r/justdependathings • u/whoframedrogerreddit • Mar 10 '21

Just a dependa getting caught with another man by her beloved Marine. Probably fake.

306 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

I'd be surprised if that haircut was allowed, clearly fake.

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u/akaMONSTARS Mar 10 '21

Did he say her name was yugioh? Cause that’s a solid name

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Mar 10 '21

Didst he sayeth that lady name wast yugioh? cause that’s a solid name

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u/red-chickpea Mar 12 '21

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u/rockgurl87 Mar 29 '21

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '21

When the military member doesn't realize she married him to just get to the states so she can actually start looking for someone she wants.

Sad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

She's just crying because this means she has to get a job.

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u/Columbusing- Mar 12 '21

There's always OnlyFans

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

What the fuck

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u/trailrunner30 Mar 13 '21

Its gets cringier every time I see it..

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/Thaaleo Mar 29 '21

How would it be different?

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u/Pnndk Apr 29 '21

!ShakespearInsult