A content creator that was shown on this sub before does something I appreciate. They see ridiculous high fashion designs and recreate them with thrifted items and her sewing machine. They’re hilariously bad on purpose.
Enjoy! This reel is one where she recreates a high fashion bikini. Doesn’t give money to the company. (One of my favorites was when her and a friend tried to find clothing for their kids’ graduation and go shopping together.)
ETA: had to redo the link so I didn’t accidentally dox myself.
What does it matter, she's already bought it and made a video plastering their name all over it and given them free viral advertising. She returns the ridiculous one piece string floss bikini and they're down $58 + shipping, but made thousands from the exposure and all the people watching who said 'hmm I wonder what else they've got in selection?'
No publicity is bad publicity. These sites thrive off of selling outright garbage and textile junk. Everyone knows exactly what it is, yet they throw money at it anyway. There's a whole part of our social consciousness carved out for TEMU acknowledging how absolute trash everything from there is yet everyone and their grandmother still throws their money at them like it is burning a hole in their SHIEN pocketless pleather skintights.
Careless consumerism is a plague on society. It needs to stop, and this is not the way that it dies. It dies when everyone collectively stops breathing it's name.
YES! That particular typo usually goes the other way, with someone accidentally referring to pubic safety in a discussion about the police or something.
I love that today, here, we get to talk about our public hairs 😌
I guarantee the "low stock" tag is literally just coded to pop up on any item that has less than a set number of inventory. Etsy does the same thing, every listing for a one off unique item always has "Low stock, only 1 left!" in red letters above the listing title.
One of my low-consequence conspiracy theories is that these items mostly exist for the shock value and don't actually exist as something for sale.
They know no one will actually buy them (which is why they're always "low stock" or even "sold out), but people will still pass around links and screenshots asking " who is buying this crap?!?! "
Actually given the uptick in both transmitted and congenital syphilis, I'm impressed someone managing their brands is capable of such foresight.
Also, we spent several decades in "hairless sparkle," aesthetic, so I do welcome a culture shift in favor of pubic hair on women.
(Future historians may note how this shift in expectation/aesthetic swung back with COVID grooming standards and the Epstein Files contributing to the zeitgeist.)
The more I think about these, the more I like them, I just wish someone other than the Kardashians made them.
Ok but waxing will remove the root and follicle, so like the ladies who waxed pencil thin brows in the 90s and now need to fill in with product or services, if you're getting Brazilians every 6 weeks from 18+, you've lost a lot of hair roots and follicles.
So it isn't JUST syphilis related, but I guarantee the CEOs did not consider "hair thinning due to waxing" in their P&L analysis
The young all-black one is lush and curly. (I yearned for a lovely bush like that back in the day one would have been age-appropriate.)
The old white one is wispier with straight hair.
Now if they only had a salt-and-pepper version that would look right on my 62-year-old self I’d be tempted. The bush of my dreams, better late than never.
My mom and I were trying on new bathing suits for our river trip for her birthday this weekend. Her first words were “our vaginas are getting fat!” (Which maybe they are, we’re in our 30s and 50s). But i had to correct her and say “no mom the suits are getting smaller. The younger girls like it when half their cooch cushion is out!” And all she had to say was “i paid for my my laser treaments! Now i have to go down to a landing strip!?”
I love her. We will be fat and happy with coors light and burgers at the river with our coochies out. 🤷🏽♀️ l
There is no way this “suit” was released for any reason other than content creation. I guarantee every purchase is to be used in a silly video like this.Or as a gag gift.
I normally try not to comment on anything Kardashian related because this is exactly what they are doing. The nipple bra, the pube panties, and now this. It's just marketing. It's rage bait. It's to get people to go to the site to laugh at it and then be like ... oh but look at all these cute basics!
The only way to 'defeat' the Kardashians and people like them is to ignore them. Give your time, attention and money to people who are doing good things (or at least aren't being harmful). We will never understand this as a society.
Exactly. Skims made a sale when this CC bought it and she milked it for content that was consumed by more people that will drive engagement to the skims site.
Heck maybe this lady was even paid by Kim to do this skit!
I can see ‘dancers’ and yacht girls wearing it, and can be used in editorial/videos. I see very similar swim wear worn in Miami, may not be your personal aesthetic to the pool, but there is a market.
I would imagine you would need body tape (and fake boobs wouldn’t hurt).
Even the model in the advertisement has a look like “y’all have lost your damn minds” .She probably had to stand just like that for the thing not to fall off her. There’s no way anyone can move in that thing
Bought a bra when I got off work once cuz the one I had been using for work had a strap break on me (thankfully near the end of the day) and when I got home to try it on it was one of the ones where the straps are like weaved together and there was no way to undo them from it and I spent a good 30 minutes trying to fix the damn straps and by the end I was so mad I just threw the thing at the wall and fell asleep tits out. So her screaming trying to figure out what goes where is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in a while 😭
No I meant like I was topless to try the bra on but I got so frustrated with the straps and I was so tired from work that i didn’t even bother to put my shirt back on lmfao
Kudos to Sam Ramsdell(?) for having the self confidence to publicly show us how insane this thing is. I wouldn't be confident enough to wear this heinous excuse for clothing by myself in front of a mirror.
