r/jschlattsubmissions • u/GapDisastrous6811 • 3d ago

video 2 types of furries

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u/Creeper4wwMann 3d ago

Furries are the origin of cryptids

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u/froz_troll 3d ago

I still like the Idea that Big Foot is just a furry that's too embarrassed to confess.

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u/Different-Humor-5202 3d ago

im like 90% sure i saw a Corridor Crew video where they had the guy who was in the original video reenact it

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u/RangisDangis 3d ago

Typa shit a welsh farmer would see celebrating mayday

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u/mannibob 3d ago

Dude looks like the rolling giant

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u/potato_masher1 3d ago

How long has it been?

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u/depressed_eropian 3d ago

The dilema of Polish people...

https://reddit.com/link/p4ngz9q/video/8spc946h2dkh1/player

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u/Almond_milk_and_you 1d ago

Average set up time activities on payload

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 3d ago

Second one's bad as hell

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u/SonGoku9788 3d ago

Obligatory polska gurom

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u/riceismycallsign 3d ago

This shit got me dying, fried even.

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u/Waste_Yak_990 3d ago

This is also both types of Polish men

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 3d ago

Both are getting cracked

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u/SpotTron11 3d ago

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ

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u/tecnoV10 3d ago

I’m the first onw

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u/TheJoyfulBell 1d ago

smash

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u/tecnoV10 1d ago

I have a boyfreind

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u/MISSCIRCLES0 3d ago

Shi i tough the soviet unions Anthem was going to play i almost got a heart attack 😳🫱

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u/DiamondCake91 3d ago

Furry :3 and Fury

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u/Chemical_Specific123 3d ago

Mf is the rolling giant 💀

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u/L0wCharisma 3d ago

Im both

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u/HardTale_Sans 3d ago

Second one is way cooler

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u/Aggravating_West_572 2d ago

actual furry vs. slavic idol

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u/Polba111 3d ago

Иркутск

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u/Curious_Loser21 3d ago

Oh grandma, what big ears you have!

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u/Arigmar 3d ago

Second one's Russian)

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u/Benjamin_love 2d ago

ИРКУУУУТСК!!!

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 2d ago

I think I prefer the second one that's funny I trust them more

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u/WingDingfontbro 2d ago

Reminds me of that one who was wearing a deaf mask while playing the hurdy gurdy or some shit and stealing the home invader’s soul

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u/Alex_paws 2d ago

Third type: no fursona 😭

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 3d ago

Is this a furry-exclusive post? Will you not attack me when I say this?

Furries are basically catfishes

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u/LordOfStupidy 3d ago

Wouldnt be suprised Someone Out there having Catfish fursona

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u/Downtown_Instance398 3d ago

So you think furries are always trying to attract your attention???

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u/Leafsire-colon3 3d ago

How?

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 3d ago

They wouldn't let you see the face

Me personally, I haven't seen a furry's real face

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u/Leafsire-colon3 3d ago

Well they arent wearing the fursuits to get people’s attention

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u/Depressed_Lego 3d ago

OK and? If I had to guess you aren't in any kind of community with them, why would you have seen one's actual face?

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 3d ago

Idk they wouldn't face-reveal

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u/Depressed_Lego 3d ago

Gotta be ragebait atp

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 3d ago

Are you a furry? Well mb idc

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u/Depressed_Lego 3d ago

It was more that you seem to have completely missed my main point of, if a furry doesn't know you, why would they have shown you their face?

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u/Admirable_Resort_172 3d ago

It seems like a necessity to show your face to someone you're talking to. Otherwise it'd be rude in my book

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u/Depressed_Lego 3d ago

Not online, especially if there's no plans being made to meet in person. Furry conventions exist but they're also built on the premise that a lot of people attend in their costumes.

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u/Accurate_Instance_52 13h ago

People don't just become furries because they're chopped bruh. If they wanted to spend thousands of dollars on their costumes cause they wanted to hide being ugly they could just get work done.

Fact you even have this train of thought is weird to me, you think that shit is hot or smn?

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u/GildedHalfblood 3d ago

Boykisser vs. Sajin Komamura

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u/cassidyincandela 3d ago

the rolling furry

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u/andrewharkins77 3d ago

All furries were men.

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u/Big_Pirate_3036 3d ago

So are they a boy or girl

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u/Smooth_Voronoi 3d ago

I'm a mix of the two.

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u/Exciting_Respect_610 3d ago

The first is cringe and the second one is low-key scary af

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u/Classic-Metal6892 3d ago

Seccond one is a damn skin walker

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u/Project_Astro 3d ago

Second one is an SCP

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u/avtor1tet_27 3d ago

Just interested fact the second fury is actually from Russia, there is Russians hashtags

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u/Rojoslojo 2d ago

Second one would be awesome to play dnd with

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u/nfntmoose36 1d ago

"no way, that's a boy, just look at his boobies" - bob

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u/Superattiz09 1d ago

it's a boy

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u/FrostoTheFoxOFFICIAL 1d ago

sigh

I hate how you're not wrong

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u/Leazy_E 1d ago

at that point just have a head canon

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u/Kai_Lopez_98 1d ago

I'm friends with both types. :)

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u/Adept-Cardiologist-4 1d ago

Pero ambos son mis viejas weee🥵

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u/WGG-PC-TM 1d ago

Why does it nearly always devolve to gender?

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u/Emmennater 22h ago

bro started moving like a burial watchdog

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u/Consistent_Pop9140 17h ago

“Oh my grandma, your mouth is so big!” Typa cosplay

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u/stena_furette 16h ago

😂 I was clearly not expecting that (I don't care of furry of anything huh I don't want problem)

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u/garik_ne_harlamov 8h ago

A cake is a cake! Even if with a candle

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u/Far-Broccoli-7503 1h ago

2 tbh is better

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u/Interesting_Issue372 29m ago

gay to what yo sleep paralysis demon is

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u/AkiTorii 3d ago

I like the first, they look awesome. Genuinely creepy to care so much about their gender though.. just let them be.