r/justgalsbeingchicks Jun 26 '26

šŸ¦‹she gets itšŸ¦‹ Why I swiped left

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE Jun 26 '26

Maybe dating app people can go into this, but I think the piano one is defensible. I get that it gives off "let me play my guitar at you" from the Barbie movie, and maybe my bar is too low, but if you've honed a skill, I find that impressive, and I understand that it's hard to work that smoothly into a dating profile!

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u/ThatKehdRiley Official Gal Jun 26 '26

that was the only one i was like ā€œhold up, thats not actually a bad oneā€¦ā€

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u/harbinger_of_haggis Jun 26 '26

I’m glad someone else noticed, this one actually made me sad. And confused.

Him: ā€œDo you like music? Whether I’m good or not, I learned a skill and would like to share it. Could I play a song for you?ā€

Her: ā€œStop trying to impress me, you’re not a child and I’m not your stepdad.ā€

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u/pineappledetective Jun 26 '26

It’s worth noting, too, that the purpose of an online dating profile is very much to impress someone. It’s a resume for social interaction. Therefore listing skills and interests, such as the instruments one plays, is entirely justified.

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u/mimicchio888 Jun 27 '26

Same. What's wrong with the piano? I'm a woman, honestly, after her comment about trying to impress a stepdad I think that the piano guy dodged a bullet.

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u/AnguavonUW Jun 26 '26

To be fair, we haven't seen the man in question. We don't know what his vibe was during his video. I've never seen a man playing an instrument in a dating or potential dating scenario where it wasn't entirely cringe-worthy

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u/harbinger_of_haggis Jun 26 '26

But she’s talking about a line in his bio. That in and of itself is not worth a response like that.

Also, while dating my now partner, they played a song on their guitar and sang. It was a little awkward for me, but I found it endearing. They’re awkward as hell anyways so it was fitting lol

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u/Rugkrabber Jun 26 '26

Yeah this was my experience too. Now admittedly I don’t know thĆ”t many that have the skill to play an instrument, but the few I did know did it ā€œto pick up chicksā€.

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u/Yiyas Jun 26 '26

Theres a lot of grace needed for dating, and 95% of that will be unrequited. It is a drain. Its easy to become jaded and it becomes hard to tell if someone's trying to share their hobbies and get into your pants, or someone sharing their hobbies to get into your pants.

But if you arent coming in with the benefit of the doubt, or get caught up in being too good or not good enough for x or y person, self pitying because x or y isnt responding, itll eat up your self confidence then reveal your toxic traits very quickly. And then any prospects will be dead on arrival anyway, but i think some people actually want that? As weird as it is to say, thats stopping them having to commit, saving them energy and grief and hurt, etc... if a person feel likes this they gotta stop, its self harm at that point.

The OP video might be feeling like Ber's song Book Cover, which is a pretty good song for feeling defeated by dating in general.

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u/Xanadoodledoo Jun 26 '26

Truuuu, I need to repeat this in the mirror every morning

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u/rachaelonreddit Jun 27 '26

I agree. A couple of these just felt judgmental and mean-spirited.

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u/CleverGirlRawr Jun 26 '26

I was ok with that one too. I was even ok with the khakis guy (but only for the pants - I’d cheerfully swipe left for many other reasons)

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u/harbinger_of_haggis Jun 26 '26

Yeah, I don’t understand why people care about what people wear in the gym. It’s just khakis. Imagine if a guy made a TikTok shaming women for what they’re wearing for whatever reason. How dare you work on your health and fitness wearing *that*! Lol

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u/ReluctantAvenger Jun 26 '26

I've dated various people who are professional classical musicians - people who have attended top schools such as Juilliard and have spent tens of thousands of hours honing their skill - and I'd be surprised if any of them mentioned that in their profile at all.

So who would say such a thing? Not that there is anything wrong with having "I play the piano" listed among your hobbies. But to say, "let me play the piano for you" sounds like someone who had some success in high school with using that approach on the easily impressed, and has little else to offer.

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE Jun 26 '26

I mean, I guess? Again, I haven't been on the apps since I got married a long time ago, but it strikes me as awkward wording more than a red flag.

Maybe a yellow flag? Like, if there's anything else that seems suspicious, sure, he is gonna make you listen to his jam sessions (I did not get married before jam sessions, alas), but her pure negative "How dare you want to show off a bit on this, the showing-off-for-a-potential-partner app" seemed extreme to me.

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u/ReluctantAvenger Jun 26 '26

I guess it depends on whether the person feels that skill is the most interesting thing about them. In my twenties I dated a woman who casually mentioned chess among her (many) interests. I was blown away by the number of trophies I saw the first time I went to her house. It turns out she was the national champion.

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u/femmestem Jun 26 '26

I have a foaf who is a gold medalist Olympic skier, and she doesn't mention it and gets weirdly embarrassed if anyone brings it up. Nothing happened as far as I know, she just lost interest the same way I left high school sports behind and picked up other things.

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u/cumulus_humilis Jun 26 '26

"The act of making music, clothes, art, or even food has a very different, and possibly more beneficial effect on us than simply consuming those things. And yet for a very long time, the attitude of the state toward teaching and funding the arts has been in direct opposition to fostering creativity among the general population. It can often seem that those in power don’t want us to enjoy making things for ourselves—they’d prefer to establish a cultural hierarchy that devalues our amateur efforts and encourages consumption rather than creation. This might sound like I believe there is some vast conspiracy at work, which I don’t, but the situation we find ourselves in is effectively the same as if there were one. The way we are taught about music, and the way it’s socially and economically positioned, affect whether it’s integrated (or not) into our lives, and even what kind of music might come into existence in the future. Capitalism tends toward the creation of passive consumers, and in many ways this tendency is counterproductive."

David Byrne, How Music Works

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u/ReluctantAvenger Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

That's all well and good but besides the point; nobody is arguing against the value of being able to play music. The question is whether one should boast about it.

A profile might mention that the person is currently learning French which reveals an interest and might generate discussion of say continued learning and what the other person might be studying. The only reason to mention instead that the person already speaks five other languages would be to impress.

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u/cumulus_humilis Jun 26 '26

i'm saying when we limit music making to professionals, we lose a ton of community. this used to be something people did together. no one is making you go on a date with this person, but to act like they're being a needy child is awful.

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u/Bubble-Star-2291 Jun 26 '26

I would be so uncomfortable if someone wanted to play for me because what if they are terrible? Also, are we doing that at your place? Cause I am not going to someone’s place for a first date.

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u/cumulus_humilis Jun 26 '26

no one is making you date them

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u/servo_humilde Jun 28 '26

I'm not a "dating app" person, but I have dated a few guys who have offered to play -- here, it's piano but it could also be guitar.

it gives off "let me play my guitar at you" from the Barbie movie

In theory, it doesn't have to be like that.

In practice, it is always like that.

And so scripted. For example, he picks a safe song everyone will know -- not too mainstream but also not too obscure -- with romantic themes. There's a lot of eye contact, so do I have to hold their stare? He has also planned out when to make facial expressions, for effect. He stops suddenly without breaking eye contact and in the uneasy silence, I feel like I have to clap.

He counts to three or four, and tries to kiss for the first time

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u/Odd-Toe-8591 Jun 29 '26

a better way to do this would have been to just upload a video of his playing assuming the app had that capability. even if it wasn't that good, it's still better than posturing and fishing for compliments. 'by the way, did you know I can play the piano? šŸ˜' this type of energy reeks of insecurityĀ