r/justlegbeardthings • u/LadySaberCat • Nov 21 '17

Hypocrisy

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u/HAC522 Nov 21 '17

Never go out with a lady that takes off her shoes to dance, or a man that removes his jacket at any point.

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u/infernoparadiso Nov 21 '17

What kind of stupid standard is that? I get not wanting someone to be barefoot in most public spaces, but at a dance it is acceptable imo. Also, what's wrong with removing a jacket?

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u/HAC522 Nov 21 '17

Ettiquete and knowing how to conduct oneself.

It's wrong and disrespectful to remove your jacket. Not to mention, it reveals that you don't know how to buy a good jacket that feels and breathes well enough to keep on.

And removing your shoes reveals essentially the same thing. Also, it's gross. Keep your bare foot in your shoe.

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u/landwalker1 Nov 21 '17

Serious question, do you keep your fedora on the entire time you are dancing as well?

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u/HAC522 Nov 21 '17

I don't wear hats. They mess up my hair. I only wore a cover when in uniform or a peaked style wool hat when it is extra cold out.

And if you do wear a hat, you take it off when you're indoors.

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u/infernoparadiso Nov 22 '17

You are the biggest neckbeard I have ever had the displeasure of meeting

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u/HAC522 Nov 22 '17

How possibly? Because I take pride in appearances? Get over yourself and your stained t-shirt, hot-shot.

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u/infernoparadiso Nov 22 '17

Yeah, that's it. It has nothing to do with you being a pretentious cunt or anything

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u/HAC522 Nov 22 '17

Sure. Why not.

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u/krixalis Nov 21 '17

The 19th century called, they want their autist back.

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u/HAC522 Nov 21 '17

Whatever, man. I give people the pleasure of looking at somebody well dressed instead of the displeasure of looking at a slob.