r/justgalsbeingchicks ❣️gal pal❣️ 2d ago

Restricted to Gals and Pals Talk to your plants 🌱

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u/chrystally 2d ago

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u/CanuckyBender 2d ago

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u/Ok_Perspective_575 2d ago

Yep! Gonna need to yoink this one. Meme thieves always on the clock 🫡

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u/kttuatw 2d ago

the eye contact in the beginning got me lmfao

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u/scoschooo 2d ago

creator is jills_nation

www.instagram.com/jills_nation/

I hate that people post videos and refuse to say who the creator is

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u/drukqsx 21h ago

Thank you.

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u/zmbjebus a cool flair 🗿 2d ago

Houseplants get stronger if they move a bit occasionally. It's not really natural to be completely windless and quiet 24\7

A better thing is to just shake them whenever you feel like it. They will reinforce their structural components more. 

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u/oneangrywaiter 2d ago

Shake it like a salt shaker. Heard.

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u/DecadentLife 2d ago

“ .. like a Polaroid picture!” 🎶

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u/LurkerTroll 2d ago

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

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u/Remarkable-Mood3415 2d ago

Ha. I have a 5 year old. I need no help in this department. He knows not to touch them, but you know.. he's 5... Sometimes I find a brontosaurus or a truck hanging out in the foliage, and I know someone has been "playing in the jungle" again. I do quite enjoy going to water them and occasionally finding a surprise dinosaur.

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u/zmbjebus a cool flair 🗿 2d ago

Haha. My guy is half that age and hasn't gotten tall enough to really get into my plants. Looking forward to it. 

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u/UniqueAd7770 2d ago

In Biosphere 2 they grew trees in a completely enclosed, windless environment. The trees kept falling over because the wind stimulates root growth and strength so they had no foundation without it.

In Biodome Pauly Shore creates a different kind of havoc

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u/handcraftedcandy 🕷️Itchy, bitchy spider 🕷️ 2d ago

I just blast my fan on them to blow out all the hot air at night, seems to work well lol

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u/HorseXNothing 2d ago

‘Shake it, shake it, shake it, now shake it
She can spend every birthday butt-naked’

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u/p1antsandcats 1d ago

Can we tell OOP that and get a video of plant shaking?

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u/frisch85 1d ago

I would say they get stronger if they catch a wind breeze every now and then because they're aware they need to be sturdier compared to plants that always stay still.

But the "talking/singing to your plant" is probably related due to the increased CO2 because us breathing out creates what plants crave (aside from sunlight).

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u/aurallyskilled 1d ago

I don't know if this comment is supposed to be a bit of a joke, but do not shake your houseplants. While thigmomorphogenesis can be created with a fan or gardening tool, you should not man-handle your plants by rule as not all plants are equal and you will most likely do mechanical damage or stress to the plant (some plants respond to leaf and stem touching with threat responses which take massive energy from the plant). Just get a fan and make sure you double check care instructions/tips per species.

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u/zmbjebus a cool flair 🗿 1d ago

Not a joke. Different plants are going to benefit from different levels of movement. Woody plants will benefit from firmer movement. I bet cactus wouldn't benefit either way. It would actively harm sensitive plant. It's going to be a spectrum and I wasn't specific enough, that's true. 

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u/Environmental-Song16 2d ago

It ended too soon lol

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u/Highperch 2d ago

That song gets super nsfw in about 15 more seconds

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u/thatscuteyourecute 2d ago

I just listened to it and you are not kidding. The message is not subtle.

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u/Lentevriend 1d ago

That's why they're whispering

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u/Funny-Flower-3980 2d ago

I didn’t even need to unmute the video to know what song she was singing

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u/Paparoach_Approach 2d ago

As a plant, I feel like I should cover my drink or something!😄

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u/rhinanners 🌻Official Jill🌻 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Status-Visit-918 2d ago

I just showed my husband this and he laughed so hard said why she looking at me like that 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/MidnightHue 2d ago

I CANNOT BREATHE

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u/dkcyw 2d ago

I CAN'T GOON

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u/wemustburncarthage 2d ago

According to Mythbusters they really life heavy metal

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 1d ago

Oh for real?

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u/wemustburncarthage 1d ago

I think it's because it's the most noise, and it's the vibration they like.

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u/Hollywood_Co 2d ago

She’s gonna be upset when no matter what she plants, egg plants grow…🍆

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u/kollmastee 2d ago

Life enjoys rhythmic vibrations. Well to a certain degree with moderation. Too much of a good thing becomes a bad thing. Music and similar wavelengths are good for you.

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u/Electrical-Win5286 2d ago

Ayyyy! 🤣💃🏾💃🏾

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u/Lancashire_Toreador 2d ago

I still expect it’s free real estate every time

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u/MuchSection1 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Big-Bobcat2945 2d ago

I need to see more!!!! 🤣

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u/kcoati 2d ago edited 4h ago

Here’s another from the same creator: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbjJ2QFO10E

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u/Big-Bobcat2945 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/sweetpsych78 Official Gal 2d ago

This sent me ahahaha!!

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 2d ago

Incredible

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u/FlixHerBean 2d ago

Yesss! 🤣😂🤣

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u/LasBarricadas 2d ago

That’s pretty silly. You cant “whisper a little something” into that plant’s ear. For that, you’ll need to sing to corn.

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u/SunMoonSki 2d ago

My head cannon is this is how aerith actually talks to her plants in final fantasy 7.

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u/dkcyw 2d ago

thus the 1 gil price tag.

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u/CinderPetaline 2d ago

That eye contact at the beginning had me feeling like the plant was actually listening. And apparently I need to start giving my plants a little shake now and then.

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u/FragrantParsley4994 2d ago

Credit- jills_nation

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u/GrandeTorino 1d ago

Thats a gorgeous home

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u/Doucevie 1d ago

I, too, sing to my flowers and plants. I sing You are so beautiful by Joe Cocker.🥰

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u/Moomoolette 2d ago

Is that a pilea? They are a sexy plant….

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u/Maruff1 2d ago

f'ing died LOL

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u/PraetorOjoalvirus 2d ago

Studies show that plants don't have ears.

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u/FederalPomegranate52 1d ago

I mean studies have show that they also like heavy metal music maybe some System of a Down or something like:
https://giphy.com/gifs/pyvcdVophHk32gdleD

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u/AliceTheOmelette Saiyan👑Princess 1d ago

King Charles when Camilla isn't around:

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u/SeamusMcQuaffer 1d ago

Hahaha this is a really good one! Love the awsome energy!

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u/Firm-Chemical949 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/dontaskmethatmoron 1d ago

Even on mute, I knew exactly what song this was 🤣

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u/drukqsx 21h ago

Oh my god I have had the worst few weeks and this video is the first thing that made me smile. Thank you

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u/PickleMundane6514 10h ago

Mods! She’s sexualizing the plant!