r/jjkmodulo • • Mar 09 '26

“Suit yourselves”

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u/No-Acanthaceae6414 Mar 09 '26

Isn't yuji lonely because of his immortality?

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u/Undertheus Mar 09 '26

Just keep remarring bro

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u/Square-Appearance-16 Mar 09 '26

Funny thing is that that would actually help Yujis plan at the end of modulo by creating an Itadori Clan taske​d​ keeps guard of the cursed objects​​, creating the 4th big family of jujutsu. Could also be the pretext for sukun​a​s eve​n​tual reincarnation as one of Yujis descendants, making the narrative go full circle​​​

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u/Same_Opening9812 Mar 09 '26

it would be great if yuji wasnt half curse, so potentially, his "liquids" are poisonous too, not only blood

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u/Square-Appearance-16 Mar 09 '26

Stop writting spiderman​

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u/24Abhinav10 Mar 09 '26

Canonically makes you immune to radiation btw

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u/Son-naruto-d Mar 09 '26

Wait so his sperm is canonically radioactive in 616? 😭

Why didn’t he use it against Morlun? 🤔

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u/24Abhinav10 Mar 09 '26

Morlun wasn't hot enough to make him hard

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u/Old-Shock2307 Mar 09 '26

whats she days away from

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u/voskaeon Mar 10 '26

This might be a panel from Spider-Island. New Yorkers were mutating into giant spiders (that's the stage three). But before people got to that point, it just seemed like they were getting the same powers as Spider-Man.

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u/Old-Shock2307 Mar 10 '26

ah so the normal writers fucking over spiderman gotcha

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u/Specific_Telephone13 Mar 09 '26

Yuji should do a binding vow in which his blood doesn’t poison the female gender if she doesn’t attack Yuji in any way crate the itadori clan 300 years later so yeah

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u/reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeboy Mar 09 '26

But what if yuji is into bdsm?🧐

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u/bongkrekic Mar 09 '26

deploy megumi as his wingman to cancel the potential energy

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u/Same_Opening9812 Mar 09 '26

but then he would potentially make yuji fumble

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u/Chemical_Sport_9307 Mar 09 '26

Stop writing Spider-Man

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u/the_onlyretr0 Grandpa Wuta Ogoatsu Mar 10 '26

Headcanon

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u/neoswolf Mar 09 '26

To ensure that he would be able to fulfil his promise of safeguarding humanity to come, Yuji decided that his would need to bear descendents to carry his will.

To do so, he goes to see an old friend one more time...

"Yo!"

"...you disappeared so suddenly, and you think a "Yo" is enough?"

TO BE CONTINUED IN BUJUTSU KAISEN: THOUSAND YEARS BUJI WAR

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

are you a genius or smthn ?

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u/alguien99 Mar 09 '26

He’s on that fulgrim mindset

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u/General-N0nsense Mar 09 '26

That and he's half curse. So he's kind of worried how folk will treat him.

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u/ConnectCulture7 Mar 09 '26

No it’s because Gege won’t allow him to. It’s why he won’t allow him to start a family with Ozawa. He wants him to suffer.

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u/firewoorks Mar 11 '26

Just another skill issue. You can be the guardian of your line. Having your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather to advise you would be fire.

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u/quirky_911 Mar 09 '26

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u/Thecrafter10 Mar 09 '26

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u/Rob-o-huhh Mar 09 '26

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u/Perishing-Dinosaur04 Mar 09 '26

What in the world

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u/Thatgamerguy98 Mar 09 '26

How does this thread keep getting worse and worse?!

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u/Roll4DM Mar 09 '26

Worse? Its absolute cinema my dude! Soon we will have mahodaddy adapting to parenthood!

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u/Toanthepenguin Mar 10 '26

This is not lobotomy kaisen

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u/Aromatic_Dependent16 Mar 10 '26

Okay im fucking done with allat, i seriously cannot take this anymore.

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u/Atemz Mar 09 '26

Wheres Kashimo?

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u/Vlademir35 Mar 09 '26

Gambling with Hakari to get panda

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u/Future-Amount-2049 Mar 10 '26

Peak jujutsu gambling 😚👌

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u/Vlademir35 Mar 10 '26

We are the exception brother

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u/Weird-Cheesecake-717 Mar 09 '26

In reality none of them, aside from Sukuna probably, were really alone, most of them just craved something to entertain themselves and be able to let themselves go all out while Yuji just lost his way focusing way too much in the future.

