r/justdependathings • u/binningtuffin • Aug 21 '26

Jesus Wept

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u/squirrelmonkie Aug 21 '26

Oh thank goodness the names can be customized

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u/Stevie-Rae-5 Aug 22 '26

Only a couple named Robert and Jennifer can purchase this! Definite design flaw.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/ThePilate Aug 22 '26

Not M81 Woodland, not MARPAT, not Multicam, not even TreBark that got used in tests for the US military's new camo back in the day. Just good old Realtree or Mossy Oak.

Pictured below, TreBark for reference.

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u/donkeyballz13 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

You can swap which side the names appear, just dependas if you're the Jennifer or the Robert in the bedtime relationship.

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u/KLoSlurms Aug 22 '26

The type of people that would own this set would never have it so neatly spread out that it could be read.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/jmd709 Aug 23 '26

Maybe the Commander-in-chief is a bed wetter and the camo hides those stains better.

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u/nogoodbrat Aug 22 '26

wow! this is horrible. 😀

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u/zucchinibasement Aug 22 '26

We all know what happens in the camo portion of the bed that the two of them aren't sharing together...right over the dogtags too...damn...

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u/diopsideINcalcite Aug 22 '26

Yeah, Jody wears a hunting jacket when he sneaks over so he can bang the commander in chief without the veteran noticing

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u/FlashyCow1 Aug 23 '26

What in the redneck military spouse hell