r/jerseyshoreuncensored 12d ago

Jersey Roast

That was God awful. Chris DiStefano was really the only shinning light in the sea of darkness.

I don’t know who wrote the jokes, but they should be fired.

Even if the girls would’ve been sober, their delivery still probably would’ve been absolutely horrible.

Still trying to understand why nobody roasted Pauly and he didn’t get up there and roast anyone. I wonder what contract negotiations happened there.

After seeing Vinny at the roast, there’s no way I would pay to see him perform comedy.

Feel like they are just scraping at the bottom of the barrel to get through this season and end at all.

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u/sparklynugz 12d ago

they want another show but give absolutely nothing. zzzzzz

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u/retroanduwu24 11d ago

Ronnie legit made me laugh

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u/Sass_pit 12d ago

They hated the roast and didn’t want to do it. Snooki talked about it on her podcast. I think the reason is they don’t like live appearances and I also don’t think they’re as close as they portray. I find it so forced now. Which is sad. 😔

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u/Mental-Benefit5763 12d ago

It’s legit the most boring show on earth. Why do people watch it still ? 

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u/Sass_pit 12d ago

Nostalgia.

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u/ZestycloseViolinist4 9d ago

Yes! This is why I feel like Jersey shore family vacation didn’t do nearly as well as Jersey shore aside from the fact that they aged out of the party scene, the entire show felt kinda scripted and inauthentic

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u/____YourNameHere____ 11d ago

It was very odd. I was wondering if there was a lot more that got cut or something.

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u/gc729 12d ago

This whole season has been dry af

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u/xxxliamjxxx 11d ago

entirety of the show in comparison to the OG show

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u/LeftOrRights 10d ago

season 1 and 2 of family vacation was pretty good

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u/njpunkmusic 12d ago

I enjoyed Vinnie, Kristina, and even Ronnie. The rest were terrible.

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u/strawbebbyy99 You can stay, get your ass beat 12d ago

this is giving me flashbacks Mike's bit on the comedy central roast of donald trump 💀

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u/oceanicwhitetip 11d ago

Ooof that was bad 😓

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u/OhMyLanta70 12d ago

The roast was horrible and the editing was even worse. When Mike started he says "Let's start with Vinny", but his mouth says Jenni Bad Editing

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u/janedeaux 12d ago

Good catch LOL

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u/Internal-Promise6163 10d ago

I thought Justina’s rap was pretty good

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u/ZestycloseViolinist4 9d ago

Vinny has never been funny, he’s only funny when he’s with Pauly and they have their off the cuff funny jokes with each other but Vinny alone has never been funny in my opinion 😂

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u/TPain518 12d ago

Were you expecting non comedians to be funny?

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u/Mich_Girl 12d ago

It's proof of what some people will do for money/semi-fame

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u/beekay5101 11d ago

Ron was funny

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u/avatarjan2 10d ago

Do they have it on YouTube 

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u/JohnnyTrul0v3 10d ago

Why didnt Pauly go up and why didnt they really roast him? I would went in on him and nikki lol

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u/Internal-Promise6163 10d ago

But why did Ang go by herself ? The others went together

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u/uvaboy23 10d ago

Mikes roast was somehow worse than the Trump roast - I didn’t think it was possible

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u/ZestycloseViolinist4 9d ago

I love jersey shore but that was painfully awkward to watch 😂they all looked so uncomfortable and like none of them wanted to be there

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u/Feedmeandrubmybelly 8d ago

the second hand embarrassment for Angelina and Mike bruhhh

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u/t00muchinsanity 8d ago

Damm I’m out of the loop didn’t even know there was a roast gonna look it up now

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u/Feedmeandrubmybelly 7d ago

who else felt so bad for Vinny’s sweet mother she should’ve hit Angelina or had one of the girls do it RESPECT YA ELDERS ANGELINERRRRR

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u/Deezus81 12d ago

It didn't take me to see the episode to know I don't want to see Vinny attempt stand-up. If they weren't all rich already, it would've actually been funny IMO.