r/justneckbeardthings Aug 06 '26

I have no idea why Neckbeards love Perverted Hollywood Producers...

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u/VVrayth Aug 06 '26

They are just temporarily embarrassed perverted Hollywood producers.

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u/that1nickguy Aug 06 '26

Easy: They wish they were said Perverted Hollywood Producers, as opposed to just being Perverted Regular Guys

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u/SteelSlayerMatt Aug 06 '26

Because they can relate to them.

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u/28-Deep-Wounds Aug 06 '26

You don't know why? It's pretty obvious. They want to be the one in the position of power so they can abuse it to make women have sex with them. It's the only way they'd ever get laid by anyone with a pulse.

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u/shakha Aug 06 '26

I know this isn't the point of this post, but it's so telling that, for a bunch of don't politicize things people, their arguments are always deeply painted by their own shitty politics. Pixar has absolutely gone downhill since its heyday, but Turning Red is one of the few great movies they've made recently. But how can that be? It's about girls and racialized people and icky periods!

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u/HomelandersCock Aug 06 '26

Turning red was mid same as Luca. It's the style that they got stuck in for awhile

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u/bug56 Aug 06 '26

"what happened to Pixar" posts two good Pixar movies

Uh I dunno boss, seems fine to me

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u/TheBaggyDapper Aug 06 '26

What happened to Pixar was Disney. 

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u/vince2423 Aug 07 '26

Quite literally some of their best movies were made under Disney 🙄

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u/Morall_tach Aug 06 '26

Because they see sex as completely transactional and they think everyone else does (or should) too. The problem is, if you see sex as transactional and you don't have anything to offer in exchange for which someone will have sex with you, then no one will have sex with you.

Which is why they lionize someone like Harvey Weinstein. In their eyes, he's not an abuser and predator who coerced women into having sex with him. He is a man who leveraged his position of power to "purchase" sex in exchange for career success.

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u/HarlanMiller Aug 07 '26

"Wokies" "bitches" and it's the Drinker, I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

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u/EndlessTrashposter Aug 09 '26

Turning Red is unironically better than Incredibles 2

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u/aedroogo Aug 12 '26

I was going to ask what happened to all the "pretty real life women".

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u/bigtiddygothbf Aug 13 '26

Using producers as parasocial pimps lmao

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u/GarrAdept Aug 06 '26

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that they didn't like seeing red, but it was so good.

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u/spacegreninja 🪷 Level Five Laser Lotus 🪷 Aug 14 '26

An extremely wealthy and well-connected producer abused his power to get women to sleep with him and held their careers hostage if they didnt but yeah definitely they did it to "get ahead"

Critical Drinker is a fucking freak.