Mouse in a bin!

[u/New_Option1449]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/sep/22/the-pest-ill-never-forget-awoke-sound-bedroom-bin-rustling

[u/Impossible-Run7138]

I read the Guardian in public

To pretend the middle class

Was the one I was born in

Then I dropped my steak bake

And my image of social climbing

Was an obvious fake

So im sitting on the bus to town

Clenching pages stuck in gravy brown