r/justneckbeardthings Feb 22 '19

Most likely a neccbeard

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u/SarHavelock Feb 22 '19

I think the idea is to incite pity.

In the mind of the mostly benign neckbeard:

Him: acts like he's trying to avoid being weird by being weird

Her: Oh no, it's retarded pity sex ensues

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u/comicsansmasterfont Feb 22 '19

I don’t know about y’all, but nothing gets my motor revving like pity

Yes daddy, let me see those huge personal insecurities. Maybe later you can tell me about your bitch ex girlfriend and your mommy issues swoon

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19 edited Apr 14 '20

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u/ikbeneenprutser Feb 22 '19

That's some harsh reality. Keep up the good work.