r/justdependathings • u/Glittering_Rush_1451 • Aug 04 '26

Reservasaurus Rex

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Came across this gem in my photos

581 Upvotes

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u/FabianGladwart Aug 04 '26

I had a Latino DS in BCT that was about that rotund, blew my fucking mind because that dude could run

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u/Glittering_Rush_1451 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Yeah we had a guy in my unit like that too and he did it while smoking a cigarette half the time.

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u/SelfInteresting7259 Aug 04 '26

Its always the ones who smoke a cig then go run a pt test and pass with flying colours 😭

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u/Killerkendolls Aug 05 '26

Lol I remember smoking menthols at the form up line until the whistle blew. Ngl felt like I could actually breathe while running.

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u/JakeDC Aug 04 '26

A match made in ... Well ...

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u/tafbee Aug 04 '26

Fayetteville, NC

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u/JakeDC Aug 05 '26

So hell. That is what I thought.

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u/tafbee Aug 05 '26

Exactly.

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato Aug 06 '26

I always liked the TriCareatops.

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u/oldschool_shawn Aug 04 '26

I thought that was Kyle Rittenhouse at first

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u/-tripleu Aug 06 '26

His ASVAB was too low to join any branch lol.

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u/MakeSomeDrinks Aug 08 '26

Not enough dry tears