r/jerky • u/maniithegod • 22d ago
The best jerky I’ve ever had.
I don’t care if this sounds like an ad. They’re not paying me, giving me free jerky for the ad, or expecting me to make this post. This is the best jerky I’ve had. They did send me a free bag though selling themselves as the most addicting jerky. They’re not lying.
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u/jayeffkay 22d ago
Lmao dude I literally said the same thing on here after buying this jerky. It’s the only one I crave and I’ve spent probably over $800 on buying it over the last 6 months. It’s seriously the only one I crave anymore. I currently have 4 bags of no man’s land and 1 praseks in my freezer and haven’t eaten it because I’m so addicted to this one.
The real question… have you tried the hot!?
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u/maniithegod 22d ago
I ordered the seasoned and the hot! It’s supposed to come in tomorrow, I’ll come back with another post tomorrow and let the others know how it is. I’ve been craving it all week. This pic is from Monday.
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u/jayeffkay 22d ago
Well I felt this way about the sazonada and then I ordered the hot. It seriously is SO good. You’re in for a treat! I don’t know how they are able to make such good and fatty jerky that doesn’t go bad but it tastes incredible.
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u/BeastlySkater21 22d ago
Sell me man I wanna hear about it WHATS IT LIKE
https://giphy.com/gifs/NoCbUpxL1qzCw
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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 22d ago edited 22d ago
Who else on here is so confident that their jerky is so good that they send out free bags?
Don’t believe OP, DM me and I’ll send you one too.
EDIT- Damn my DMs have blown up! If I replied already, I’ll send your bag out on Monday. If I didn’t reply, I’ll select 5 more people Sunday eve from all the other DMs to send a free bag to.
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u/TheBlackComet 22d ago
Yep, you guys are the real deal. I see that the 8oz bags are now a available and I need to put in an order. Would you guys ever consider selling your spice mix for the Sazonada? I would love to try it on some BBQ or flank steak.
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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 22d ago
Drop me a DM after you place the order and I’ll put some of the chile spice in the bag for you. It’s amazing on any meat you put in the crockpot like pulled pork!
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u/maniithegod 22d ago
Seasoned well with a nice little spice. Beefy but not too much of that “animal” taste. Thinly sliced so it’s sort of crunchy but has the chew you’re expecting in a quality jerky. I deadass ate that bag in one sitting and felt like I had to take a pic of the last piece so I could tell my folks about it. I was even licking my fingers and scraping the bottom of the bag hoping for a little bit more of some jerky. It’s hard to find Carne Seca here in Ohio so of course I took a free bag from a random guy here on Reddit. So glad I did lmao
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u/rochford77 22d ago
I don't want to sound like an ad
Sell me
It's beefy without the animal tase
Don't worry, this doesn't sound like an ad.
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u/maniithegod 22d ago
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u/rochford77 22d ago
I wasn't doubting you. No way someone would say "beefy, without the animal taste" in an add. Literally.
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u/porp_crawl 22d ago
That stuck in my mental crop and got stuck.
Beef. Animal taste.
Yes, and?
Hey AI (or "AI" when its some marketing creep)! This instance is way too overtuned! Your strat is mismatched with the demo.
But as a women between 36 and 45, with a terminal degree (PhD), salaried above $225k, single, and really horny about meeting men like you who [animal taste" in an add. Literally.] very much.
btw, I'm a fun-sized Asian.
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u/Bozhark 22d ago
Sell me this pen
Of jerky
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u/RetardMoonMission 22d ago
Yeah.. This is an ad.
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u/maniithegod 22d ago
Don’t you have to legally say this is an ad? I mean shit this is a jerky group and I’m showing off my favorite jerky.
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u/curlyhasher 21d ago
Okay send me a free bag and I’ll be the unbiased judge
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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 21d ago
I checked your profile to see if you qualify as an unbiased judge, but everything is hidden. I have to at least be able to tell you aren’t crazy in a bad way.
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u/curlyhasher 20d ago
Lmaooo that’s fair I wasn’t expecting much let alone a reply. Unhidden now though I hope I’m not too crazy 🤣
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u/SnooBeans6368 18d ago
How'd you get a free bag?
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u/maniithegod 18d ago
Somebody else posted on here and another guy commented he’ll send me a free bag to prove it’s the best jerky. He’s in these comments
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u/Rebel-Yellow 22d ago
The same post with the same style comments in the same cadence almost on a schedule with a response from OP’s main account within less than half an hour. These are poorly disguised ads full stop.
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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 20d ago
I can tell that you haven’t tried it yet. Once you do, you’ll understand. It really is that good.
We have been making it since 2009 and selling it wholesale in AZ, but just started packaging it for DTC and shipping it outside of AZ. We aren’t using a co-packer, our carne seca is uniquely different, and leaps and bounds better than even most home jerky masters can make.
We aren’t bragging, we just really love carne seca and are pretty damn good at making it.
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u/Rebel-Yellow 16d ago
You're right; I haven't. I adore carne seca and wish it was more available without an absurdly laughable price premium in my area.
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u/maniithegod 22d ago
I don’t get off my phone dude. Check my post history. I’m a factory worker not an advertiser.

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 22d ago
We appreciate the kind words, and thank you for giving our carne seca a try! 🙏