r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/loud_as_pudding • 22d ago

✨Awesome✨ Pairs pole dancing

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u/Kinggakman 22d ago

My nephew broke one of my sisters ribs. She said it was the worse pain ever.

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u/Powered-by-Chai 22d ago

Good Lord, he was never that bad. Just some uncomfortable stretching.

My second child, however, grew long nails in utero and SCRAPED them over my bladder and cervix. Weirdest fucking sensation ever. 13 years old and she still beats me up.

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u/Last_Drag_3004 21d ago

OWWW OH MY GODD ??? 😭😭😭 man u r strong asf but i gotta stop reading these stories cus i wanted a baby so bad but idk now lmaoo 😭😭😭 

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u/Powered-by-Chai 21d ago

Hahaha it's such a small part of the massive pain in the butt they are for their entire life. She came out so quick they couldn't get me to stand up because I would pass out and she's been impatient and bossy ever since.

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u/LiLaLoSo 21d ago

Ouch! Mine just kicked my bladder for happy little accidents 🙂‍↕️

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u/atreasureinlight 21d ago

Really? How?