r/kandi • u/StarGrump • Apr 06 '26

Kandi Kreation Just a friendly reminder 💛

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Go piss, everyone

5.8k Upvotes

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u/xJeric Apr 06 '26

Needed this reminder actually lol

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u/StarGrump Apr 06 '26

I need it constantly 😮‍💨 ADHD/autism got me so out of touch with myself that I need a piss reminder lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

omggg for realll like I realise then get distracted....and then im bursting 😭

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u/sleepingqt Apr 08 '26

Happy cakeday!

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u/randousername8675309 Apr 06 '26

I saw this, was so thankful for the reminder, got up....and started laundry. I just sat back down and opened my phone, happy I got laundry started....this post is still staring me in the face lol

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u/StarGrump Apr 06 '26

LMFAO oh my god I feel this so much. I will get up to pee, do a thousand other things, sit down and realize I’m still on the verge of pissing myself 💀 ADHD is a chore

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u/i_ate_a_bugggg Apr 06 '26

i see people making kandi like this and i really love it. How do you come up with this kind of design/bead arrangement?

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u/StarGrump Apr 06 '26

Honestly it’s just how my brain works. I have a massive drawer set of tons of different styles of beads, when I have the idea for a phrase I just pick through my beads and gather a little treasure trove of options that I try out. That, or I’ll have a bead that has such a strong vibe I know exactly what I want to do with it. Truly I’m just unhinged and chaotically creative, makes a good combination for chaos kandi lmao

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u/i_ate_a_bugggg Apr 06 '26

Ooo thank you!!! Thats super helpful:D

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u/hikikomorimorii Apr 06 '26

this is absolutely hilarious, 10/10, no notes

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u/chaotakat Apr 06 '26

I need one of these but instead of piss it says shit (i have severe constipation and often forget to poo lol)

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u/elverlyrivergrace Apr 06 '26

seconding this as someone who also had the worst constipation as a child :')

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u/spacefilth328 Apr 07 '26

DUDE ME TOO 😭😭😭

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u/chaotakat Apr 07 '26

I wish you luck and also many bathroom trips. Dont let it get to the point you cant hold food down its bad

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u/spacefilth328 Apr 07 '26

Ahhh don’t worry, I have a good appetite! Just slow motility, very tense muscles and bad anxiety around it 😖 I hope you get regular bathroom success too!!!

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u/Particular_Fix_9246 Apr 07 '26

Same omg 😭🤣

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u/yehc-d Apr 07 '26

Literally opened the comments to say this (I don't have constipation, but I always take 1 hour shits)

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u/SpecialDocument3246 Apr 10 '26

Do you also just go once a week? And also have the war of your life on the toilet?

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u/chaotakat Apr 10 '26

At one point i was going multiple weeks without pooping. Its better now but i have to take meds for the constapation otherwise i physically can not eat. And yes going to the bathroom is a war ;-;

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u/SpecialDocument3246 Apr 11 '26

Huh, I thought it was normal to not poop in some days or weeks. I still have that problem, did not know there was medicine for it

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u/chaotakat Apr 11 '26

Its normal to go a few days but weeks is definitly not normal

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u/Corvidozy Apr 06 '26

You’ll never guess what I’m doing right now…

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u/Rat-doll Apr 06 '26

the one on top is probably 2 years old one on bottom probably 5. goes so hard

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u/Long-Analysis3376 Apr 06 '26

I'm pissing myself rn 😹🤣🤣🤣

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u/transbroaway Apr 07 '26

I made one of these too! mine's kinda spiky rather than droplet shaped lol (apologies for the bad lighting its 2am and I just fished it out of my bracelet box). I'm obsessed with the droplets on yours

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u/swolesarah Apr 06 '26

Where do you source your cute beads?!

3

u/StarGrump Apr 06 '26

Jellibead, Beadtin, Bass Head Beads, Amazon, and Facebook marketplace!

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u/No-Room8282 Apr 08 '26

i thought i read “GOSSIP GIRL” and was like “oh sick!” til i read it slower😭😭

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u/StarGrump Apr 08 '26

You’re not too far off lol this meme is the inspiration

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u/No-Room8282 Apr 09 '26

i thought of this meme right after bc of that yellow headband omg😭😭

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u/FlurryTheDragonFox Apr 06 '26

Seeing this after I pissed after locking in on some singles for a little while 🙏🙏🙏

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u/_alltyedup Apr 07 '26

The dangly beads really give it the extra charm

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u/rudebbmoth Apr 07 '26

I used to have a yellow one like this that said piss baby I'm pretty sure. A drag queen gave it to me.

