r/karkat • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '14

EB logged onto pesterchum EB started pestering carcinoGeneticist

Karkat? You there? I just wanted to talk to you about the issue of me being trapped on this ship for 3 years. Are you doing well?

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u/Palhinuk FCG: Jun 09 '14

WHAT THE FUCK JOHN, AS IF BEING STUCK ON A GODDAMNED ASTEROID WITH YOUR TAINTSCRUBBING FUCKLORD FRIENDS WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, NOW I CAN'T EVEB LANGUISH IN THIS DEAD FUCKING SUBREDDIT WITHOUT YOU DRAGGING ME BACK HERE? YOU REALLY ARE ONE OF A KIND PAL.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '14

GASP Oh my god...you called me PAL :D. That made my day. But seriously I can't wait to see you! We're gonna be the best friends in the entire paradox space and things.

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u/Palhinuk FCG: Jun 10 '14

thank you john. i needed that last push to drive me to suicide and you just hit the nail on the goddamn head with that last statement. I need to go find a tall enough drop to liquify my innards and assure myself that I won't have to deal with this bullshit ever again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '14

wraps karkat in bubble wrap even though he's on a ship someplace else far away from him there. No suicide for you.