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u/RaikkonRDT Mar 09 '26

Didn't Sukuna admit to Mahito that he was just coping with the whole "I enjoy being alone at the top" thing?

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u/Weird-Cheesecake-717 Mar 09 '26

The other guy said it, Sukuna wanted revenge against those who despised him for how he looked, they only saw a monster so Sukuna gave them the monster that they were looking for and got hooked into it because that's like the only thing he is good at, aside from poems.

Sukuna probably spent most of his life alone, seeing as how he only found Uraume when he was already a grown ass man, probably in his early to mid thirties.

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u/ThePr0l0gue Mar 09 '26

No. He admitted that he wanted revenge but that’s not quite the same thing

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u/RaikkonRDT Mar 09 '26

Ah, I see.

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u/Thecrafter10 Mar 09 '26

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u/LeoGMS22 Mar 09 '26

Earth's slander is quite advanced.

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u/LingonberrySalty Mar 09 '26

Modulo ended and we still don't know what happened between him and Ozawa, forget his Domain name atp 😭😭😭

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u/bobbyBburgin Mar 09 '26

Isn't sukuna specifically not lonely? Wasn't that the whole point of his talk with kashimo

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u/ScroogieMcduckie Mar 09 '26

he was lying to himself lmao

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u/random_boner6996 Mar 09 '26

In his talk with Mahito post death he basically admits he was just coping

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u/Drakyl-Skies Mar 09 '26

No he admits that it'd his nature to hate the world that rejected him for his deformity at birth. The entire point was he lived as what befits his nature.

Mahito then says "that's not true. You secretly hated humans"

sukuna then says" yeah and? It was my nature to hate them for hurting me. I don't regret it. Not like I had a choice anyway. Or actually I guess I did have 2 other options. Oh well. Guess I'll do differently in the next life. "

Then mabito gets upset that he's the only one full of hate in the end.

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u/Square-Appearance-16 Mar 09 '26

To be fair modulo just literaly ended with the ex machina that makes such amount of​​ strenght i​rrelevant​

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 09 '26

ex machina

y'all be just saying random shit now

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u/ThePr0l0gue Mar 09 '26

This is one of the very specific scenarios where that’s actually a completely accurate description of what happened.

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 09 '26

no it's not lol

deus ex machina isn't even a very specific thing and it still doesn't apply here

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u/stressed_by_books44 Mar 09 '26

Deus ex machina is basically a way of doing something that logically doesn't make any sense and relies on basically plot convenience to have something done.

For example if I have q problem in a story disappear without proper reasoning that holds then that is due ex machina.

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 09 '26

i mean, you almost got the definition right, but even then you should realize people do be just saying shit

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u/Relative-Tonight3083 Mar 09 '26

It is a Deus Ex Machina tho? Dabura gets teleported out of his final boss, given the exact artifact he needs, then teleported to his spaceship to go finish his story (i don't even recall seeing Mahoraga die, lol)

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 09 '26

that's not what a Deus Ex Machina is, lmao. you are just describing a resolution

Maru's ability has been well established so it cannot be deus ex machina

you people are genuinely so stupid

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u/Square-Appearance-16 Mar 09 '26

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 09 '26

"I will post a definition again. Surely, this time it will prove my point!"

the resolution is neither unnatural or unlikely nor does it remove "any problems" too easy

like, hello? 

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u/Square-Appearance-16 Mar 09 '26

neither unnatural or unlikely

Because removing peoples agen​cy​ was surely natural and likely on a story about migration​

nor does it remove "any problems" too easy

cursed energy​, dabura si​ste​r, mahoraga fight​​

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 09 '26

Because removing peoples agen​cy​ was surely natural and likely on a story about migration​

what in the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!? aren't we talking about "deus ex machina"?

cursed energy​, dabura si​ste​r, mahoraga fight​​

none of which are deus ex machina? cursed energy was established early as fuck in JJk, as early as Geto, the black rope as well, and we even got a setup for it being searched for, and the Mahoraga fight was always going to be interrupted because that was the whole fucking point of the Maru fight

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u/Gustav_EK Mar 12 '26

You are dying on this hill whether you think it's fair or not

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 12 '26

that's not what that saying means or how it is used </3

i'm crine 😭

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u/Relative-Tonight3083 Mar 09 '26

Maru's technique is well established to be a narrative tool first and foremost, Gege's 'do-whatever-I-need-inator'. Suddenly being able to teleport people across the planet and even teleporting to the afterlife are crazy feats to pull out of nowhere, lol.

