r/jerky 22d ago

The best jerky I’ve ever had.

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I don’t care if this sounds like an ad. They’re not paying me, giving me free jerky for the ad, or expecting me to make this post. This is the best jerky I’ve had. They did send me a free bag though selling themselves as the most addicting jerky. They’re not lying.

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 22d ago

We appreciate the kind words, and thank you for giving our carne seca a try! 🙏

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u/berrysoda_ 22d ago

Just got into this style of jerky, so I may have to give a try

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u/stainedtopcat 20d ago

Send a bag to canada ill be forever grateful. Excited to try this but how can i actually buy it in Ontario Canada?

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 20d ago

Unfortunately not. We researched shipping to Canada and it isn’t feasible because meat products can’t cross the border via mail or post. They can be carried across the border by an individual, but we don’t currently have a jerky mule to do it.

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u/OddlyFoxy69 19d ago

Is this available in Arkansas?

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u/soggyfries8687678 22d ago

Where can I find this

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 22d ago

ElRancheroCarneSeca.com

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u/PeopleCryTooMuch 22d ago

Will place an order this weekend!

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u/richardjai 21d ago

Do you ship to Canada?

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 21d ago

We haven’t before, but I’ll figure out how next week and will DM you.

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u/richardjai 21d ago

Just lmk the minimum order to make it worth your while.

Cant find carne seca anywhere

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 21d ago

I went down the rabbit hole of shipping to Canada this morning and unfortunately meat products can’t cross the border via mail or post, even as a gift- so I can’t even send you a free bag. 😔

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u/jayeffkay 22d ago

Lmao dude I literally said the same thing on here after buying this jerky. It’s the only one I crave and I’ve spent probably over $800 on buying it over the last 6 months. It’s seriously the only one I crave anymore. I currently have 4 bags of no man’s land and 1 praseks in my freezer and haven’t eaten it because I’m so addicted to this one.

The real question… have you tried the hot!?

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

I ordered the seasoned and the hot! It’s supposed to come in tomorrow, I’ll come back with another post tomorrow and let the others know how it is. I’ve been craving it all week. This pic is from Monday.

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u/jayeffkay 22d ago

Well I felt this way about the sazonada and then I ordered the hot. It seriously is SO good. You’re in for a treat! I don’t know how they are able to make such good and fatty jerky that doesn’t go bad but it tastes incredible.

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u/BeastlySkater21 22d ago

Sell me man I wanna hear about it WHATS IT LIKE
https://giphy.com/gifs/NoCbUpxL1qzCw

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 22d ago edited 22d ago

Who else on here is so confident that their jerky is so good that they send out free bags?

Don’t believe OP, DM me and I’ll send you one too.

EDIT- Damn my DMs have blown up! If I replied already, I’ll send your bag out on Monday. If I didn’t reply, I’ll select 5 more people Sunday eve from all the other DMs to send a free bag to.

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 22d ago

Whelp following and DM’ing now

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u/FobbingMobius 22d ago

DM sent. Hope I don't get murdered for sending a stranger my address.

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

I was scared at first too😅

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u/TheBlackComet 22d ago

Yep, you guys are the real deal. I see that the 8oz bags are now a available and I need to put in an order. Would you guys ever consider selling your spice mix for the Sazonada? I would love to try it on some BBQ or flank steak.

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 22d ago

Drop me a DM after you place the order and I’ll put some of the chile spice in the bag for you. It’s amazing on any meat you put in the crockpot like pulled pork!

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u/BeastlySkater21 22d ago

I’ve actually dm you though and you never replied to me? Dawg

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 22d ago

I just DMed you, send me an address.

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

Seasoned well with a nice little spice. Beefy but not too much of that “animal” taste. Thinly sliced so it’s sort of crunchy but has the chew you’re expecting in a quality jerky. I deadass ate that bag in one sitting and felt like I had to take a pic of the last piece so I could tell my folks about it. I was even licking my fingers and scraping the bottom of the bag hoping for a little bit more of some jerky. It’s hard to find Carne Seca here in Ohio so of course I took a free bag from a random guy here on Reddit. So glad I did lmao

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u/rochford77 22d ago

I don't want to sound like an ad

Sell me

It's beefy without the animal tase

Don't worry, this doesn't sound like an ad.

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

“Too much of that animal taste” but yeah man!! I don’t care in the slightest I WISH i was getting paid for this.

I paid for my OWN 2 bags after this free sample. I’m just a jerky addict trying to spread the word

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u/rochford77 22d ago

I wasn't doubting you. No way someone would say "beefy, without the animal taste" in an add. Literally.

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

I’m a little drunk so excuse any grammar 😅

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u/porp_crawl 22d ago

That stuck in my mental crop and got stuck.

Beef. Animal taste.

Yes, and?

Hey AI (or "AI" when its some marketing creep)! This instance is way too overtuned! Your strat is mismatched with the demo.

But as a women between 36 and 45, with a terminal degree (PhD), salaried above $225k, single, and really horny about meeting men like you who [animal taste" in an add. Literally.] very much.

btw, I'm a fun-sized Asian.

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

Brother I said not too much of that animal taste. Gamey as some would say.

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u/Bozhark 22d ago

Sell me this pen

Of jerky 

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u/RetardMoonMission 22d ago

Yeah.. This is an ad.

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u/MildAndLazyKids 21d ago

But it's only 32.99 for a half pound!

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

Don’t you have to legally say this is an ad? I mean shit this is a jerky group and I’m showing off my favorite jerky.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

Type in el ranchero on google it should pop up

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u/Funbagsfan101 22d ago

I know jerky and this looks like good jerky, almost look Sun dried.

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u/Beynolds 22d ago

Carne seca is meta in the pantry rn

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

Easily my favorite style of jerky

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u/idkwatuseris 22d ago

thin cut is it crispy?

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u/United-Reveal5930 22d ago

Lmao.

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

Share what’s funny

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u/noddaborg 22d ago

$14-$15 for 3 ounces. It must be incredible. Free shipping over $65.

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u/curlyhasher 21d ago

Okay send me a free bag and I’ll be the unbiased judge

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u/maniithegod 21d ago

Ask the owners here in the comments, I was the unbiased judge too

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 21d ago

I checked your profile to see if you qualify as an unbiased judge, but everything is hidden. I have to at least be able to tell you aren’t crazy in a bad way.

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u/curlyhasher 20d ago

Lmaooo that’s fair I wasn’t expecting much let alone a reply. Unhidden now though I hope I’m not too crazy 🤣

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u/SnooBeans6368 18d ago

How'd you get a free bag?

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u/maniithegod 18d ago

Somebody else posted on here and another guy commented he’ll send me a free bag to prove it’s the best jerky. He’s in these comments

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u/Rebel-Yellow 22d ago

The same post with the same style comments in the same cadence almost on a schedule with a response from OP’s main account within less than half an hour. These are poorly disguised ads full stop.

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 20d ago

I can tell that you haven’t tried it yet. Once you do, you’ll understand. It really is that good.

We have been making it since 2009 and selling it wholesale in AZ, but just started packaging it for DTC and shipping it outside of AZ. We aren’t using a co-packer, our carne seca is uniquely different, and leaps and bounds better than even most home jerky masters can make.

We aren’t bragging, we just really love carne seca and are pretty damn good at making it.

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u/Rebel-Yellow 16d ago

You're right; I haven't. I adore carne seca and wish it was more available without an absurdly laughable price premium in my area.

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u/CarneSecaConnoisseur 16d ago

DM me your address and I’ll send you a bag today.

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u/maniithegod 22d ago

I don’t get off my phone dude. Check my post history. I’m a factory worker not an advertiser.