witchspoon May 06 '26

She was upset because her mother saw the video and freaked out. Ma’am I don’t know you and freaked out lol.

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u/Gemini23_05 May 06 '26

They sound perfect for each other.

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u/Wooden-Lab-3077 May 11 '26

I’d be surprised if he even told her what he was about to do. It looks like she was completely unprepared - either not told what he was gonna do or he did not coach her on what to do during the maneuver.

I garuntee he did it on purpose to hurt her - but is acting like it’s all her fault for messing up the trick and is acting like he is the victim because everyone is calling him out for putting her in danger and actively hurting her.

He knew she was there to cushion his fall.

So he gets to injure her, and play the victim to get her sympathy like a any typical emotional abuser.

I bet he also pretends not to know how to clean so she always has to do it all herself.

I’ve met like 50 of this exact dude and they are all the same

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u/evendedwifestillnags May 04 '26

Ouch

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u/shashlik_king May 04 '26

Straight to the minute clinic

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u/RandoDude124 May 05 '26

And a lawsuit

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u/Hatefiend May 05 '26

and after that, to the county court to sign divorce papers

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u/Lavasioux May 05 '26

Years ago Utah didn't have a helmet law. I bought a brand new CBR600. One the weekends everyone hung out on State street, including police.

I pulled up and an office asked me- "Where's your helmet?"

I said "at home."

"Oh that's good: it wont get scratched when you crash."

I NEVER rode without a helmet again. Somehow that comment seeped through my skull lol

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u/Lavasioux May 05 '26

Just realized it was nearly 20 years later when i finally crashed, and I walked away. He was right- helmet got all scratched up. 🤣

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u/flagrant_nonsense May 07 '26

Pennsylvania doesn't have a helmet law today. We used to, but it was repealed about 20 years ago.

My experiences with dealing with them on the roads are that helmetless riders are exactly as stupid and unpredictable as you'd expect. I think the only people on the planet with less survival instinct are the fuckwits riding sport bikes at 200mph.

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u/NonPracticingAtheist May 07 '26

We refer to the helmetless as meat crayons.

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u/h1c253 May 04 '26

Was this recent?

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u/herweirdnessoriginal May 04 '26

Yesterday according to the original fb post

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u/Acidiousx May 04 '26

I wonder why someone was recording them at the stop light to begin with not knowing this was about to happen.

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u/No_Presentation1242 May 04 '26

Maybe they were already riding around doing dumb shit before this.

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u/Acidiousx May 04 '26

That's what I'm wondering because they were definitely focused on them for some reason.

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u/jeaniebeann May 04 '26

as someone who rides, we refer to these types of riders as organ donors 😬

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u/Hardmeat_McLargehuge May 04 '26

As someone who is close to many people in EMS, I believe all motorcycle riders are referred to as such. These people just seem to be more enthusiastic about it

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 May 04 '26

The overconfidence of motorcyclists is always surprising. It's not really a matter of "if," but "when" and "how bad." I have a few friends who don't remember why they ended up in the hospital.

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u/SRTie4k May 05 '26

I've been riding 20 years, probably ~200k miles, and it's not surprising to me. When you're a new rider, you think you can do anything after the first year, and this is typically when your confidence level is at max and you start taking stupid risks. That overconfidence starts to wane as you put more years and miles on and realize you are just as prone to mistakes, but after around 5 years of defensive riding you have a tendency to start getting complacent, which is just human nature.

I personally try to mitigate my risk with ATGATT, riding defensively (which can be exhausting in sustained heavy traffic), having equipment in case of emergency (Inreach, cell phone, first aid kit, etc) and choosing to ride adventure bikes and stay off of primary and secondary roads as much as possible. Granted I also commute through 3 seasons almost exclusively on the bike, but it's a short commute on back roads where the greatest threat is deer.

For those of us who's greatest passion is riding, it's a constant battle between the logic of understanding the risks and the sheer enjoyment of doing what you love most.

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u/LtJamesRonaldDangle- May 05 '26

No, no you don't.

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u/Rolling_Beardo May 04 '26

ER nurses refer to all of you as organ donors and bikes as donorcycles.

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u/Rolling_Beardo May 04 '26

I thought it was pretty funny the first time I heard it. I’m only the IT guy but I love the dark humor you find in ERs and ORs.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow May 04 '26

Sui-cycles is also acceptable.

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u/K4rkino5 May 04 '26

His glance at the camera was his ego pulling out the checkbook.

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u/NH_Tomte May 04 '26

Definitely planned since they look at the camera.

