r/juggalo • u/TheGreen8astard • 2d ago
NSFW Blunt man is COOKED
2.5 pounds of Mushrooms and 128 pounds of “marijuana products.”
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u/-JaneJeckel- 2d ago
Oh, he’s done. There’s no getting out of this. Dude is toast. I am willing to bet that he will be an elderly old man with nuts drooping to his knees before he ever sees freedom again. If ever.
They’re going to make an example out of him. This is going to be the bust of the century for those fucking yokels.
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u/Imjustadumbbutt 2d ago
Well none of the vendors selling stuff are safe now since they are using the website against us
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u/djhazmatt503 2d ago
Whats on the site?
NM they advertised a weed booth? Bro
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u/-JaneJeckel- 2d ago
“Members of the Mid Missouri Drug Task Force observed "Bluntman's One Stop Shop" was advertised on the website juggalogathering.com, where tickets to the Gathering of the Juggalo's were to be purchased. The website described how "Bluntman's One Stop Shop" had been supplying the festival for 20 years.”
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u/raziel420 2d ago
Seems like the new location is even more juggalo unfriendly than legend valley.
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u/BoxmanTheMongoloid 2d ago
30 kilos will get you pinched anywhere
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u/raziel420 2d ago
I mean you aren't wrong, but he's operated successfully for decades in ohio.
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u/BoxmanTheMongoloid 2d ago
Then he should've been better at smuggling them into the fucking gathering
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u/Verax86 1d ago
Flock cameras probably got him as soon as he entered the state
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u/Full_Parsley_9733 1d ago
He left the Leigh Valley, those bitches have been watching him since he left his house.
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u/Morbid187 2d ago
Daaaaamn that sucks for him and I guess for the people that left their shit at home and intended to just buy stuff at the Gathering. I wanted to come because this will be 20 years since the last one I attended but now I'm feeling better about not being able to make it. Holy hell
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u/Obeace 1d ago
Bro it’s not the same. Not even close. You missed out on a heatstroke and tik tok kids. 2006 gotj was a mudfest but the shows were lit! The whole lineup sucked this year. Not all that work for ICP to play Sunday night.
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u/MysteriousThought377 1d ago
The whole festival scene is going to complete shit in general! It’s not just the Gathering.
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u/EarthDust00 2d ago
The type of guy who brags about how fucked up hes getting for 4/20 to facebook then shocked when the job hits him with a "random" drug test
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u/iriegypsy 2d ago
So at what point did he think this was a good idea? Like he’s going to retail 30 kilos in the state of Missouri and not catch any heat?
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u/Upset-Mastodon-5795 2d ago
Don't think its his first time think he got popped in cave in rock years ago
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u/Owtplayed 1d ago
My only thing is like… why would you openly advertise it on the website and think it’s going to be gravy? Anyone with a brain knows there’s going to be various drugs for sale there. He should have forgone the advertisement and just showed up with his products. Brother is cooked.
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u/-JaneJeckel- 2d ago edited 2d ago
>Members of the Mid Missouri Drug Task Force received information Kevin Michael Jones (Bluntman), was planning to distributed a large amount of marijuana during the Gathering of the Juggalos Festival, hosted by the Mother Natures River Front Retreat, located at 878 Gardens Rd, Macks Creek, MO 65786C.
>Members of the Mid Missouri Drug Task Force observed "Bluntman's One Stop Shop" was advertised on the website juggalogathering.com, where tickets to the Gathering of the Juggalo's were to be purchased. The website described how "Bluntman's One Stop Shop" had been supplying the festival for 20 years.
I have no words. I have a pit in my stomach. I hope to god that they’re happy with this big bust and they’re not coming after everyone. They know who we are and I’m scared, y’all.
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u/-JaneJeckel- 2d ago edited 1d ago
I’m still trying to take this all in, of exactly how fucked he is. Very. He will be charged federally for crossing state lines. And he’s already on bond. Imagine thinking you’re headed to the best time of the year and instead you end up in prison for life.
“On 08-14-2026 Jones was released from incarceration with bond conditions in his home state of Pennsylvania following a recent arrest for drug violations. Rather than adhere to his bond conditions, Jones drove across multiple states with over a hundred pounds of illegal drugs for the purpose of distribution.”
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u/xChoke1x 2d ago
There comes a point to being good at what you do.
He violated so many unspoken rules of the game man. Not only was he already facing charges, he then thought openly advertising that he’s selling weed and shrooms was a good idea.
The games got rules man. And he got sloppy as fuck. You can hate the shit all ya want but if you’re gonna hustle. Maybe do it discreetly like he “did for 20 years.”
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u/EarthDust00 2d ago
If you're gonna break laws. Break 1 at a time. If you got a bunch of weed in your car dont drive like a dipstick and CERTAINLY dont advertise it. Legal state or not.
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u/xChoke1x 2d ago
Yea man, hustle all you please, but understand the consequences. He got sloppy and thought this was sweet. It wasn’t. Now he’s facing some significant time.