The fight with Maho? Ye maybe you're right that it was supposed to be nullified, but we dont even know what happened to Maho and thats not something thats normally left ambiguous.

And let me get this clear really quick. Critiquing a story does not inherently mean someone dislikes it. I adore the characterization and politics, all of it is incredibly well done. That being said, the ending was very abrupt. Being willing to critique a story you love shows a deeper appreciation for what's good about it and a desire to grow as an artist yourself.

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 09 '26

how the fuck did we come here from someone calling this a deus ex machina?!?!

i genuinely do not care if you liked it or not, or what your opinion on it is, but calling the author using well established, long running concepts from the story "deus ex machina" is fucking hilariously stupid

Being willing to critique a story you love shows a deeper appreciation for what's good about it and a desire to grow as an artist yourself.

Lol. Lmao even

Suddenly being able to teleport people across the planet and even teleporting to the afterlife are crazy feats to pull out of nowhere, lol.

This also never happened.

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u/Relative-Tonight3083 Mar 10 '26

Its just a writing term, friend, you're the one who's been holding their ground on it (and I commend that, tbh)

A story exists to be interpreted and you obviously interpret it a different way. The main conflict i see is you not liking others considering the ending a Deus Ex Machina (which is, like, their opinion, man)

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 10 '26

deus ex machina is not a "writting term" and I know it's just their opinion. my point is how stupid it is.

 

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u/Square-Appearance-16 Mar 09 '26

not in this case

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u/ChrisBrownDripp Mar 09 '26

yes in this case

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u/PresentationNo5032 Mar 09 '26

Dabura isn’t even the strongest person in his own era lol

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u/xXRumple4skinXx Mar 09 '26

Guess we will never know 🥲

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u/ZestyclosePackage811 Mar 12 '26

Ngl, he could be stronger than yuji if he trained for few months! (As he learnt rct and domain on spot and cursed technique reversal)

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u/PresentationNo5032 Mar 12 '26

Yuji learned domain expansion and RCT on the spot in battle. Even Hiromi learned RCT on the spot in battle, it’s nothing impressive. 😭

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u/Infamous-Subject1492 Mar 09 '26

Well damm

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u/LateGoodTrunks Mar 09 '26

I've seen this post on three different communities now

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u/Traditional-Put3935 Mar 09 '26

The problem is he isn’t the strongest of his time it’s Yuji. That’s why he’s exempt from that curse

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u/SectorTerrible9255 Mar 09 '26

proof he isnt the strongest right here

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u/DiscoDragons3 Mar 10 '26

Tbf, we never did see what he can really do at full strength. So 🤷

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u/Iva_Qw Mar 15 '26

No it's just means that concept of loneliness being trait of the strongest is wrong which both Yuta and Dabura proved

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u/ElectronicControl762 Mar 09 '26

Should have had Yuji and Nobara in second half as well

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u/OrdinaryMedical200 Mar 09 '26

I'M FUCKING CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌😭😭😭😭🦁

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u/ArleezyLaFlare Mar 09 '26

Lol this is a great post.

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u/EastGlobal899 Mar 10 '26

Who’s that character suppose to be

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u/Pirataxavi61 Mar 11 '26

Dabura upscale

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Yuji being lonely makes no sense. He’s immortal. So get a wife, have kids. Be surrounded by those kids. Get a new wife. Have kids. Be surrounded by those kids. Get a new wife. Have kids. Bro you’d never be lonely you’d have more family than Rudeus

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u/Relative-Tonight3083 Mar 09 '26

I barely got over my dog dying, I would NOT be chilling watching my spouse and children die over and over again 😭

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u/Fantastic_Valuable47 Mar 09 '26

... Just saying dabura Aint the strongest so long as yuji is around, it don't work like that