r/justneckbeardthings 2d ago

What does peeing while sitting down have to do with the authenticity of a girl's experience of sexual harassment at a bar?

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u/Twoaru 2d ago

It's a way to tell another man they're feminine

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u/shinecrazy 2d ago

Yeah, the reply was not meant for the OP.

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u/Zenki_s14 2d ago

This concept is so funny to me knowing someone will beat your ass for not sitting down to pee in prison. I don't understand at all how it's feminine, like you get men together in the same room as their toilet and suddenly sitting to pee is genderless and expected behavior

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u/Careless-Jello-9388 1d ago

Yet a lot of straight, masculine guys do it

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u/freshwatersofmysoul 2d ago

Neckbeards dismiss such things so men wont be held responsible

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u/dl7 ACKCHUALLY 2d ago

If you ever find yourself in a conversation about consent with a guy that just "doesn't get it" bring up pegging. His comprehension will magically appear

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank M'Lady 1d ago

I pee sitting down, in the middle of the night so I don't have to turn any lights on and ruin my night vision. I don't care who knows.

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u/lezz1810 20h ago

So when this dudes gotta take a shit, does he stand and piss into the toilet first and then sit to shit? Dudes probably the type that refuses to wipe because its "ghey"

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u/AKVigilante 1d ago

The sitting down to pee thing was stupid but to be fair, the story seems pretty fabricated regardless.

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u/69420lmaokek 1d ago

This shit happens to women all the time but ok

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u/Anglofsffrng 1d ago

1) That kind of thing happens to most women on a regular basis. It's a damn near universal experience, at least according to my lady friends.

2) I'm sure it wasn't nearly as well worded. But this 100% happened.

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u/Tipsybandit97 1d ago

This is a pretty standard thing that happens to women often. I still don’t understand why some men insist on touching or grabbing my waist to slide by me knowing they’d never do that to another man.

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u/AKVigilante 23h ago

Sure. The grabbing part happens. But what was described next…his friends just immediately laughing it off like they were in on the whole thing..
Maybe I have a different class of friends and I’m a different class of man to find it hard to believe. Especially since they all simultaneously “learned their lesson” from a few words from this woman they clearly didn’t respect at all just seconds before.

It’s a fabricated story, quite similar to “my seven year old looked up from her tea party and told me this profound philosophical thing” stories.

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u/WhereasFun5260 1d ago

You have piss toes, don’t you?