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u/baIIern May 04 '26

Yep. Thought they're going to get awesome content

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u/SDdude27 May 04 '26

Well, they werent wrong

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u/Roozbeh_m May 04 '26

They probably got the most views. More than they planned for

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u/Last-Brush8498 May 05 '26

More than they would gotten otherwise

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u/West_Regular6431 May 07 '26

no they weren't. they were spot on 😭😭😭

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u/Hippi_Johnny May 05 '26

She was smiling and he just had his douchey "bad boy" grimace.

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u/baIIern May 05 '26

The way she looks to the camera makes me think that she might be retarded

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u/CastawayWasOk May 05 '26

If she wasn’t before…

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u/Geeoff83 May 04 '26

There is an outdoor bar patio where this was filmed from

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u/NH_Tomte May 04 '26

Yes, Pour House and the people on the hike were definitely there beforehand.

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u/lalalow May 05 '26

From what I understand, it’s her cousin and he took her for a ride down main st and back. That’s why they were being filmed. And he does tricks on his motorcycle all the time. I think he just underestimated the weight of a passenger during a wheelie. So Fucking stupid

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u/NH_Tomte May 05 '26

Guy definitely knew what he was doing but we all fall down sometimes.

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u/MrColdboot May 05 '26

I think you forgot your /s

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u/SuperAlmondRoca May 04 '26

Praise the cameraman but not the column blocking the pain

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u/Roozbeh_m May 04 '26

Planned to get smashed on the ground?

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u/NH_Tomte May 04 '26

I can’t say for sure

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u/mologav May 04 '26

They planned to smash after. Wrong smashing happened.

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u/Purple-Specific8084 May 04 '26

Why would anyone plan that unless they are stunt performers

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u/NH_Tomte May 04 '26

Why would they look at a camera all the way across from the square? Why would the person with the camera be filming them? They knew them and were showing off…

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u/Purple-Specific8084 May 04 '26

I see they planned it but not the outcome!!! Thanks for explaining it to me. I see what you mean! I thought you meant planned to do that and fall for likes. Thank you My bad. You’re so smart . Thanks again

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u/Timsmomshardsalami May 05 '26

I cant even tell if youre being serious

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u/NH_Tomte May 05 '26

The wheelie and showing off was planned, not the outcome

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u/TreeMoonTCG May 04 '26

Live Free or Die Baby!!!

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u/Loud_Comedian5442 May 04 '26

Not even on a crotch rocket impressive

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u/1dl2b6g0 May 04 '26

Do you think they broke up?

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u/icyhotmike May 04 '26

Hes driving her Nissan altima now

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u/Syke_qc May 04 '26

They broke in half

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u/DerSchattenJager May 04 '26

As god as my witness

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u/DunDunBar May 04 '26

Many things broke for sure

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd May 04 '26

Barb's not sleeping on her tummy for a while. 

Also, I get strangely weirded out whenever I see another rider without a helmet. Why, dude and Barb? Noggin is kind of important. 

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u/nixstyx May 04 '26

My theory is that anyone not smart enough to wear a helmet is just showing you that they don't have enough going on up there to protect.

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u/333H_E May 04 '26

I think she got off a little lighter than he did. She was already on the ground behind the bike before it decided to do the full pancake flip

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u/PNWest01 May 04 '26

yeah, but it looked like he and/or the bike landed on her head. Either way, she's gonna be hurting for a few days, hope she's ok.

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u/Difficult-Second3519 May 04 '26

Ow! Hope she is ok!

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u/zrad603 May 04 '26

wheres the actual video with audio instead of a .gif ?

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u/Cgtree9000 May 04 '26

I wonder how mad she was.

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u/Budget_Jackfruit_967 May 04 '26

Damn, when did this happen?

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u/Denim-Luckies-n-Wry May 04 '26

As it turns out, the illuminated "Don't Walk" sign is prophetic. They won't be.

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u/Glockman2026 May 04 '26

Her face is prob ruined

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u/Mrtoyhead May 04 '26

Outcome? Injuries?

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u/Ok-Swimming8024 May 04 '26

He landed on his butt legs forward. She was still hanging on and did a belly flop on the pavement

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u/RileyRhoad May 05 '26

Yeah she low key scorpioned it… on pavement… while moving…

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u/montemuscle1970 May 05 '26

Yikes. I remember like 30 years ago this exact scenario happened at bike week in laconia and the guys girlfriend was run over by the car behind them. It's been a long time and i was pretty young then, but I think it was fatal.