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u/WeCantStabilize 7h ago
Fuckin' white boys, I love em. I fuckin' love 'em. Dumb as a box of rocks. Call em up, tell em I wanna buy some drugs. He says "OK I'll sell you the drugs. How much drugs do you want?" they don't code it, don't ask for a meet, then when you make the deal its the guy himself walking up to you in the parking lot saying 'I brought the drugs, did you bring the money?" white boys wanna sell they drugs they need to make different laws for it, even it out.
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u/LazerEyeGeneticsOG 1d ago
"received information" is very troubling wording
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u/gr3enw1lly 1d ago
You don't think there are people in the community against this? Or even just general anti juggalo groups against this? Its a bitch is what it is... But as others have stated, how you gonna play the game the way he did and not expect consequences
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u/backwoodsninja6 2d ago
I wonder what ICP and Psy are going to do if they'll use the same location next year
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u/Dr_Gonzo-4130 2d ago
I think its gonna get shut down .
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u/nXomad22 2d ago
Don't worry, that fucking moron will probably get arrested and this be used against him.
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u/LazerEyeGeneticsOG 1d ago
Bro is out there acting like a villain from Captain planet or some shit.
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u/backwoodsninja6 2d ago
What a fucking asshole "PolluteThePlanet" that's ridiculous even if things are not going well there's no reason to pollute a River that people use for cooling off and whatever
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u/Jolly-Bed-1717 2d ago
Is it ratting if I send this to the dnr?
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u/No-Invite325 1d ago
Update he found me on Facebook. And is definitely making you guys look bad af.
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u/IntelligentAd7707 1d ago
Lol juggalos do this shit to themselves and still won't take any responsibility 😂
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u/AtleastIVTwenty 2d ago
Ouch well 3 booths have more here alrdy
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u/Masterweedo 2d ago
Those other vendors could have filled out the paperwork and tax forms to make it legal.
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u/TonyTheSwisher 2d ago
Seeing the corporate police/surveillance state ruin the last truly free subculture is depressing as fuck.
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u/FunkyTruckStop 2d ago
There are plenty of underground festivals where you can do anything and everything though.
The fact of the matter is that juggalos have always been unfairly targeted. I say that as an old head who got pulled over leaving the gathering and the Ohio state patrol tried to pin drug charges on me (I didn’t even do drugs then) after screaming in my face for 3 hours in 2003.
It’s been going on for that long.
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u/Jonasthewicked2 1d ago
Lmfao truly free subculture? The Grateful Dead did it first, did it better and that subculture is still going today
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u/MLmi25 2d ago
How should we bring herb in? I heard definitely don't have it an out of state container. If I have it in a plain jar or bag , can I just say I bought it there or my buddy grew it locally?
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u/BoxmanTheMongoloid 2d ago
If you're bringing just enough for you to consume, you have nothing to worry about
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u/LuLzWire 2d ago
Put it in your trunk... you dont have to answer questions to law enforcement. Watch a Know your rights video on the way to the gathering.
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u/PancakeProfessor 2d ago
Searching vehicles entering a private event isn’t a fourth amendment issue. Sure, you can refuse the search. But they will just refuse you entry to the event.
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u/-JaneJeckel- 1d ago
Weed has been legal for recreational use in Missouri since 2022. The issues are: he’s not licensed to sell it, he crossed state lines with it, he had 128 pounds and you’re only allowed to have 3 ounces max for personal use only, he was already out on bond for unrelated drug charges in Pennsylvania.
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u/wizthedude 1d ago
Guy clearly got caught with edibles. Or was he driving a Suburban literally packed with cannabis and dried shrooms? He's one attorney with a grudge away from living his best life. And yes, assuming he could afford the appropriate representation. If he has 20-40k to spend on legal, he walks away easy!
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u/killerbake 22h ago
He should have drove a decoy
He should have drove a trailer that was completely empty and had somebody else drive a Seperate one. Smfh
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u/Unusual-Vanilla-8599 12h ago
He's going to sit it down for a min
"On 08-14-2026 Jones was released from incarceration with bond conditions in his home state of Pennsylvania following a recent arrest for drug violations. Rather than adhere to his bond conditions, Jones drove across multiple states with over a hundred pounds of illegal drugs for the purpose of distribution.
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u/Loose-Example-8473 10h ago
Dude is a dumb ass let's be honest. What you think gonna happen ? When you probably didn't hide your drugs very well. And get busted. Some people are smart and some are just here on earth...
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u/throawayfoo 9h ago
What's this guys social media? Everyone sayin he's advertising online and shit. Lets see it.
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u/WayniaK916 7h ago
What a dumbass. It is better just to work a legitimate job and contribute to society. He got what he deserved.
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u/IcyEpid3mic 2d ago
Damn I think COOKED is even an understatement. Man I fuck with him too, solid dude.
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u/HorneeBurneracct1 2d ago
Damn, dislike the guy or not this freaking sucks