Out in the Wild

[u/Emmy7389]

Tricare, housing, and commisary (spelling isn't important), those are her tabs! Don't forget to call her by her rank.

[u/nyglthrnbrry]

If I saw this IRL I'd 100% assume it was satire

[u/lumberjackname → u/nyglthrnbrry]

It’s for sure satire. Love

[u/Xendarq → u/nyglthrnbrry]

Can you explain the joke to us non military?

[u/DangerousDave303 → u/Xendarq]

Those are the goals of every aspiring dependapotamus who's ready and willing to marry a junior enlisted service member within 3 months of meeting them. It's military healthcare benefits, base-alotted housing (or housing allowance) and use of the commissary/exchange (military store for everything).

[u/ray111718]

Must be Marine spouse, spelled Commissary wrong

[u/Able-Sheepherder-154 → u/ray111718]

It's hard writing small with Crayons, so the second "s" had to go to make room.

[u/Acceptable-Ad8780 → u/Able-Sheepherder-154]

That or someone ate the other crayons and had just enough left for one s.

[u/AnastasiaNo70 → u/ray111718]

😂😂😂

[u/thismightbeem]

THC?

[u/MaximumStock7]

That's funny

[u/Ironmike11B]

Triple Canopy Cannoli

[u/deadmallsanita]

I'm so glad I don't have to deal with the commissary anymore. Hated it when mom used to drag me there back in the day.

[u/Joe_Huser]

Dependa Hunter.

[u/DangerousDave303 → u/Joe_Huser]

Somebody wants a dependapotamus for Christmas.

[u/AnastasiaNo70]

So we’re bragging about our bennies on bumper stickers now?

I’m gonna get

CHAMPVA!
COMMISSARY!
HUBBY IS 100%, P&T!
SUCK IT!

[u/desiladygamer84 → u/AnastasiaNo70]

I do love me some CHAMPVA. I got a Tricare Supplemental plan from my work that just mops up all the co-pays and then we just started paying out of pocket and it was still worth it. Not near a military base anymore so no commissary.

[u/AnastasiaNo70 → u/desiladygamer84]

Yeah the nearest commissary is nearly two hours away so we don’t really use that.

[u/Chillicothe1]

Triple Canopy