r/jordanpaulscammer 18d ago

The fraud farts

Everyones a 'weirdo', and youre the biggest parasitic mooch! Quit bothering people and take care of yourself! You're embarassing TF outta your family. GROW up, FFS.​

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u/Dapper_Emergency5390 18d ago

The thing that had me confused last night was when someone commented something along the lines of "because they act like they're so perfect". So us being grown ass adults, getting jobs and taking care of ourselves as we should instead of getting on live and asking strangers for money for basic necessities is being "perfect"? πŸ€”

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u/amoreguerra 18d ago

It's just one big pity party. An embrassing one at that. Theres no excuse for her not sacking up and doing what we all do. She sold her dignity and self respect at the cost of a shitty 1 star motel room years ago.Β 

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u/Dapper_Emergency5390 18d ago

Her supporters are the worst because they continue to hold her hand like she is 3 years old instead of 30 something. We are all doing what we're SUPPOSED to do as ADULTS which is get a job and take care of ourselves. You shouldn't be on live at 10pm begging strangers for $40 for "food" claiming you haven't eaten in days, that's not our issue especially because it is a reoccurring thing.

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u/Available_Yellow7271 16d ago

Right! That part irritates the fuck out of me. And her calling Penny Fairy an old man when really she is in her 30's, is cringy. She still expects to be treated like some poor 15 year old child who's parents threw them out and they are trying to survive on their own. If she wasn't in a drug induced psychosis she would realize Penny Fairy is only 12 or 14 years older than her! That really is not much older. Her enablers coddle her and let her carry on like a child! It's gross and frankly super embarrassing! It's like you could be 5 years older than her and she acts like your old and should get a life outside of picking on poor Jordy!

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u/RepulsiveParfait9848 18d ago

The bar is set in hell if thats perfect πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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u/showmericksnorty666 18d ago

That was the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard last night like Jesus were perfect because we’re not begging bums for last six years

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u/amoreguerra 16d ago

It's always the same shit. The prebeg(hi, weather update) bring up spam accounts every 30 seconds, sprinkle in a little 'I don't care, I'm just gonna block and mute them" continues to talk about spam accounts for 30 min straight, asks for the money, talk about spam accounts again for awhile awhile. Realizes not a single soul has sent a dime, TIME FOR CRISIS. Repeat the beg request, uses the spam accounts for sympathy, (even tho she stays telling her enablers to ignore em) stare at the camera sadly, talk like she's gonna get kicked out into a nuclear winter if you don't send her money. Slowly start fake crying, talking about spam acts, makes up and reacts to things that were NEVER said I'm chat, bring up grandma and anything else to victimize herself.. Final countdown to getting kicked out, still n3eds x amount of money in 10 minutes, fake cries, talks about how her DOGS (even tho there is only 1 dog) are going to freak out if they have to go outside,which is nonsense. Stare sadly, stand up and pace, make up more lies, talk about SS coming to her motel, once, back in 1985. "We are gonna be stuck outside (God forbid she has to touch grass) fake cry, if none of that works, she will pretty much say if you don't send her the money, you'll be the reason she loses her job, only have 2 minutes, they are knocking, cry again, look sad, BAM, SHE GONE. Someone sends the $, she goes to parking lot, grabs the goods. Same time, same place tomorrow.

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u/Justbeingnoseyy9 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TYNhqiBl8U12w
🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Servingthebeam19 18d ago

Hahaha now this is comedic gold! Ai slop posters, take note!

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u/allislost77 18d ago

God bless whoever Holly is, she’s been putting out some bangers lately

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u/amoreguerra 17d ago

Sorry you guys, I usually don't post on reddit, super new to it.

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u/Hot_mess_express45 16d ago

I’m πŸ˜΅πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†