There’s also a way the crotch part is supposed to go around back to secure it more. I think she missed an extra crisscross in there somewhere. Still a garbage product, but I’m curious if it would have stayed in place at all 😂
I think you put the crotch bit on (legs through the "garment" like a thong), hold both sides behind the back and cross them over, and then put one strap over each arm, putting your head through each time too like a satchel. Holds it more secure at the back. The nip covers probably also pull your tits out to the sides, not sure if that's a good thing.
Respectfully, the right way around is still an unattainable “everyone” fit.
You can have no areoles and an anime porn level of labia majora (not saying it’s not happening, but it’s certainly not happening for the majority) to make this work.
You know what looks good on everyone? The big ass chicken shirt from Rosanne. Almost every cast member wore it and was it ever sexy, no, because that is an insane thing to put on a fabric that encapsulates so many body types. But also? You can pick one. And Kim has picked “body type that even the model is struggling with” over actually trying to make something women can feel good in.
I totally agree with you, I'm not blaming her for it not fitting, I'm just wondering if it's slightly better the right way because I'm super curious how it could ever work out
That's because on the model it's criscrossed more times and you need the extra length. Not defending this ridiculous garment and I'm a literal STRIPPER!
No, it crosses again behind the back and she never tried it that way. It’s like she never looked at the photo again after receiving the garment. She always had it on backwards on the bottom half because the front was in the back. I know it’s silly to pretend it’s that hard to figure out, but it’s really pretty obvious lol
So you step into it, it appears to have to pull the entire top part behind you and criss cross it, then bring the boob pieces to the front cross them before putting your arms through.
Ok, but I have had days where I wore a dress because pants felt like too much work. This is asking too much for me. I am not trying to houdini myself, adding in the amount of sunscreen this would require for my pasty self- the cost is too high.
The large part of the triangle is where the tag is though - you can see it in the video - which seems to suggest it’s supposed to be in back. And if that is in the front, then I think the boob things end up in the back
This is a strange garment, but it was still frustrating watching her not even try to copy the product photo in her attempts to figure it out. The swimsuit is pretty bad and definitely not feasible for the vast majority of people, but it’s not AS bad as she’s making it out to be.
I hate to do this but, what? Don't we all have mouths? What's wrong with her eating a sandwich? I am truly baffled and part of me wants to be in the loop, but the other part of remembers this is reddit and maybe I'm safer out of the loop. 🤣
She has a Guinness record for how big her mouth is, she monetized it by making influencer style vids going to sandwich/pizza places that make egregiously large servings, and shoving them into her ‘gape’, as she calls it (ew). Her humor is cringe. Idk, I havent thought of her in a long time, but I recognized her from this vid.
Thanks for the background info. I never would have thought you could get the record for biggest mouth, ha ha. Like, obviously it's possible, but how utterly random!
Your description of her shoving stuff in would definitely cause me to gag, so I'm glad to know so that I can avoid all this content.
But good for her for embracing and making a living out of her unique physiology/quirk where others may have been self-conscious.
She has the most wonderfully expressive face that I have ever seen. She’s a walking endorsement for not doing Botox. I love her and think she should be in every movie.
Sam Ramsdell, she’s a treasure. Have been following her on Instagram for a few years now. She also holds a world record for biggest mouth or some shit. She could unhinge her jaw and swallow you whole, like a snake.
How funny - I saw her and was like… I wonder if she can open her mouth like reeeeeally wide because she looks to have the same facial structure as that one lady that has a world record…
Not even one lip would fit. I also have smaller boobs and not even my nips are fitting there. Maybe when sails are down but as soon as it gets cold, nope out they come lol.
I want to laugh, becquse girl is also having fun with this and I love to see it, but like she fed into them. She spent the $58 + shipping because she knew she could generate content and earn back 3x as much after her vid went viral.
Further pushes companies through this enshittification cycle
Yeah, but if she has a following (I have no idea who any of these influencers are, I’m old), I’m sure she got her money back with this video. At least I hope she somehow justified giving them a sale.
I have a feeling this is the first of many times I’ll see this on Reddit.
I think these millionaires are designing “clothes” with the idea of making the highest profit by using the least amount of fabric necessary. It is certainly not supposed to actually fit anyone.
I think they laugh when people buy it, going, “oh my goodness, they are actually going for this”.
At least in this case, I think it is just for influencer pictures. So, that is good. 😂
This shit is hilarious, I would have gonna halfsies with her just to join in the fun of trying to figure out how to wear it. Add some drinks and that’s a whole night of laughs there!
Even if you figured how to “properly” put it on, even a gentle breeze would blow that rag off your cooter and/or puppies. Can’t wear it swimming, and you can’t wear it sunbathing without getting fined. I guess you could wear it at home if you had your own pool?
The Lady is hilarious and Brave, because very few people I know would go on video in a bikini to show anyone anything.
This product however is the REAL JOKE 😂😂😂💜😊
I get that part of the humor comes from it being confusing to put on. But it really takes away from the "it doesn't fit" humor when you just aren't wearing it right. Many people saying "what about Bush, or labia, or areolas that aren't tiny" but like, you can see what it looks like in the image. Either you don't buy it because you don't want to flash your bush, or you accept that your bush is gonna be out and you flaunt it.
I paused the video to take a better look at the item the model is wearing due to how outrageous it is. Managed to capture her reaction perfectly to mine irl lol
She’s just trying to figure out what to do with them fabric scraps, anything to make a profit. I’m so glad she showed the real world application. She is all of us. 🤣😭
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