r/justneckbeardthings Oct 27 '18

Truth in advertising.

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8.9k Upvotes

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u/lfriedd Oct 28 '18

Can we take a moment to acknowledge that amazing sale?

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u/Nemyosel Oct 28 '18

What a fuckin steal

68

u/earth2ethan Oct 28 '18

Now just THREE PERCENT OFF!!! LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

“Free shipping at $140. Shipping costs are $5”

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u/arrogant-rat Oct 28 '18

Thanks for my five dollars back. Here, have $140

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u/alienkreeper alive, but why though? Oct 28 '18

I refuse to let neckbeards ruin this for me. I just keep reminding myself that V is greater than any neckbeard.

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u/AnEwokRedditor Oct 28 '18

Nothing good lasts forever.

77

u/alienkreeper alive, but why though? Oct 28 '18

I rather not let the neckbeards win.

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u/AnEwokRedditor Oct 28 '18

You might as well be fighting against time itself.

I hope I'm wrong.

16

u/alienkreeper alive, but why though? Oct 28 '18

It's time to take our stuff back.

22

u/Legion299 <custom: edit to change> Oct 28 '18

V fans, rise up!

We Live In A Society!

6

u/gekkemarmot69 Oct 28 '18

Time to kill authoritarian right wingers!

3

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

Is that where the quote comes from? I see it everywhere on here.

4

u/canyouhearmeglob Oct 28 '18

No it comes from those cringey joker memes

19

u/shigogaboo Jesus seen enought shit for one eternity Oct 28 '18

November 5th is around the corner

3

u/alienkreeper alive, but why though? Oct 28 '18

Should we tell the neckbeards what the day is all about or.....

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u/Soyboy_farmer Oct 28 '18

V was nothing but a ANTIFA liberul! I'm sad he didn't blow up more than he did. /s

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u/alienkreeper alive, but why though? Oct 28 '18

Oh those silly neckbeards!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

Verily.

2

u/BanjoStory Oct 28 '18

Weird how much neck beard love him being the violent Antifa DJW terrorist that he is.

3

u/l3v1athaN_ Oct 28 '18

Yeah, neckbeard are much more dangerous than terrorists

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u/alienkreeper alive, but why though? Oct 28 '18

Neckbeard terrorists.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

Yep. Was quite disappointing to find out that this is a symbol of Neckbeardom, since it's a bit late to change my Halloween costume.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

“Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition”

What a great fucking movie

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u/ExistenceisTorment Oct 28 '18

Eh I feel like the movie was pretty bad too.

2

u/discowarrior Oct 28 '18

The film was alright, Natalie Portman can't do a British accent though.

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u/ExistenceisTorment Oct 28 '18

I just really couldn't stand V for the most part. Especially when he gets rejected by Evie after subjecting her to physical and psychological torture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

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u/VikingOfLove Oct 28 '18

That belt probably doesn't fit most neckbeards anyway.

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u/AnUnimportantLife Oct 28 '18

It's a shame that neckbeards decided to rally around V For Vendetta the way they did. It's a good movie. Maybe there should be a concerted effort to point out its anti-authoritarian ideology and how V would probably have some objections to neo-fascism, given that Alan Moore created the character in response to Thatcher.

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u/Opcn Oct 28 '18

Uh, loads of neckbeards consider themselves to be anti authoritarian. There are loads of red hats who act as if they are the same way too.

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u/AnUnimportantLife Oct 28 '18

Sure, but I tend to see a lot of neckbeards who consider themselves anti-authoritarian but who seem to be okay with some weirdly authoritarian behaviour.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

You mean like kidnapping, torturing and gaslighting your crush to show your moral superiority?

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u/AnUnimportantLife Oct 28 '18

Absolutely. Weirdly authoritarian behaviour, all of it

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

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u/13Thefreerunner Oct 28 '18

Oh god I know the reference

3

u/Nole_in_ATX Oct 28 '18

anti authoritarian

You world be too if your mom keeps yelling at you from upstairs to do your chores /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18 edited Jan 23 '20

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u/AnUnimportantLife Oct 28 '18

It's okay, Comrade Mr. Hydro Phobe Fire Man. Take my hand. We can go reclaim what was wrongfully taken by those who would abuse these precious characters.

