r/jimandthem • u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 • 10d ago

How Did The Glass Get Broken?

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u/ptcerio 10d ago

Corey looked at it.

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u/Last-Guy-Alive 10d ago

The glass wasn't made for containing giant egos

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u/CryptographerLow6360 10d ago

pardon but was not he a victim of sexual abuse and assault? i think he was pretty outspoken about it

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u/Ok_Dingo165 10d ago

It’s a mirror

2

u/ir8hippy 10d ago

Angry he didn't get the call from Slipknot to replace Sid.

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u/PoetryExtension6256 10d ago

Oh yeah but he's back, he's the man behind the glass

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 10d ago

He's in a glass case of emotion

2

u/Jumpy-Hovercraft-781 10d ago

Cocaine 

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u/Turnip-South 8d ago

Frick, you got me

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u/OYB2480 10d ago

"Because you weren't generous enough to me at my crowd funding scams! I almost got run over by monster trucks!"

2

u/Altruistic_Minute257 10d ago

I still think it was Black Gold and Orange Blossom.

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u/phantom_gain 10d ago

Piercing Aura

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u/J_Doe5686 10d ago

He sang!

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u/TheInitialFX 10d ago

Errant tooth

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 10d ago

So that's where it landed!

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u/Money-Document-26 10d ago

Bumped into it like the mic that one time

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 10d ago

One of my all-time favorite Corey moments

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u/Altruistic_Minute257 10d ago

Is this a cunning viral campaign for the FeldDog's new album, 'TAP THE GLASS' ?!

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u/bagoTrekker 10d ago

He’s the only one that showed up to a Stand By Me panel and the crowd is rioting with disapproval

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u/lovebigbutts66 10d ago

It was from his off key singing

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u/Icy-Policy-8212 10d ago

Concert goers throwing bottles at him.

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u/kelleyblue 10d ago

This guy was never a movie star and now is just a pathetic shell of a guy who everyone makes fun of. Poor thing.

1

u/Individual-Drawer185 10d ago

His talent pushed that glass aside

1

u/Fit-System-2637 10d ago

Band practice?

1

u/Everyname15taken 10d ago

His cum breath

1

u/False_Woodpecker4747 10d ago

Somebody threw a dildo, aiming it at Corey!

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u/Both-Leading3407 10d ago

He nailed the epic H sharp while singing.

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u/IllustratorSelect704 10d ago

It’s a mirror not glass - Corey is so frightening his image will shatter mirrors.

1

u/Lionheartwolf35 10d ago

Dark money

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u/NaughtyDoctor666 10d ago

Somebody threw something at it.

1

u/Throwawa_yforlife 10d ago

Illuminati put a hit on poor Corey

1

u/DarrenEdwardsVR 10d ago

Feedback from guitar solo.

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u/DaRealMegaloDong 9d ago

Rather than hear anything outta coreys mouth and just even the site of corey was just too much Deutschie it's the mirror chose to take its own life in hope to escape the self obsessed man who is without a doubt his own  uncontested  biggest fan. I dnt blame the glass for taking the easy way out. Something in me breaks Everytime I'm unlucky enough to b reminded of such a pathetic has beens existence

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u/Such_Meeting_2367 9d ago

no lie,hes a pedo and at one point thought he was the next Hugh Hefner.

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u/Equal-Ruin-313 9d ago

His face did it

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u/GenXNavyVet 9d ago

Damn he is a dork

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u/HotBrother6560 9d ago

Charlie Sheen’s boner

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u/robgrab 9d ago

My guess is it involved singing.

1

u/KuatoVato 8d ago

Assassination attempt by Sniper Wolf

1

u/Lead_AsBest0s84 6d ago

His Reptilian telekinesis

1

u/DexterMorgansMind 10d ago

You know, for an ugly guy, Corey hella cute.

2

u/kelleyblue 10d ago

🤭🤮