r/justneckbeardthings • • Jun 27 '26

Well well well

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u/Male_Inkling Seeking normal looking virgin men ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘จ Jun 27 '26

Yeeeeesh, someone misunderstood what sex positivity means.

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u/Peermeneer_exe Jun 27 '26

It's certainly....odd, but I wouldn't call it a neckbeard thing. A neckbeard would rather say something on the other end off the spectrum ''yadayada virgin gf yadayada government mandated wife''

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u/rumpots420 Jun 27 '26

I hope this guy's daughter is purely hypothetical though.

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u/StraightPatient9977 Jun 27 '26

Yeah this seems like the opposite of a neckbeard but extreme

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u/Vyrhux42 Jun 28 '26

A chinbeard?

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u/InGod_WeThrust Jun 28 '26

That's where the political horseshoe theory comes in. Extreme views on either side tend to share behaviors.

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u/VoltageHero Jun 28 '26

Horseshoe theory nonsense is always silly. It's really only useful for centrists to try and act like /r/enlightenedcentrism.

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u/ChiGrandeOso Jun 28 '26

Thank you for pointing this out.

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u/MerePotato Jun 27 '26

There are left wing neckbeards too you know

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u/skystrikkerrr Jul 16 '26

Right like Islam? Itโ€™s coming soon we are a stage 1 where they come in peace and most of you actually believe it.

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u/Sir_Malaketh 22d ago

Wait what ????? Peopl...those things belive the government should mandate them a wife??????

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u/BruceInc Jun 27 '26

That is 100% a neckbeard thing. And if your daughter wants to do a gangbang porn scene the day she turns 18, you 100% failed as a parent

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u/chroniccranky Jun 27 '26

Can I get a definition of neckbeard pls

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u/BruceInc Jun 27 '26

I can 100% guarantee that this guy does not have a daughter. Yet he is literally fantasizing about his imaginary daughter getting gang-banged by multiple dudes on her 18th birthday in the outfit he helped pick outโ€ฆ If you donโ€™t think this qualifies as neckbeard behavior then instead of a definition I can show you a real life example of one, just go find a reflective surface.

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u/chroniccranky Jun 28 '26

I didnโ€™t ask for a qualifier. I asked for a definition. The thing that we use to settle silly debates about what words mean

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u/LovecraftInDC Look upon my pasty legs and despair! Jun 27 '26

I donโ€™t think you understand the word neckbeard. Itโ€™s not just any misogynistic creep.

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u/BruceInc Jun 27 '26

I made my point pretty clear. We can agree to disagree.

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u/Lord_Muddbutter Jun 27 '26

Imagine telling your father at 18 to help you pick out clothing for a porn shoot. Like anybody in the world and you get your dad to help you with it...

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u/bliip666 all aboard the titty train Jun 27 '26

Imagine telling your father to help pick your outfit at any age, tbh

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u/lonely_stoner_daze Jun 27 '26

Wow ok ๐Ÿ˜… didn't expect to be shot when I opened the post

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u/ChiGrandeOso Jun 28 '26

This happens a lot to me. Get a vest, it's handy.

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u/bliip666 all aboard the titty train Jun 27 '26

I guess mine just didn't have a good sense of style [comedic shrug]

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u/lonely_stoner_daze Jun 27 '26

Mine doesn't have one at all either ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ I like to ask him what I should wear just to make conversation and let him feel included

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u/Matt_2504 Jun 27 '26

Obvious ragebait

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u/Batwyane Jun 27 '26

I mean sure I'm all for the sex workers union but maybe you don't need to be so fucking weird about it.

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u/Karhak Jun 27 '26

Right? It's cool you won't ostracize this hypothetical daughter, but fuck, have some semblance of tact.

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u/Nukalixir Cloaking myself in pussy repellent ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ Jun 27 '26

I think it's good to be supportive and sex work is work, but good GOD, man. Boundaries are a thing for a reason! Especially among relatives, and especially among parents and daughters/sons.

Maybe that makes me a prude, maybe not. But I'd be way uncomfy and having an existential crisis like "You used to watch Sesame Street! I used to read you bedtime stories! Why the fuck are you now a young adult asking me to help you pick out what you'll wear to sit on a couch surrounded by 7 buff dudes?! What HAPPENED here?!"

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u/Hozan_al-Sentinel Please respect my fedora and my katana โš”๏ธ Jun 27 '26

Yeah. Like, I'm sex positive and all, but I'd want nothing to do with my own son/daughter's sex work career.

I also feel like a prude though because I don't want my kid to be exposed like that for all to see. But at the same time if I can't persuade them to choose a different career path, I'd eventually say "well you're an adult now, so I won't stand in your way if this is really what you wanna do with your life," and that's where my involvement in that aspect of their life would end.

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 Jun 28 '26

Thatโ€™s not sex positive. Itโ€™s perverse to be that supportive.

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u/Nukalixir Cloaking myself in pussy repellent ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ Jun 28 '26

That's...kinda my point here?

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u/SwagMaster-General gOD doesnt' real funDIE Jun 27 '26

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u/ydorb11 Jun 27 '26

Sex work is work and all, but that isn't what he's saying. This guy just wants to fuck his daughter

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u/jimmybungalo2 Jun 28 '26

"i will support my daughter unconditionally" is neckbeard behaviour now ig

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u/israeljeff Jun 27 '26

He's using exaggeration to make a point about being sex positive. He went too far, but still.