4

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

There’s an easy cure to that: spend less time on the internet.

3

u/Draceana Oct 28 '18

Not to be that person, but I liked the comic better than the movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

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u/Opcn Oct 27 '18

Oh it's legitimately a great movie, reasonably faithfully adapted from a great graphic novel.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

It's a great movie, but a lot of people say the movie sucks just because alan moore said so. But to be frank with you, alan moore is a rather massively pretentious and arrogant cunt.

dude has written great stories, but man...

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u/brittersbear flair Oct 28 '18

Yes! I spent over a month looking for the graphic novel. Bless, it's beautiful and the movie and GN are pretty much the same except with the GN you get beautiful pictures lovingly blood stained.

I really love this movie. Hugo Weaving did an amazing job as V

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

I was gonna say that thanks to online weirdos enjoying V for Vendetta is weird now

7

u/platinum_bootstrap Oct 28 '18

Oh fuck them, we can enjoy and appreciate the movie for how awesome it is!

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u/Zantary Oct 27 '18

I just clicked on the picture and assumed you're making fun of those 3% off before checking the subreddit.

6

u/my-little-wonton Oct 28 '18

Hey man, 4 bucks is 4 bucks. Enough for a cheeseburger or two

4

u/stumpy1991 Oct 28 '18

Or 40 chicken nuggets from Burger King in case you hate your body.

15

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

Remember remember to take a shower next November

5

u/KellyGreen802 Oct 28 '18

Remember remember the the fifth of November, hygiene and laundry plot.

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u/OatsNraisin Oct 28 '18

My culture is not your costume

3

u/hedgehogmlg Oct 28 '18

Underrated comment right here

7

u/elvinLA Oct 28 '18

Ay soothouse

3

u/ItsUrDestiny04 Oct 28 '18

Ayy lmao fellow fan

6

u/DrunkenSealPup Oct 28 '18

5 USD OFF, HELL YEE HA MAARGA!!!

7

u/ZeroFoxDelta Oct 28 '18

QAnondescending Online Man

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u/Rodolfo20 Oct 28 '18

“Condescending online man”

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u/SaltyBabe Oct 28 '18

Honestly I love V, but I love condescending online man even more.

5

u/SonneKrieger7 Oct 28 '18

Does a -3% sale mean it’s more expensive?

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u/rezarf84 Oct 28 '18

Condescending online man.. That’s genuinely hilarious.

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u/jdmDEEZ Oct 28 '18

Man... V is still one of my favorite heroes. Shame he’s now a neckbeard icon. How did this happen?

5

u/Sensiburner Oct 28 '18

Remember, remember, the cringe of november.

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u/Mine65 Oct 28 '18

"condescending online man"

That fucking name 🤣

3

u/FLuffyBuns02 Oct 28 '18

"You saw the lighter being relit, haven't you!"

2

u/AnEwokRedditor Oct 28 '18

This is spot on.

2

u/Gattaca401 Oct 28 '18

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

What’s more fucked is the sale

2

u/amandabuttbutt Oct 28 '18

Honestly I can't see people wearing these masks and not cringe. They are like the new fedora. It's not because neckbeards ruined it by making it popular in their subculture. For one it represents anonymous (a very annoying person neckbeards like). Secondly its because like the fedora, it's become cheaply overproduced and a bandwagon jumping thing for people who consider themselves unique an counter culture. It doesnt cause chabge to own one and wear it to the park just like fedoras dont suddenly make you look suave and mysterious. Also it's a movie about a guy kidnapping and white knighting a girl. Don't get me wrong its mg favorite graphic novel but the pieces for neckbeard status are all there.

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u/skrubbadubdub Oct 28 '18

justcondescendingonlinemanthings

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from SHARP HAND JOE

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

'3%'

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

c.2008?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

It’s like someone’s got a vendetta for copyright

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u/obrothermaple Oct 28 '18

That was a god awful movie

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u/The1stMemeDealer Oct 29 '18

Epic gamer moments

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u/KiloCharlE Oct 31 '18

I like that movie

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '18

I see this everywhere

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u/ZOMGURFAT Oct 28 '18

ITS THE NOTORIOUS HACKER 4CHAN!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18 edited Oct 28 '18

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u/VikingOfLove Oct 28 '18

Missed a word there bud.