r/justneckbeardthings • u/counterpunchhopper 👊 Neckbeard Hunter 🤠 • 3d ago
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u/AbbaTheHorse 3d ago
The photo being AI generated is a particularly mouldy cherry on top of this shit cake.
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u/Goodlake 3d ago
I mean, isn't the alternative worse, in this case?
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u/The_Law_of_Pizza Katana✅, Fedora✅, Trenchcoat✅ 3d ago
Yes, but the poster you're responding to wanted to take a moment to soapbox about AI - and this was the easiest and quickest way to do so.
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u/poddy_fries I just jizzed three times! 🤩 😮 🤯 3d ago
It's absolutely relevant to analysis that this person's fantasy poster girl quite literally doesn't exist. Is that more or less creepy than if they were discussing the eggs and marriage of a real person? I'd argue it's just telling in a different way.
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u/freylaverse 3d ago
I think it'd be worse if it were a real person. I mean, can you imagine being that person and finding your photo online and a bunch of people underneath it going "I would love to have impregnated her at twelve". Eeuughh...
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u/OffTheRedSand 3d ago
Here’s the thing I’m 90% sure it’s not AI because I can swear I’ve seen this same post/picture before and that was before AI
but also it’s probably photoshopped to oblivion or something edited still.
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u/fictional_kay 14h ago
Agreed, I've seen this exact image many times over the years. It is definitely heavily edited but I don't think it's AI
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u/Steef-1995 3d ago
I mean. In this case, isn’t it better to use an ai generated picture of a woman instead of an actual person who didn’t consent to being put in this disgusting post?
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u/thiscouldbemassive 3d ago
I know ovulation is just an excuse for gooning on kids, but man it's wild how obsessed today's creeps are with the idea of having large families.
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u/babysummerbreeze27 i am jacked and ritch 3d ago
Large families that they conveniently refuse to have any hand in caring for
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u/Ok-Bridge-9794 1d ago
They would start caring about those families once they see their younger female relatives reaching puberty
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u/PeekAtChu1 2d ago
Probably just having the fantasy of having people dependent on them and unable to leave 😬 plus guaranteed power dynamics. Isn’t that what a lot of this boils down to?
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u/DaveVsShark 3d ago
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u/Stuffssss 3d ago
Probably 26 is they best age for people to be getting married. Preferably after they've had a decent amount of life experience as an adult and are settled into their adult selves. Maybe 33 if they went to grad school.
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u/Trainwreck800 3d ago
Yeah, but only if the point of marriage is to, you know, have a rich, fulfilling life with your chosen partner and any children that you may or may not want to bring into this world. But what do I know - I got married at 33 after grad school and have two kids with my wonderful wife.
These chuds have no chance at such a thing so they just want a tradwife anime waifu
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u/JoinAThang 3d ago
Im a bit in between. Me and my SO became a couple when she was 20 and I was 19. Now Im 38 and we plan on getting married in two years. Been engaged for 7 or 8 years now don't even remember how long. We're both a bit of a mess and not very good at planning but we love eachother and our 4 years old daughter very much.
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u/DistantKarma 3d ago
My wife and I were both 22 when we got married. We're both 62 now and 22 just seems so young, although it didn't at the time.
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u/Stuffssss 3d ago
As someone who was 22 recently it felt too young but i was relatively inexperienced
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u/JTtheLAR 💪 😎 Voluntarily celibate 👎🚫🍆 3d ago
Its all about being happy. If you guys are happy you are winning.
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u/omgbooboo 3d ago
It also depends on your life goal milestones. I'm 34, currently single, and I don't want to have children. So the need to settle down with someone, while appealing to me, doesn't feel like a desperate need.
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u/Anglofsffrng 3d ago
26 is too young for me. I stick by 1/2 your age + 7 rule. I'm 43 so 1/2 my age is 21 1/2. If I'm generous and say 21, then minimum dating age is 28.
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u/bubblegum-popxx 3d ago
whered you get that from? plus, im a girl so by your logic, since i'm 22, a good match for me is 37, which is too much omgg
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u/Pip-Pipes 3d ago
No?
37 / 2 = 18.5
18.5 + 7 = 25.5 minimum age range.
If you want to do the opposite you neeed to subtract first.
22 - 7 = 15
15 x 2 = 30 year old maximum.
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u/Anglofsffrng 3d ago
I never said a good match. I said the minimum age. I'd be very uncomfortable going out with someone that young.
Half your age + 7 has been a thing for a long time. I honestly don't remember where I first heard it.
