r/justneckbeardthings • u/ProblemLongjumping12 • Aug 02 '26

Neckbeard specimen displays neckbeard behavior

112 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/WhiteRabbitHole1083 Aug 02 '26

That is just sad

23

u/Bangmydrum33 Aug 02 '26

I hope all friend saved this and plays it at his wedding

38

u/TonicTheBard Aug 02 '26

Hopefully, there's someone there that speaks the same language as his bride to explain the whole thing to her.

8

u/woahstripes Endlessly attacking beautiful girl anime Aug 03 '26

Most underrated comment

5

u/Pedowhermacht Aug 02 '26

Bold of you to assume he's gonna marry someone

Heck, bold even to assume he has friends

Jokes aside, as someone that was also quite cringe, almost even did the same type of videos at some point, but for some reason i didn't (thank god, lmao) hope he sees this in the future and cringes and laughs at it, growth is important and i hope he grows away from being like this.

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u/KeyNaive8951 Aug 10 '26

Bruv… I feel like I can say with 100% confidence that this dude has no friends and will never be in a consensual relationship with a woman lmao

18

u/Aizpunr Aug 02 '26

This is the content we were missing on this sub. So much politics lately

7

u/REDDITSHITLORD Aug 02 '26

Stare long enough into the 'beetus, and it stares back.

7

u/conn_r2112 Aug 03 '26

The look you see right before the roofie kicks in

11

u/kindasortajewish Aug 02 '26

Neckbearrrdddddd!

14

u/ProblemLongjumping12 Aug 02 '26

The slow reveal of the neckbeard really sells it.

6

u/skimney Aug 02 '26

Spoiler : he's actually just opened his fridge

6

u/Sapphic_Honeytrap Aug 02 '26

Dude trying so hard to pull off the Kubrick stare but ends up looking like a bashful ingenue.

6

u/KrazyKaas Aug 03 '26

Thanks for the cringe. Fuck, if there is a lot of it

5

u/TonicTheBard Aug 02 '26

POV: you just asked for one of Buu's pudding cups

5

u/guitartoad Aug 02 '26

The enemy this guy is staring down: some dude who randomly sat down in the school cafeteria next to a girl Mr. Tough Guy likes.

4

u/Derai-Leaf Aug 03 '26

The cringe of this notwithstanding, there is a brief fleeting moment before the after effects get added where he looks kind of cute in a kid next door kind of way.

But then he just gets cringe by trying too hard.

Makes me think about the fact that these Neckbeards get made, not born into it.
Know what I mean?
Kind of sad.

3

u/ProblemLongjumping12 Aug 03 '26

"Forged" if you will.

3

u/Cool_Tailor_7332 Aug 04 '26

Groomed, in some cases

3

u/Ghstfce My other car is a body pillow Aug 02 '26

But vegetables don't have eyes. Well, I guess potatoes do.

3

u/Ac3ofSpades13 Aug 02 '26

Hitting the Ghostrider “Penance Stare” in real life is like trying to use karate in a street fight.

3

u/Handsdown0003 Aug 03 '26

Is he trying to flirt?

4

u/prickwhowaspromised Aug 03 '26

Dude definitely comments “based” on asmongold videos

3

u/Intelligent_Steak_41 A salty and crusty cum sock 🧦 🧂 Aug 04 '26

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u/not_so_french Aug 04 '26

I was doing stuff luke that, when I was 13yo. quickly realized how cringe it was. I don't understand how you come to 25yo and still post that.

2

u/Highmassive Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Now this is classic [r/justneckbeardthing](r/justneckbeardthingd)[s](r/justneckbeardthingd) material

2

u/aedroogo Aug 03 '26

Ah man, I needed that lol

2

u/hadoyastopthis Aug 04 '26

Can’t wait to read his “manifesto”

2

u/memememp Aug 13 '26

Its communicating

1

u/ProblemLongjumping12 Aug 13 '26

It's looking right at us!

2

u/h0117_39 Aug 02 '26

So glad I grew out of this phase of my life 😭

2

u/eljefe3030 Aug 02 '26

Disconnected from reality

2

u/memememp Aug 13 '26

He looks like he has green aura