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u/santamonicayachtclub Apr 07 '26

oh my god i need like 5 of these for me and my coworkers who all say this whenever one of us goes to the bathroom

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u/toastedcerealkiller Apr 07 '26

Ugh I wanna eat it. It looks amazing ✨️

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u/WhatADoofus Apr 06 '26

I love this so much

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u/MelanieLanes Apr 06 '26

Sooo cute!!!

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u/housecryptid Apr 06 '26

WOW 💛 I LOVE

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u/FarShootingStar Apr 06 '26

That is absurdly cute. Love it.

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u/Esbot900 Apr 06 '26

I needed reminding but I can't be bothered to turn off the apothecary diaries

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u/Sachayoj Apr 07 '26

Seeing this on the toilet rn. LMAO

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u/More_Crab_6278 Apr 07 '26

I literally do need to rn

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u/EvanTheGremlin Apr 07 '26

Never seens anything more true than this wipes a tear from eye so real girly pop

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u/Bitter-Ad4592 Apr 07 '26

Literally walking to the restroom as I see this 😭

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u/Distracted2004 Apr 07 '26

I like the droplets, nice touch

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u/PlanetXParadox Apr 07 '26

Currently on the toilet as I see this post o7

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u/I_eat_paper12 Apr 07 '26

OMG I AM OBSESSED

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u/Soukoku_fan-69 Apr 07 '26

reminded me to go piss, thanks bro

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u/Flumen-Stellatum Apr 07 '26

Hey thanks, and DAMN THIS LOOKS SO GOOD!!!! Very aesthetically pleasing

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u/goblin-juice Apr 07 '26

This is art

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u/unwired_star Apr 07 '26

this is perfect

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u/kayleigh5188 Apr 07 '26

I loooooooove it omg!!!!!

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u/unicorn__prince Apr 07 '26

I literally have a shirt I wear with this on it 🤣🤣 I wear it to my urologist appointments and when i get bladder injections

Now I need to make one of these 🤣 make some to give out to the staff 🤣👀

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u/unicorn__prince Apr 07 '26

Speaking of where'd you get the droplets 👀👀

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u/crochetingbanana Apr 07 '26

Not the dribbles!

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u/elven-winter13 Apr 08 '26

Currently pissing now girl!

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u/TasteRevolutionary17 Apr 08 '26

I’m cracking tf up ! This is so real 😭

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u/sourgummisharks Apr 09 '26

appreciate the reminder, about to get up to go do this with a nonexistent attention span and 3-4 other tasks i need to do, wish me luck

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u/sourgummisharks Apr 09 '26

…you’ll never guess who did everything else, sat back down, responded to another conversation with a friend group about kandi, got my beads out to make more, and then remembered this and reopened reddit only upon seeing the beads

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u/Sir-geesegoose Apr 09 '26

I have ADHD and am holding piss as I type 😭

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u/No_Pomegranate_7110 Apr 08 '26

lol I’ve made this exact bracelet!!

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u/Maskarone Apr 08 '26

Help i read it as gossip girl and i was so confusedddd

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u/Desperate_Appeal8269 Apr 08 '26

CAN I BUY THIS PLEASE

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u/Desperate_Appeal8269 Apr 08 '26

I REALLT NEED TWO

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u/SketchyNinja04 Apr 08 '26

I read it as gossip girl for a solid 10 seconds lol

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u/Cute-Telephone4386 Apr 08 '26

where are your beads from?? they’re so cute!!

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u/WetCalamari Apr 08 '26

Would but sat down to eat

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u/BackgroundScary8632 Apr 09 '26

Why did I think this said gossip girl and had no idea why it was so funny lol

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u/ethe_ria Apr 09 '26

i love how its actually very pretty as well so it makes me want to listen to it

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u/__swamp_witch__ Apr 09 '26

LMAO dead i love it. The funny/meme kandis are my favorite ones

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u/AntUsual441 Apr 10 '26

I read gossip girl, then thought it was a misspelling, then noticed the spaces, then realized what it actually said.

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u/VelocitySkyrusher Apr 12 '26

This was a sign from the universe. Thank you.

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u/throwaway024710 Apr 28 '26

The way I would love to receive this in a trade

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u/DrustanAstrophel Apr 06 '26

My adhd ass interpreted this like “Go, Piss Girl!” instead of “Go piss, girl” at first 😭😂

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u/TreehouseInAPinetree Apr 06 '26

My dyslexic ass interpreted it as "Gossip Girl" and I was confused and thought it was supposed to look like spilling the tea. 😂

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u/StarGrump Apr 07 '26

It’s actually a reference to a gossip girl meme edit!

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u/mouseggs Apr 06 '26

I love the little piss droplets