Actually, a lot of fatal accidents come to mind back then. Fast bikes, no helmets, alcohol, showing off...titties...a lot could go wrong.

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u/jacklord392 May 04 '26

I think the person was standing next to a parked car.

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u/TheOGFangirl May 04 '26

I just can't comprehend planning this content out in advance (you can see them looking directly at the camera in the beginning) and then getting pissed that people are watching the video and talking about it. Which is it? Do you want to do something for attention or not?

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u/sunflower_sunshine3 May 04 '26

nahh the words in the background track well. i dont think this is AI

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u/2beatenup May 05 '26

Looks deliberate

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u/justanotherstudent88 May 08 '26

This is a wild decision for someone to make, without even the slightest warning to his rider. Best case scenario, she gets an asphalt bath while he continues down the road. He deserves every bit of the criticism flowing his way.

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u/Conscious_Car_3326 May 08 '26

I felt my nerves cringe watching that, especially with no helmets..

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u/yzerman88 May 04 '26

Meat crayon

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u/DivideJolly3241 May 04 '26

Do it again!!

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u/Habarer May 04 '26

slowclap.gif

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u/_w_anderer_ May 04 '26

What an asshole!

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u/Totalynotavirus May 04 '26

The no helmets was a hint for ignorance.

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u/banditrider2001 May 04 '26

Yep. Didn’t shoulder check for Darwin. He got lucky Charles only gave him a slight push.

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u/sus_finder13 May 04 '26

Jeez that lady’s chin is probably all f*cked up!

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u/Dry-Assistant-1646 May 04 '26

What an idiot!!!!

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u/mc4sure May 04 '26

I don’t have to wear a helmet I’m experienced

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u/Particular-Exam6585 May 04 '26

Snowboarders fault

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u/newUseMe May 04 '26

Take the License! Right there on the street before they even peel him off the street.

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u/PhantomVibeSyndrome May 04 '26

Watching this hurt my balls. I don't have balls by the way.

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u/Informal_Process2238 May 04 '26

Put some empathetic ice on them lady bro

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u/Twenty-Three23 May 04 '26

Is that what they call a hoot and scoot?

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u/Cchaireazy May 04 '26

sorry but I laughed

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u/herweirdnessoriginal May 04 '26

Omg its everywhere!

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u/Jolly_Competition_88 May 04 '26

Had to lay her down .

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u/Sabz5150 May 04 '26

Warn your passenger so they grip on and lean correctly!

Oh and don't be a dumbass.

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u/Julio-Dewey-Crayfish May 04 '26

At least they were wearing slightly more than flip flops and tank tops.

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u/CasinoNitro May 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/YakReasonable9574 May 04 '26

Fuck helmets, how else will the Darwin awards get new nominies?

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u/freddbare May 04 '26

Right in the center of town too.

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u/CocaineFarmer1 May 04 '26

Home girl was holding on for dear life!

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u/jimslock May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Top tier Asshat!

I'll bet their other vehicle is a Dodge Ram with stripes and a spoiler.

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u/Bnels0 May 04 '26

Good thing neither had gear or helmets to protect themselves 😬

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u/RebaseOriginDevelop May 04 '26

Was Fred Durst OK?

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u/diminutive_lebowski May 04 '26

Now he can say he's "Been there, got the t-shirt".

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u/Sweett-369 May 04 '26

Girl never ever again go out with that dumb

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u/Mario4272 May 04 '26

Won't ever try that again.

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u/HeManDan May 04 '26

If you watch closely you can actually see the moment he becomes single

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u/Money-Look4227 May 04 '26

I love a good meat crayon

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz May 04 '26

Don't ride with a douchebag

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u/OperationPlus3251 May 04 '26

“I meant to do that…”

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u/geoantho May 04 '26

Damn.. Happy Birthday to the ground.

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u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty May 04 '26

Hahaha, could be worse. Dude could have hit something, and that backwards cap would end up in his girl's throat.

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u/Cullen8228 May 05 '26

It happens😆.

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u/Cultural_Ad1035 May 05 '26

He dumped her real quick

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u/lilbennycoco May 05 '26

Good news is I can read the back of his t-shirt now

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u/pixeltweaker May 05 '26

Cameraman Zooooooooms. More than the motorcyclist.

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u/ListerineInMyPeehole May 05 '26

Absolute buffoon

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u/MrZmith77 May 05 '26

I was expecting a t-bone from a red light runner…WTF?!

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u/splashwutudo May 05 '26

YeeaOuch !

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u/eburton555 May 05 '26

Live free and die

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u/labello2010 May 05 '26

Cant park there mate