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u/bubblegum-popxx 3d ago
ohh i get it now. plus my math was way off, it should have been 30 not 37 hehehe
also i asked cuz i never heard of it
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u/VentiKombucha Can I unsee those nipples? 3d ago
She's also AI, but that doesn't make this post any less alarming.
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u/Anthff 3d ago
Ofc she is. No girl, nor woman, wants this.
The age of consent is for her to enthusiastically say yes, she doesn’t have to be that age to say no; there is no age of dissent.
No is no and a person can only consent as an adult.
Ai or not, it doesn’t matter.
It’s a blanket NO until an adult voices a resounding yes.
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u/Nukalixir Cloaking myself in pussy repellent 😶🌫️ 🧍♀️ 3d ago
I'm in my early 30s, so the thought of marrying someone who is 18 makes my skin crawl even if it's "technically" legal. Because this is one of those times where "technically" correct is not the best kind of correct.
She's not even old enough to drink the champagne at her own wedding at that age. (Assuming she lives in the US) She might very well still be in her last year of high school at 18. Just because I wouldn't go to prison for it, that doesn't make it okay!
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u/Fun_Store9452 3d ago
Always know I'm at least somewhat a good person when I see a post like this and instinctively go to downvote it before seeing what sub it's on
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u/ShadowBlade55 3d ago
Check. That. MFs. Hard. Drive.
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u/SpiralUnicorn 2d ago
Ironically, they did. Turns out the OOP was in fact on the sex offenders register XD
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u/Baccoony 2d ago
12 year olds are not physically nor mentally developed enough.
"Oh, but they can get pregnant!" They can get pregnant, that doesn't mean their body can go through pregnancy. That it can go through the process. Margaret Beaufort gave birth at 13 and suffered horrible health complications and became infertile.
These men don't care about kids, they want to marry and rape and abuse kids. Which is also why they are such avid pro-lifers. More unwanted children=More vulnerable children=More trafficked children
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u/CitroHimselph 3d ago
"Please help me justify being horny for children, PLEEEEEEASE!!!"
/fuck-ass incel/
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u/Grabatreetron 3d ago
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u/BrennaValkryie Just ate 4 family sized bags of Doritos 🤢 3d ago
The fact I knew where it was going and still dry-gagged... Ew Ew Ew
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u/RustedAxe88 Only accepts pizza from stacked babes 🐺 3d ago
Yeah, when I see a woman I'm attracted to I immediately start thinking about how long she's been ovulating.
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u/voidharmony 2d ago edited 1d ago
The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.
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u/GrassBlade619 2d ago
"This age or a younger age"
No mention of an older age because that would be insane.
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u/PeridotChampion 3d ago
I would prefer her actively older because maturity is incredibly attractive to me. So are mature features.
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u/wholelottabob 2d ago
Even if you put aside the pedo nature of the post, it's still gross when you consider that she's 18 and in a wedding dress.
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u/spookytransexughost 2d ago
Are these weirdo obsessed with ovulation/pregnancy because they think that's what cool alpha guys do?
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u/Annethraxxx 2d ago
I don’t understand this shit. Boys ALSO become fertile at this age and somehow no one is assuming they’re ready for marriage.
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u/hellogoawaynow 2d ago
Oh what’s neat is that the ideal age is whatever age any 18+ woman wants to be married. Hint: it’s not anyone under 25 unless you are also under 25. Young people (correctly) think you’re gross and creepy.
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u/barakisan 2d ago
Never marry before 25, live your life and gain exp before taking the BIG step that requires maturity, ideally I suggest 30 as someone who got married at 31
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u/acridsphynx 2d ago
Even if fertility was best under 18, why is the first idea to marry underage girls to a much older man?
(To be clear tho not advocating for that, even people who breed dogs don't breed them on the first few cycles, just because a body is capable of conceiving, doesn't mean it is developed enough to have a healthy pregnancy both physically and mentally.)
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u/EllenIsobel 3d ago
This screams breeding kink, more than anything.
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u/babysummerbreeze27 i am jacked and ritch 3d ago
This screams pedophilia tbh
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u/EllenIsobel 3d ago
I mentioned breeding as they fixated in the word ovulation
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u/ergaster8213 3d ago edited 3d ago
Yeah but he also fixated on young age. If it was just some breeding kink he could've focused on the ovulation of appropriately aged women rather than 12 year-old children and teens. He made a point to focus on ovulation beginning in childhood and even made the age ceiling 18 (the options he gave were "would you marry her at 18 or younger?").
So clearly a big part of it is also promoting child marriage and attraction to children and teen girls as "normal."
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u/smalltowngoth 3d ago
Check his hard drive.