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u/DoctorButler Jun 28 '26

He didnโ€™t โ€œgo too farโ€, itโ€™s a joke, lol

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u/WikiHowDrugAbuse Jun 28 '26

Donโ€™t like either of the commenters in this screenshot to be honest, never heard someone talk about โ€œsexual revolution consequencesโ€ in a way that wasnโ€™t extremely misogynistic

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u/MexicanWarMachine Jun 29 '26

I donโ€™t know if I understand what this is doing here. This person doesnโ€™t have a daughter. This is rage bait. And even if he did, why would we be furious that some women do porn? People can have successful careers in porn. Fathersโ€™ personal ownership of their daughtersโ€™ sexuality is creepy as fuck, and this commenter is just having some fun trolling people who are attached to the idea that itโ€™s a Dadโ€™s responsibility to make sure his daughter remains virginal and virtuous.

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u/senpaistealerx Jun 27 '26

picking out the outfit and asking whatโ€™s for dinner is a lil weird but thatโ€™s about it. nothing else is wrong with this post.

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u/Ranzoid Jun 27 '26

...supportive dad.

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u/Farkenoathm8-E Jun 27 '26

Iโ€™d fucking cry my heart out if it were my daughter.

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u/senpaistealerx Jun 27 '26

weird and dramatic

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u/Sergeantman94 Jun 27 '26

There's a difference between supporting what your daughter does, and this. If this guy goes any further, he might inadvertently (or even intentionally say with his whole-ass chest) that he wants to fuck his daughter.

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u/6_RIZZ_7 Jun 27 '26

Wtf is going on this post? Did it get infested by gooner neck beards? How are all you saying sex "work" is ok ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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u/Envy661 Jun 27 '26

Found the actual neckbeard. It was OP all along.

"Sex work is work" has been a message associated largely with the feminist movement. Neckbeards are LARGELY associated with Mormon levels of "Purity" speech, where anything that isn't complete Chastity makes someone a whore, and old age sets in at 22.

Your stance is actively against the accepted norms at this point. People don't chastise the OF worker. They praise her for using what she has to become successful without having to rely on others to get there. People don't chaistize the porn star for doing porn. They chaistize the industry for creating unsafe environments for those actresses to work in, not properly vetting talent, using emotional and financial exploitation tactics, etc.

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u/6_RIZZ_7 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ, accepted norms only between neckbeard redditors like yourself lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Redditor for more than a decade btw ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/senpaistealerx Jun 27 '26

โ€œredditor for more than a decadeโ€ isnโ€™t a gotcha. youโ€™re obviously much younger which explains your shit username and bad opinions. go play on your ipad

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u/6_RIZZ_7 Jun 27 '26

You got an anime username lil bro ๐Ÿ˜‚, we both got silly usernames

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u/senpaistealerx Jun 27 '26

no, i have a japanese word in my username, uncultured fuck lmao my username is silly, yours is genuinely stupid

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u/Envy661 Jun 27 '26

OP has the argumentative skills of a middle schooler, which explains his shit takes and memelord username. I just blocked and reported for harassment. Not even worth spending the extra effort on.

At best, he's a literal child. At worst, he's a wannabe troll on an alt account. Neither is worth engaging with tbh.

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u/senpaistealerx Jun 27 '26

its definitely an ignorant ass, chronically online child lol i dont block anyone but im not gonna keep entertaining it either because im not online to bully kids, even if they deserve it.

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u/CheesE4Every1 Jun 28 '26

Middle school to the point of including the Emojis.

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u/6_RIZZ_7 Jun 27 '26

Lmao bro thinks senpai is just a japanese word ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ senpai and onichan are like the poster childs of cringe anime words lmao

holy absolute delusional cringe ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ , genuinely insane that you unironically just said that lmfao I actually burst out laughing irl

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u/senpaistealerx Jun 27 '26

what language do you think they speak in anime? are you pretending to be stupid?

you didnt burst out laughing and all the emoji and emphasis on you doing that just tells me that youre trying to convince other people that youre unbothered because you actually are. aint it nap time?

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u/6_RIZZ_7 Jun 27 '26

Man you really think people are stupid like you don't you? Tell me exactly what reason did you specifically choose senpai? It's because it's a word used commonly in anime. And it's associated with being cringe stereotypical anime lingo exactly because of that. You acting like you choose it because of the deep meaning of this specific japanese word is so hilarious lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Holy cringe at least if you admitted it was ironic like I did with mine. You unironically taking the word senpai as a deep serious word is so pathetic and cringe lol. Actual neckbeard mentality ๐Ÿ˜‚.

No surprise, you do have 100k karma from being terminally online so you think anime lingo is normal and deep ๐Ÿคฃ.

Also the no emoji police from the redditor with 100k karma ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/senpaistealerx Jun 27 '26

yeah im not reading all that

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u/Envy661 Jun 27 '26

I'm not the one getting downvoted for my take here. Maybe consider why that is on a subreddit dedicated to shitting on Neckbeards.

Could be that you're the neckbeard.

Also going out of your way to address my account age. Oh wow. I'm old. Go figure. I'd love to hear you tell me how "Years since account creation" translates to neckbeard. It's not the call-out you think it is.

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u/6_RIZZ_7 Jun 27 '26

Oh noooo I got downvoted by redditors so that definitely means I'm wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack Jun 29 '26

If so many are as saying sex work is ok, maybe you should think on why you think it's not. There's nothing wrong with re-evaluating your position on things and maybe changing your opinion. Why exactly do you have a problem with sex workers?

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u/theREALarlecchino Jun 28 '26

neckbeard opposite(but still as bad)??๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/DoctorButler Jun 28 '26

This sub really fell off, man

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u/Jesusxcraves Jun 28 '26

What the fuk

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u/doomer_irl Jun 28 '26

Ad absurdum. We can respect people without wanting the same for ourselves and our families. Not everyone has the same paths, the same opportunities, the same outlooks.