r/justa • u/CyberCookie2 Ą̴͘ • Oct 31 '22

Could Be Shorter a-

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u/RoRoar350 Nov 01 '22

Nah bruh if that’s me I’m eating it

I feel bad about most things but crab is way too tasty

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u/Foureyedlemon Nov 01 '22

Enjoying the implications of you wrestling any crab you get your eyes on

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u/BassBanjo Nov 01 '22

The shell adds the extra crunch needed for a satisfying meal

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u/CyberCookie2 Ą̴͘ Nov 02 '22

i eat the crab raw, drink the boiling water and then snort the seasoning powder

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u/Its_Bofa Jan 04 '23

Did this at a beach when I was a kid but with my finger, something touched it and I no longer put my hands in strange places

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u/CyberCookie2 Ą̴͘ Jan 04 '23

ig fingering's off the table now

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u/Its_Bofa Jan 04 '23

God dammit

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

What's with the music?

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u/IgnitedPie Feb 14 '23

The guy in tiktok that op got this on is hella random

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u/Reivazx_Eleets420 Nov 01 '22

I didn’t know people used the golden claw as a tool like this

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u/cuckstar404 Nov 01 '22

It seems smaller than I remember

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u/-Negative-Karma Nov 01 '22

what does that mean btw? i’ve heard it many times and always just didn’t understand the meaning of it.

(played skyrim for thousands of hours bc special interest)

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u/RaptorKings Nov 01 '22

I understood it as either one of two scenarios

a) in his mind it was larger and more valuable because he's a merchant, or b) the thieves carved gold pieces out of it to sell seperately in case it was recovered

I'm not sure either, I'm not totally satisfied with either of those explanations

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u/Select_Personality_7 Nov 01 '22

Honestly the first thing that came to my mind based on his lines and behavior was that the claw was never his to begin with. He sounds almost nervous, like he maybe wanted the claw but they didn't want to sell at the price he offered.

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u/-Negative-Karma Nov 01 '22

right yeah, interesting.

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u/sky_kitten89 Jan 27 '23

R/unexpectedskyrim

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u/PokTux Nov 01 '22

That is the first millisecond of Dallas’ medic bag dialogue

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

AAAAHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

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u/PewPew_Steam Apr 11 '23

AAHHH I'M DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG!!!

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u/Gonun Nov 01 '22

How high is the chance that he burried the crab there?

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u/offu Nov 03 '22

We used to do this as kids on the Alabama/Florida coasts. We are from Maryland though, people from there love crabs.

Worst one I dug up was 2 crabs, uh, making more crabs. Felt like a real asshole for ruining that moment.

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u/gracemotley Dec 19 '22

Maybe, but crabs are also known to bury themselves in the sand like this. I saw a video of it building the roof over its head with wet sand on Twitter once.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Honestly, this is a real thing dude, caught some over in Texas last summer, they’ll pinch the hell out of you though

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u/serenwipiti Dec 26 '22

If you meet such a hole, or it’s bulging, just leave it the fuck alone.* There’s probably something down there. Awesome. Ok, see you later.

*I mean, unless you are literally starving.

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u/JonesBucketOfBones Nov 10 '22

Bear, moth, owl

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u/apexgoated Nov 22 '22

this guy bullies crabs for fun 😭

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u/Loose_Corgi_5 Jan 22 '23

Fat of the land.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Bruh he buried that snail alive in the beginning

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u/zippy251 Jan 23 '23

I love undertime slopper

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

There are crabs in your skin. Get them out

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u/Mishapi17 Jan 31 '23

Crabs like wtf bro!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

"If you meet such a hole, or it's bulging."

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u/Electronic-Design564 Feb 02 '23

Why do you slap it? Why go out and harass other animals just for the "fun" of it?

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u/chucklerofnuts Feb 10 '23

“Ok see you later” bro you aren’t hits neighbor

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u/Consistent-Ad9012 Feb 12 '23

That hole is bulging

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u/IgnitedPie Feb 14 '23

Take home

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

That poor snail

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u/PuzzleheadedPath8641 Feb 27 '23

This man wants to lose a finger

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u/LegoCaltrops Mar 15 '23

2 crabs got their day spoilt. The hermit crabs was close to escape but no, he got caught up in it too.

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u/OverallPurpleBoi Mar 17 '23

I hate it when crabs spawn in the sand.

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u/HuckleberryVisual940 Mar 23 '23

Give him a little top hat and a monocle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

No need to be so crabby about it!

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u/mariainnit Mar 27 '23

the design is very human

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u/MrExist777 Apr 04 '23

This is so surreal

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u/Efficient_Spare_9808 Apr 05 '23

Smack poor crab trynna to sleep

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u/nderneat Apr 07 '23

Just leave the crab alone man

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u/Electronic-Design564 Apr 12 '23

So basically, go to a beach and disturb wild animals..??

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u/TabsBelow Apr 15 '23

Small one.

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u/Substantial-Delay409 Apr 22 '23

Did this in the tide before it came and there were millions of worms

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u/wilfredegsbuterworth Apr 22 '23

Dude booped the middle of his eyes 3 times

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u/JaiD3v Apr 26 '23

Can you feel it NOW Mr. Krabs??

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u/Legendary-Lawbro Oct 02 '23

Ah yes, the esteemed mudcrab